Chapter 1 - ways to annoy lucious

I don't own Harry Potter, or Lucious Malfoy. If I did I wouldn't be wasting my time on this web site.1.) go up to his door and ring the doorbell, when he answers ask him, if Mr. Malfoy is home Mrs. Malfoy?2.) pull his hair, a lot...3.) when he yells at you about it, say Draco did it, even Drace isn't in the room.4.) ask him what kind of name is Draco, it sound really girly...5.) when he trys to explain it to you nod and say If you say so.6.) call him Lucy... alot.7.) don't flush the toilet.8.) after he yells at you for not flushing the toilet, go and hid in the bathroom, whenever he passes by the door, flush the toilet six or seven times in rapid succession.9.) whenever you walk into there mannor, or whatever they live in, yell at the top of your lungs, in a fake Cubian accent, 'Lucy I'm home!'10.) whenever he does something even mildly evil say, in a fake Cubian accent, 'Lucy you got some explainin to do.'11.) take, snap, and hid his wand in Draco's room.12.) watch him yell at Draco, and Draco run off crying.13.) listen to Narcissa yell at Lucy for yelling at Draco a (insert curse here).14.) try to help there relationship by seding them on a romantic date.15.) mess it up horribly (use your own imagination for this one.)16.) tell him he's a fictional character, made up by some Bristish lady on a train.17.) laugh at his confused expresion.18.) exchange all his clothes with with (sterotipical) light blue gangsta clothes.19.) tell him he looks fly... laugh at him when he askes what that means.20.) pretend to be under the Imperious Curse, and do what ever he asks no matter how stupid, when he abuses his power (like he will) leave the room and call Auros... laugh when they take him to Askaban... visit him in Askaban and drive him insane like noo Dementor could... tanky tanky, for reading this... if you have any more I'd like to know him... might do more of these it was rather fun

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