SOLVING LIFES MYSTERIES WITH SESSHOUMARU!
Submitted February 17, 2004 Updated March 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | What it is. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it came out okay. . .
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Chapter 1 - What is One plus One?
Submitted: February 17, 2004 • Updated: February 17, 2004
Word count: 654 • Size: 3k • Comments: 12 • views: 787
Chapter 2 - Babies galore! O_o
Submitted: February 29, 2004 • Updated: February 29, 2004
Word count: 918 • Size: 5k • Comments: 13 • views: 687
Chapter 3 - Almonds in Hershey Kisses!
Submitted: March 4, 2004 • Updated: March 4, 2004
Word count: 356 • Size: 2k • Comments: 11 • views: 673
Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Submitted: March 12, 2004 • Updated: March 12, 2004
Word count: 302 • Size: 1k • Comments: 28 • views: 812
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FluffysPrincess2968 on August 21, 2007, 11:02:53 AM
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WRITE MORE!!!!!! PLZ!!!FluffysPrincess2968 on August 10, 2007, 9:41:35 AM
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O...M...G... that is SO FUNNY! *falls over from laughing*An666888 on June 11, 2007, 10:59:36 AM
An666888 on (Chapter: index)
Omg! Sesshy Yay!Dark_Alchemist on January 4, 2007, 9:13:43 AM
Dark_Alchemist on (Chapter: 4)
You should definately write more of these. Sesshoumaru is definately my favourite of all the Inu-Yasha characteres ...SecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:57:04 AM
SecretSilentAngel on (Chapter: 4)
lol keep goingSecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:55:53 AM
SecretSilentAngel on (Chapter: 3)
wow..i can so see thatSecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:54:21 AM
SecretSilentAngel on (Chapter: 2)
hahahaha alrightSecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:51:11 AM
SecretSilentAngel on (Chapter: 1)
lmao awesomeIYGU on July 4, 2006, 2:52:50 AM
IYGU on (Chapter: 4)
LOL! LOL! So funny! You better make more! XDD Here's a mystery for ya: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
XDD Luv ur stories!
sammehjay on June 8, 2006, 6:53:23 AM
sammehjay on (Chapter: 4)
pleaasssee make more! theyre awesome!Kiaya on June 6, 2006, 3:25:24 AM
Kiaya on (Chapter: 4)
ok i've read them all and they're all hilarious so... *favs*Kiaya on June 6, 2006, 3:19:07 AM
Kiaya on (Chapter: 2)
nice... lolKiaya on June 6, 2006, 3:11:35 AM
Kiaya on (Chapter: 1)
lol!!! good job!!!palamalus_sweetheart_1990 on May 26, 2006, 3:50:15 PM
palamalus_sweetheart_1990 on (Chapter: index)
i think i tried that but i was like 7 years old and it only took 3 licks and i bit into it and i lost like 3 teeth that day he he he hepalamalus_sweetheart_1990 on May 26, 2006, 3:48:00 PM
palamalus_sweetheart_1990 on (Chapter: 4)
OMFG THAT'S SOOOÂ FUNNImikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:57:24 AM
mikita_inugirl on (Chapter: 4)
Hahahahahahahahaha! More! More! Please? *Puppy eyes*mikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:55:36 AM
mikita_inugirl on (Chapter: 3)
lol that's funny. ^__^mikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:53:22 AM
mikita_inugirl on (Chapter: 2)
Hee hee. That was hilarious. Loved it! *FAVS* Oh... I already did... Well, solves that problem. ^__^mikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:47:01 AM
mikita_inugirl on (Chapter: 1)
Hee hee, that was funny. I like it. *FAVS*Dark_Alchemist on March 10, 2006, 1:36:13 PM
Dark_Alchemist on (Chapter: 4)
I love this story... and everything else of yours I have read. One thing I personally have always wondered is... how is it that InuYasha always beats sesshoumaru, if he is the younger brother and only a half demon? ((Sesshoumaru would kill me for saying this...))
Anywho... This is so funny! I wish I could write funny stuff... it never works...
~Kitsune the Phantom Alchemist
IYGU on November 6, 2005, 5:46:50 AM
IYGU on (Chapter: 4)
Haha!!!!! OMG! This-is-----sooo amazin!!!!!!!!! (Gasp of air) HA!! ^_^! Keep writin!TsunachiSpiritHolder on October 25, 2005, 6:03:37 AM
TsunachiSpiritHolder on (Chapter: 4)
I know just about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsi pop. it took me about three days to do as such. but I KNOW how many it is. its about 2,945 licks...i think...but yeah its cooldark_inu_lover on October 16, 2005, 2:33:14 AM
dark_inu_lover on (Chapter: 2)
i am 13 but i dont know what a hymen or so is ether but thats becaus i am dutch^^'tikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:20:13 PM
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MORE CHAPTERS!!! loltikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:11:24 PM
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loltikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:08:25 PM
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lol, that was equally funny, XDtikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:07:41 PM
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lol, that was equally funny, XDtikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:07:06 PM
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lol, that was equally funny, XDtikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:06:36 PM
tikalgirl52 on (Chapter: 2)
lol, that was equally funny, XDtikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:00:15 PM
tikalgirl52 on (Chapter: 1)
lol, that was funny, *faves the story* you're good, *faves you to artists*Kinshi on August 18, 2005, 8:47:28 AM
Kinshi on (Chapter: 4)
CAN YOU ADD ME TO YOUR STORY? I've got: a heart on my for-head, Floor length Black hair with natural Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks, black dog ears with Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks (Like Inu's), A black cat like tail with Hot pink Lightning bolt shaped streaks, And Sesshomaru's markings (From his face: the purple stripes, eye shadow but Hot pink, and the stripes on his hands). I'm magical, elemental, and I can use the Inuyasha cast member's power's & weapons. silverfox on August 1, 2005, 7:34:40 AM
silverfox on (Chapter: 4)
I know another of life's mysteries.... Probably the most infamous of all....How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
And another:
Why DID the chikkin cross the road?...
Such mysteries couldn't be explained, not even Sess-chan.
mangacheese1818 on July 28, 2005, 9:16:00 PM
mangacheese1818 on (Chapter: 4)
HAHAHAHA!!! Wow, you really know how to annoy Sesshoumaru!Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 11:00:21 PM
Thisisreallymyusername on (Chapter: 4)
Well you shouldnt fire Sesshomru, krysofdeath is bothering him too much thats why he isnt working well. Sesshomru:*picks me up by my throat*how..many...times...do i have to say it? Here i'll say it so even a human can understand it STOP...FOLLOWING...ME BTW Nice fan fic!
Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 10:55:28 PM
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Nice story, but I have to side with Sesshy on this one, pulls a katana out of it's conviniently placed sheath "you can't get away with hitting my Sesshy,... only I can! Sesshomaru: You are one messed up freak, oh and did i mention you should stop following me through the fanart fan fics and just stop following me in general.Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 10:50:36 PM
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Ok Rin i'll tell you. Sesshoru: Bless you Raist (my nickname is Raist) Rin:OK tel me! Me:*whispers to Rin* Rin: O_OMe: *wonders why she seems to have that effect on people* Sesshy would you like me to tell you and krysofdeath too? Sesshomru:NO! and go away! *takes a bath* Me: O_O'wait didnt u want to wait to take a bath untill i left *blushing and holding in a nose bleed* Sesshomaru:STOP FOLLOWING ME!I thought i told you to go away!
Nice story keep it up
Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 10:38:17 PM
Thisisreallymyusername on (Chapter: 1)
"Sesshomru:Err..umm ...GO ASK JAKEN!" Wow priceless! Wait Sesshy is taking a bath and im NOT being a pervert? *blushes insanely* Sesshomaru:DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Me: Youre gonna hurt your throat shouting like that!Desuca on July 10, 2005, 8:16:47 AM
Desuca on (Chapter: 3)
*Thinking*Why doesn't sess just kill her....Maby he likes her*Snickers*Maby he wants to...........*Out loud*KISS HER!Sess:*Chases me ready to attack*
Me:Bi*#H slaps sess*
Desuca on July 10, 2005, 8:12:14 AM
Desuca on (Chapter: 2)
Give a demonstration....use Sesshoumaru as bait*devilish smile*Sesshoumaru:Keep her away from me.
Me:Why don't you do it
Sesshoumaru:You have a desiese I might catch
Me:*slaps sesshoumaru*Bastard!
Animegirl1994 on July 4, 2005, 5:47:05 AM
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My friend tried that. He said that it took 3,000 and something licks. I don't know. That's what he said. Anyways, great story! *favs*YamiTenshi on March 24, 2005, 8:17:57 AM
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The next mystery should be why is cheesecake called cheesecake when it's obviously pie, but it's not called that because cheesepie doesn't sound too good. thank you for teaching me that crazy sensei.YamiTenshi on March 24, 2005, 8:08:41 AM
YamiTenshi on (Chapter: 1)
I know I know it's 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 7:04:44 AM
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That is funny! LOL! please write MORE! Sesshy: NO! Dont Write More! Me: Sesshomaru! Get out of my room! Sesshy: Ok ok I'm going. Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 6:58:40 AM
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LMAOROFLLOL! That is funny! LOL! I can't stop laughing *Sesshy walks in* Hey Sesshy Rin told me to ask you what a hymen is. *Sesshy screams in terror and leaves* Oh come on! Its not that bad!Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 6:49:43 AM
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Thats hilarious! LOL! LOL! SESSHIE STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM RIN DAMNIT!Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 6:36:08 AM
Sesshys_girl_5579 on (Chapter: 1)
LOL That was so funny. Now then I'm gonna go bug my boy. OH SESSHIE!becca_the_fox_demon on September 15, 2004, 1:19:00 AM
becca_the_fox_demon on (Chapter: 4)
OMG me and my friends are laughing our asses off *looks around the obviously empty room* don't worry, i can see them :DOtaku-Kitsune on August 6, 2004, 9:36:50 PM
Otaku-Kitsune on (Chapter: 4)
*laughs for 5,000 years* LOL!!! That is SO funny! *blinks* When are you gonna make a new chappie? *blinks again* *waits* IT'S NOT COMING!!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!! *clings to computer screen* UPDATE SOON! PLEASE!! U_uHakudoshi on June 29, 2004, 4:01:37 PM
Hakudoshi on (Chapter: 3)
Rin is too cute and innocent *adds to favs* '~'a-drawer-4ever on May 12, 2004, 8:53:16 AM
a-drawer-4ever on (Chapter: 4)
Me: waits for chapter....~2 hours waisted~
Me: dumb computer MUST be broken..
Ren: um actually I don't think the author person has writin' it yet!
Me:....2 hours of my life waisted ... in vain...
Me: more more mroemroemreomroemromredoreoero!! or I shall indead kill!!!
tinystarkitten on April 29, 2004, 6:46:39 AM
tinystarkitten on (Chapter: 4)
the next one should be how they get the m's on the m&mscheesey_squeezey on April 22, 2004, 11:14:03 AM
cheesey_squeezey on (Chapter: 4)
I COUNTED ONCE.... twice... OKAY 5 TIMES!!!!!!!! i counted 5,000 something.... ya.... *mental note: go 2 ebay, bid no more than $0.50 for a life any life*KawaiiGloom on April 18, 2004, 10:42:26 AM
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MORE! ME NEEDS MORE! >:D please keep writing ;-;eclipsedmoongoddess482 on April 15, 2004, 10:14:34 AM
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*Laughs for 2 hours straight* This is so friggin' funny! I can really picture Sesshy thinking Tootsie Pops are gross. Please write more! Your story is just the funniest thing I've read on here so far! *Adds to favs a hundread times*ZipperDollys on April 8, 2004, 4:08:02 AM
ZipperDollys on (Chapter: 1)
that was cute!KawaiiGloom on April 7, 2004, 3:49:23 PM
KawaiiGloom on (Chapter: 4)
i have checked everyday for a new chapter T___T plz do more ^___^ ::claps:: i have no idea why i didnt comment until now...i guess i was just waiting ....and waiting....and waiting. O_OSS5DIABLO on April 2, 2004, 4:22:43 PM
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LOL that was porety good and funnySS5DIABLO on March 31, 2004, 5:05:49 PM
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that was short but sweet i gope you do a notherSS5DIABLO on March 31, 2004, 5:03:29 PM
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this is rely good it is funny as hellSS5DIABLO on March 31, 2004, 5:00:02 PM
SS5DIABLO on (Chapter: 2)
omg what people will talk about. hey i would like to know how she fould out about a womens hymen if sesshoumaru and jaken would not talk to her.coca-cola on March 12, 2004, 11:56:03 AM
coca-cola on (Chapter: 4)
it's shorter then the other 3 oh'well can't wait for the next chapter thingycheesey_squeezey on March 11, 2004, 12:23:23 PM
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Wat I wanna know is how the world is gonna end. I think we're gonna explode into a big firey ball of doom! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:D I luv the big firey ball of doom! ^^krysofdeath on March 5, 2004, 10:04:34 AM
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Me: that's right, there is DEFINITELY gonna be another chappie! >:DSesshoumaru: *screams in terror*
Me: Fear me!...fear...something. O_o What is it that you should fear?
Sesshoumaru: I dunno, its one of the mysteries of life. U_U
Me: *shiny eyes* REEEEEALLY?
coca-cola on March 5, 2004, 9:44:04 AM
coca-cola on (Chapter: 3)
OMG these r soo funny hay me can wait for the next chapter*Sesshoumaru in the background* WHAT there isn't gonna be another i can't take this anymore no more damn life mysteries' KrysOfDeath: Oh yes there is!!!! Sesshoumaru: NOoooooooooooo. lol well i hope theres gonna be another
cheesey_squeezey on March 4, 2004, 9:31:24 AM
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The mommy eats the egg! Tats how it gets in her belly! ^_^ *runs around in circles until new chapter is made*cheesey_squeezey on March 4, 2004, 9:24:10 AM
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Wow... u got me to read something... amazing... O.O <br>Everyone knows what 1+1 equals. It's 11! ^_^KawaiiGloom on February 26, 2004, 7:09:18 PM
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^^ wheeeeeeee! *glomps sesshy* I hope you write more ^____^Angie-chan on February 18, 2004, 5:03:11 AM
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That was so cute and funny!! I'm adding this to favorites!!