Chapter 4 - Movie Theater
Submitted September 17, 2006 Updated November 25, 2007 Status Complete | errrrrrrrrrrr peple luv to be annoyed!!!!!!
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Chapter 4 - Movie Theater
Chapter 4 - Movie Theater
1. Randomly yell: "THIS is the worst thing I've seen since Brokeback Mountain!"
2. Bring a cat into the theater with you.
3. Pretend to be a p*ssed-off Scotsman. Say this: "Uhgh!That Coonstskitch's got my shcotchkin shtinkin' like a cuhntschin!!"
4. Start sitting, playing Clue with the cat from (2) and Bob (Imaginary friend, Shows up a lot, huh?)in the aisles.
5. If (2)'s cat is gray, make it fall asleep in an aisle and pretend to get through saying: "Who's Fuzzy rock is this?"
2. Bring a cat into the theater with you.
3. Pretend to be a p*ssed-off Scotsman. Say this: "Uhgh!That Coonstskitch's got my shcotchkin shtinkin' like a cuhntschin!!"
4. Start sitting, playing Clue with the cat from (2) and Bob (Imaginary friend, Shows up a lot, huh?)in the aisles.
5. If (2)'s cat is gray, make it fall asleep in an aisle and pretend to get through saying: "Who's Fuzzy rock is this?"
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