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Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!

MUHAHAHAHHAHA!! Read and enjoy!! Nothing else said!!

Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!

Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!
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Guys, don't take offense to any of these please……
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Guys, don't take offense to any of these please……..Just a joke!!
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Man, I'm so sick of running…….
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How do I look in this……?
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I could really care less what Eggman does……..
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Naaa, that's too dangerous……..
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SALLY!! PUT SOME F***'N CLOTHES ON!!!
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Will you come pick some flowers with me? (wait, DID he say this?)
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Tails, you're a wuss…………
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Knuckles, you're my hero!
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Amy, look how pretty this ring looks on your finger!!
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Have you ever noticed how ROMANTIC the moon is, Shadow? =P
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Umm, Rouge, you know you're, um, boobs are kinda popping out a little over the horizon there…..
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Sally, have you always been a stuck-up, dog of a princess?
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I wish I could be just like Knuckles……..
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Cream, I think it's time to have that talk when a girl becomes a young women and…………….
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So Amy, how much do you think it would cost if we went to the Bahamas for our Honeymoon?
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So Rouge, ever done it on a roof?
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Cosmo, how the hell are you moving?! You're a freak'n plant!
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Shadow, let me up!! The pillow's suffocating me!!
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I look so AUSTINTATIOUS in pink, don't I? (Texas joke!)
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Amy, I just love you're dress……let me see how I look in it!!
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Hyperstar90 on March 17, 2007, 11:54:06 PM

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Hyperstar90ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Falls over with laughter)
(gets back up)
........Wicked they are SO funny

_ren_tao_fan_ on February 7, 2007, 6:30:04 AM

_ren_tao_fan_ on
_ren_tao_fan_0_0 time for chapter 2

sonicspeed619 on October 14, 2006, 3:03:30 AM

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sonicspeed619LMAO

QuanticChaos1000 on September 23, 2006, 3:50:25 PM

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QuanticChaos1000Aaaaaaahhhhhh LMAO!
 
I loved it!
 
And on to chapter 2.

FallenAngel0792 on September 19, 2006, 11:07:24 AM

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FallenAngel0792LMAO *claps* that was great!

Doomlord1234 on September 15, 2006, 7:18:43 AM

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Doomlord1234hehehehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on September 1, 2006, 3:10:27 PM

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ShadowsGirlfriend1_011, 14, 18............ARE FRIGGIN' HILARIOUS MAN!!! I mean the whole thing's good, but those are my top 3!

DaWolff on June 8, 2006, 7:13:46 AM

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DaWolff"Cosmo, how the hell are you moving?! You're a freak'n plant!"

Rotflamo! Has Rouge ever done it on a roof? LOL!! LMAO!! ROFL! gotta fave this, b*tch!

Amyfan2004 on June 8, 2006, 6:29:56 AM

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Amyfan2004hahahah! yes! so true!

Fargmaster on June 7, 2006, 4:43:28 PM

Fargmaster on
Fargmasteroh god thats funny  17 i love that one and i didn,t get mad for tails your a wuss i know its only a  joke ;)

nextguardian on June 7, 2006, 1:28:37 PM

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nextguardian0_o  Wow...All those were dead on anti-Sonic.  No offense taken.  Poor Sally...

ScarletTheGuardianHedgehog on June 7, 2006, 12:50:31 PM

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ScarletTheGuardianHedgehogLOL! #12 is strangely true

Knucklescrazy on June 7, 2006, 10:50:28 AM

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Knucklescrazy LOL

Rikku_Mogonei on June 7, 2006, 9:28:03 AM

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Rikku_Mogoneilol,that`s really funny! ^^

i love all of them! in fact...... *faves*

i have to read this again,lol ^^

Link_the_hedgehog_magician on June 7, 2006, 9:14:54 AM

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Link_the_hedgehog_magicianlol!! I get #19! It's funny! They're all funny! No matter what anyone thinks!!

Cowgirl10 on June 7, 2006, 8:59:35 AM

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Cowgirl10Once again, please don't take offense!! =)