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!!How to Annoy your teachers!!

YAY ANNOYANCE!

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Chapter 1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!
Submitted: February 2, 2006 • Updated: February 2, 2006
Word count: 290 • Size: 1k • Comments: 65 • views: 2521

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Oakstar123 on December 5, 2009, 10:50:55 AM

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Oakstar123One you should do is-
go up to your teacher and say "I have to tell you something important" then walk away.

Anyways LOL!!!

KokoroTsuki24 on May 22, 2009, 5:39:18 PM

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KokoroTsuki24haha! this is funny! oh and i think you should REALLY check this out: http://www.fanart-central.net/story-19296.php i think youll enjoy. its pretty funny!

Devon11 on November 1, 2008, 5:26:26 AM

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Devon11LOL dude3 u r really funny you and froze8

Froze8 on February 2, 2006, 10:15:21 AM

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Froze8Yeah! I helped you! Sweetness!
Froze8

girlover1096 on July 25, 2008, 2:52:50 AM

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girlover1096You are one funny little person

Froze8 on July 25, 2008, 6:55:01 AM

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Froze8Really?

girlover1096 on July 24, 2008, 4:53:54 AM

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girlover1096I would soooo do number 1 i'm pretty sure when they fist broke up sombody would probubly do that and the teacher would say: "I feel your pain!!!!!" I know I would.

shadowdude on June 19, 2006, 4:43:17 AM

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shadowdudenot bad, although i ALWAYS annoy my teacher, once i even got 1 fired, i took a pic. of him sleeping on the job. lol, wot i usually put my mp3 speaker on at full blast and bring my guitar in. once the teacher left the room, i pluged my mp3 into his comp, found his amps (he keeps them cus at dinner he tries to play guitar, bvut hes krap) and pluged my guitar in. Then wen he got bak, we had a huge mosh pit in the middle of the room, and we even had piggy-bak moshing to! lol, that was so kool! anywho, still not bad.

girlover1096 on July 24, 2008, 4:51:19 AM

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girlover1096omg you got one FIRED? dont you feel kinda bad?

Twilightdancer24789 on June 19, 2008, 2:31:03 AM

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Twilightdancer24789DA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tis the season to be JOLLY fa lalalala la la la la!!
Then you should sing the Barney song!! * dies laughing*
*favies*

zimrulerofearth on April 5, 2008, 1:16:20 AM

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zimrulerofearthwoot! funni! *favs*

sk8ergrl1234abc on January 14, 2008, 7:59:46 AM

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sk8ergrl1234abcyou should add say you are going to do something and then not do it...
and chew your gum loudly...
when your teacher says to stop, do it more!
o... and prank your teacher

KisaraChan1 on December 2, 2007, 1:17:24 AM

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KisaraChan1I Got One- When Your teacher askes you a difficult Scream "I Plead the Fith"

JuicyGirl101 on November 24, 2007, 9:42:11 AM

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JuicyGirl101nice story

KisaraChan1 on November 22, 2007, 6:31:55 AM

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KisaraChan1LOL! sO FUNNY!

Starofwonder123 on November 20, 2007, 5:20:26 AM

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Starofwonder123Give your classmate a noogie and then when youre teacher says to leave him alone give him another one.

myartmaybebadbutatleastitry on October 28, 2007, 9:03:12 AM

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myartmaybebadbutatleastitryME: LOL so funny. *faves* In third grade we were learning about penguins, and i got got the whole class to say penguin over and over again every time the teacher said penguin! but she eventualy caught on, and started calling it by it's scientific name which just made us confused  O.o
 
Umbreon: You're always confused...
 
ME: *blinks* What?
 
Umbreon: *sighs*

finalxfreak on October 21, 2007, 5:43:45 AM

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finalxfreakjeez man i love it!! im gonna try some!!!

FluffysPrincess2968 on August 25, 2007, 7:18:38 AM

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FluffysPrincess2968FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

kagome99 on August 22, 2007, 5:21:40 AM

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kagome99TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EternalDarknessWaitsForDawn on August 2, 2007, 8:21:27 PM

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EternalDarknessWaitsForDawnAnnoyance is my best friend
Some people call her desertbreeze though

Angel_of_Aquas on July 29, 2007, 4:05:05 PM

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Angel_of_AquasXD Here's one:

When a teacher asks you to answer a question say, "I plead the 5th"

desertbreeze on March 6, 2007, 9:48:05 AM

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desertbreezelol for stupid sayings "got it memorized"-Axel of kh2

Barbiegirl on March 2, 2007, 8:25:31 AM

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BarbiegirlHahahahaha!!! Im gonna convince a kid named Dakota to do this because he is always like that

disenergratedlove on February 17, 2007, 1:28:06 PM

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disenergratedloveu can also act like u have tourettes

espio_warrio22 on February 15, 2007, 8:43:46 AM

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espio_warrio22how about this

when in detention shout "this is violating my human rights"

disenergratedlove on February 13, 2007, 5:16:19 AM

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disenergratedlovetis is funny *favs already* im doing the crawl like ur dying thing!

KillAllChavs on January 29, 2007, 4:00:32 AM

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KillAllChavsLol funny

QueenYakuri on January 5, 2007, 9:07:34 PM

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QueenYakuriWHEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL TRY TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW!!! ^^

pixiepumpkin on December 3, 2006, 2:29:14 PM

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pixiepumpkinTO FUNNAY

HorseSpirit on November 29, 2006, 12:03:01 AM

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HorseSpirithahaha!! LOL!! That's hilarious :D :D :D I think I'll do some of those things to my evil spanish teacher >.<

Animegurl4life on November 25, 2006, 3:45:15 AM

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Animegurl4lifeROTFLMAO!that was friggen hilarious

DocOck on November 2, 2006, 5:42:47 AM

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DocOckid love to do all of this but im in highschool and my teachers are extremly strick even if i try to attempt this. Id be dead meat.BUt this is awesome. Ill give the to do list to one of my little brothers friends and well see what happens. it should be quiet intresting.

xXEddyxXxLoverXx on October 22, 2006, 4:59:46 PM

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xXEddyxXxLoverXxHaha that's funny, I'm so doing them in class

xJemx on October 22, 2006, 4:58:00 PM

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xJemxLmfao that's funny

*faves*

Diomondcookie9 on October 20, 2006, 7:33:53 AM

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Diomondcookie9LOL** IM USING ALL OF THEM**
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burningflame_97 on September 5, 2006, 5:35:55 PM

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MCRchick25 on August 31, 2006, 11:21:40 AM

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MCRchick25duuuuuuuuuude this are aweseome! *favs* ha i did the hit me baby one more time one and i almost got I.S.S. lol

HeiesgirlSable on August 29, 2006, 9:32:11 AM

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HeiesgirlSableI blew my nose onna tissue and handed it in with my homework

TurtleQueen on August 28, 2006, 10:07:52 AM

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TurtleQueenIm gonna use um to bug my evil language teacher! muwahaha! (he deserves it) *favs*

ladychaos on August 16, 2006, 12:50:25 AM

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ladychaoslol i gotta try this some time

zeldafan92 on August 15, 2006, 9:52:25 AM

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zeldafan92lol i do half of those things in class lol *favs*

dont_ever_quote_Mark_Twain on August 10, 2006, 1:23:50 PM

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dont_ever_quote_Mark_TwainAWESOME STORY! XD

OblivionAlchemist13 on August 5, 2006, 8:08:26 AM

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OblivionAlchemist13Ha ha, those are good ways to annoy the teachers.

_ren_tao_fan_ on August 1, 2006, 12:01:02 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_YAY *FAVS*

Ollie_is_da_bomb on July 25, 2006, 2:17:16 AM

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Ollie_is_da_bombLOL!!!!! XD *favs*

OIDB

tedness2345 on July 13, 2006, 3:29:20 AM

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tedness2345FUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!

IAmUnique on July 9, 2006, 5:36:20 AM

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IAmUniquehaha thats so funny! i do stuff to annoy my teachers all the time! i took a pic of my math teacher eating a snickers bar and put it on the internet! haha! and i kept asking him random questions, and i confuse my teachers alot! hehe...that was so funny! :D

mangacheese1818 on June 22, 2006, 2:52:17 AM

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mangacheese1818Sell their desk/job on e-bay.

darc on May 11, 2006, 6:01:09 AM

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darc Hahaha! That is so funny! I'm going to try some of those!XD!! *faves

FreakyMangaGirl on May 3, 2006, 6:35:59 AM

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FreakyMangaGirlHahaha- this ones just as funny as the other two! You have a GREAT sense of humor!

Man, my favoirite I think was #15. THAT made me fall out of my chair!

But yeah.

*adds to favs*

brittany123 on April 23, 2006, 1:06:32 AM

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brittany123ha ha very funy i will try them out sometime!

espio_warrio22 on April 17, 2006, 5:33:18 AM

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espio_warrio22i wanna annoy my maths teacher thx 4 that

purple_attitude26 on April 2, 2006, 6:23:21 PM

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purple_attitude26lol...unfortunately, ma skool's windows r difficult 2 open...bt so hilarious!! lol...*favs

Firestar-Rised on March 27, 2006, 12:58:44 PM

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Firestar-RisedHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE GOT TO TRY THESE ON MY TEACHERS!!!!!!!

Only_One on March 23, 2006, 7:27:47 AM

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Only_Onelmao thats funny as heck i think i might try the model one to piss off my principal XD +Favs

tainted_truffle on March 6, 2006, 10:32:20 AM

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tainted_truffle.. i think ive done themm all...

AmeliaVonStrangle on February 19, 2006, 5:34:59 AM

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AmeliaVonStrangleLol! This is so funny! I definitely have to try some of those some time. Unfortunately, all of our windows have shutter-like thingies on them...

sis on February 18, 2006, 9:22:04 AM

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sisI love this it's great!Faves!Very funny!XD

sis on February 18, 2006, 9:22:03 AM

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sisI love this it's great!Faves!Very funny!XD

FireBender789 on February 15, 2006, 7:49:20 AM

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FireBender789oh!! lol i get it!!

brent on February 14, 2006, 9:14:24 PM

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brentuse that at the end of every sentence you use in their class!

brent on February 13, 2006, 9:19:51 PM

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brenton a stick, in bed, in accordance to the prophecy

Ultimate_Lifeform on February 3, 2006, 11:15:06 AM

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Ultimate_Lifeformfavs! HILARIOUS!

ermangel on February 2, 2006, 10:14:00 PM

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ermangelI LOVE IT!!! THANKS!!!