Chapter 1 - 1 - 225
January 10, 2006
January 10, 2006
|How to make Snape Angry/confused/whatever! XD|
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Chapter 1 - 1 - 225
Chapter 1 - 1 - 225
How to Make Snape Angry/Annoyed/Confused/and more
Charm his hair pink
Hang him upside down so everyone can see his underpants
Every time he walks past you sneeze/sniff loudly/anything nose related
Throw a quaffle at his nose and say you thought It was a target
Do the same with a bludger
Draw and leave pictures of him with an abnormally large nose everywhere
Be James Potter. Be alive.
Be James Potter's son. Be alive.
Be mud blood trying to stick up for him
Be Sirius Black. Be alive.
Be Remus Lupin…(Be alive.)
(cont.) Blow up his cauldron several times a week
(cont.) Blow a potion up in his face
(cont.) try and kill him when you have no control over yourself
Save him from being killed by Remus
Try and get him killed by Remus
Charm gummy bears to sing and follow him around school
Get questions correct in class and then complain about him taking away points for answering a question
Take the DADA position
Be Hermione Granger
Be…pretty much anyone in Gryffindor
Show him this video and sing along to it (http://eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf)
Be the creator of this video
Tell Voldie that he's a spy
Leave shampoo and soap around him during class
Tell him that there are so many ways to annoy him
Tell him that this list exists
Tell him that a lot of people helped make this list
Suggest that he make his own list like this
Sneak into the Slytherin boys dorm and turn all his belongings pink or other bright happy colors
Tickle his nose with a feather (watch out if he sneezes!)
Cut his hair
Give him a lot of pictures of James and Sirius teasing him
Sell tickets to tour his penisieve
Sell tickets to tour his office
Force him to watch Barney
Re-enact the Potter Puppet Pals movie, Bothering Snape.
Have him teach occulumency to Harry every year
Ask to do his hair for him
Draw hearts all over your potions homework and stare at him dreamily during class (this is REAL effective if you're a guy!)
Cast a Patronus Charm on him every time you see him
Tell him to take a shower
Tell him that he reminds you of you pet guinea pig
Give him a medal for being the `Greasiest in All the School'
Put a spell on him so that every time he opens his mouth he sings songs from the Wiggles. (i.e. Fruit Salad, yummy yummy.)
Use a charm to get the song `Banana Phone' stuck in his head (mind you that it DOESN'T STOP!)
Steal things from his office to make a Poly Juice Potion, put a hair or nail clipping of Hermione Granger in it.
Mix it with his favorite drink and watch him drink it
Make fun of him till the day he dies about it
Call him Snivellus
Ask him to watch Legally Blonde with you
Tell him he'd look good with blonde hair
Ask him personal questions (i.e. When was the last time you take a shower?) endlessly
Remind him that all pure-bloods are inter-related
That means he's related to Harry and Neville and James and Sirius…
Call him little names like honey bunny, dear, googly bear, and my favorite, Savvy Sevvy
Ask him stupid questions
Answer those questions
OR ask why when he answers
Teach his class and when you have to repeat a step say `Lather, rinse, repeat.'
Ask him why he can hate some as cool as (insert name of James, Sirius, Remus, Harry etc.)
Redecorate his office/class/side of the dorm in Gryffindor colors
Openly talk about how you plan to get Snape next
Use a sleeping potion to send him to sleep then…
…Braid his hair completely
Throw confetti at him and shout `Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Snivellus has arrived!'
Get a camera and be a paparazzi
Hire people to ask for his autograph as you take pictures
Write him a theme song
Get the chorus to sing the song in front of the Great Hall with special solo parts sung by Harry/Sirius/James/Remus (all depends which time period you're in)
Song the song that gets on everybody's nerves so that even when you aren't there singing it he can STILL hear it
Mention Harry Potter and his dad being better than him constantly. Include Harry running the DA (Dumbledore's Army) and thus teaching DADA before him
Ask him if he's still upset about not making it in to the Grease musical (stare at his hair when doing so)
Leave papers on his desk about nose jobs
Use Riddikulus on him every time he comes by you and say you thought he was a boggart
Tell him his robes bring out the color of his skin, hair, and eyes
Ask if you can use the grease from his hair to cook you chips (fries)
Get down on one knee and ask, `Will you…take a bath?'
Steal a piece of Snape's clothing and walk around muttering, `My precious…' in a gollum type voice
Proclaim your love for him in the Great Hall during dinner
Give him a dog ears, antlers, a rat tail and every time he opens his mouth he howls
Proceed to say `Marauder Mix-Up' every time he passes by
Set his robe on fire
Make a voodoo doll of him and threaten to rip the head off/let Sirius have it/ burn it/what ever you think will work
Leave Lockhart's books around with a picture of him plastered onto the front instead of Lockhart.
Get a jack-in-the-box and replace the head with Snape's head wearing a vulture hat like Neville's grandmothers
Dress up like Snape and imitate him. Refer to yourself as `Mini-me'
Leave him a cute teddy bear with a card that reads- To: Sevvy-poo From: Guess who
Make sure you write the card in a very cutesy like manner, be sure to include `I love you' at the end
When he looks down at your homework/cauldron, take your wand and shout Lumos to blind him
Ask for detentions
If that doesn't work make your potion go Remus-wrong (horribly bad) and ask again
If THAT doesn't work, dump the potion on his head and ask again
Smile at him every time he looks at you
Ask him why he saved Harry until he tells you
Then ask why
Charm all his quills to have care bear faces on them
Start calling him `Funshine' and other Care Bear names
Re-decorate his classroom with kittens, puppies, and other cute animals
Mimic everything he does in front of him (i.e. he says “What's the answer,” you say “What's the answer,”
Wink at him every time you make eye-contact
Call him by his first name
Or Ickle Sevvy-kins
Or if you're up to it `my precious-ickle-baby-snukum-wukums-sevvy-poo-poo'
Have rabbits `multiply' on his bed
Have him listen to Brittany Spears `Toxic'
Set your own robes on fire and scream for Snape to save you
Constantly bring Harry Potter to his office and say, `I did as you said, Professor!'
When he says he never told you to do that say, `Yes you di~d!' and throw a temper tantrum
Show up at his dorm (or even better his house) drunk and ask were your Sevvy is
Giggle every time he passes by or looks at you
Ask him if he's ticklish then tickle him no matter what he says
Tell him he should have tried out for one of the chimney sweepers in Mary Poppins
Sign your name (with a heart) on everything he owns
Write (your name) ::heart:: Sevvy 4 Eva on everything
Ask to help him in class and drop anything he hands you
Any time he says your name, faint
Use a can of disinfectant on anything he touches
Use scourgify on his hair (rinse and repeat)
Make a fan-club for him
Ask him to play playstation with you
Give him a blues clues balloon and sing the blues clues song
Subscribe to “naughty” magazines, Victoria's Secret magazines, under his name
Write a biography about him and publish it
Hand out copies to all the students and say that `Sevvy-poo' will be signing books after lunch
Do anything to lose house points until you've lost them all (don't stop even if you DO get a detention!)
Make a shrine to him in the green house
Or if you're the daring type, in Filch's office; say it's Filchs'
Have a sob fest when he gives you a detention
Watch everything he does and write it down
Enter his room, before he gets up and read him his schedule every morning
Become a very cute animagi and try to get him to adopt you
If that doesn't work…Try to get him to adopt you any way
Handcuff your self to him
Bite anyone that gets close to him
Ask him if he wants to go to a club and tango
If he says `no' force him to then get him drunk
Write a musical about him
Cast Neville Longbottom (or Sirius depending on the time period) as the lead role (Snape)
Chase him around every were like crazy fan girl/boy
Write a book about a teacher that falls in love with his student (which is against the law in places including Britain); dedicate it to Snape
Trip him in the halls or in class
Kneel down in front of him (in the Great Hall when every one is in there) and propose (then you should run like hell)
Randomly hit people lightly on the head saying, `duck' and when you get to Snape hit him in the back of the head and scream `GOOSE!' (Again run like hell, but isn't that what you do in the game? ;) )
Draw a life size picture of Snape and hang it up in the Great Hall
Tell him Umbridge has a crush on him (works in both time periods!)
Ask him if he wants to borrow your Lilac smelling shampoo
`What about Rose?'
`Fruit Punch, maybe?'
`I got it! Lemon!'
Write (or find) slash-fics of Snape/Harry, Snape/James, Snape/etc and send them to him by owl
Shave and keep his hair
Use them to make Polyjuice potions (Have fun!)
Sign him up to a dating service
Sigh sadly when he walks away from you
Use a spell to make him do the hokey-pokey
Point at random things and say `It look JUST like you!'
Charm a bandana to stay around his head as you lead him into the lake to play Marco Polo
During Christmas, chase him around the school with mistletoe
On Halloween, dress up like him, complete with a large nose and a greasy black wig
Hide under your desk or behind a cauldron and pretend he can't see even if he's staring at you, 2 inches away from your face
Become his `long lost twin' using all the hair from #153 and the potion on #154
Tell him that they were separated at birth and proceed to pull of the `Parent Trap' (include the ear piercing)
Force him to watch/read over and over the many times he's saved Harry
Tell him that his tattoo (the dark mark tattoo) his so blah and he should get a tattoo that looks like you
Wear something ridiculous (i.e. a pink tutu) and say, `Don't worry, you can try it on next!'
Ask him his birthday and if he doesn't tell you, buy him a puppy (or just use Padfoot and have him run away when Snape isn't looking) everyday and his he does tell you, do it anyway
Give your self a paper cut and ask him to kiss it for you
If he doesn't then cry VERY excessively
Get a llama and let it loose in the class room everyday
Do the same but let it loose in his office or bedroom when he isn't there
Pretend he doesn't exist
Tell him that `You should be a Charms professor!' when he asks why or doesn't reply say, `because you really now how to `charm' a person' followed by winks and nudges.
Tell him that Dumbledore said `you can have the DADA position if you get rid of all the boggarts in the school'
Make him think the boggart is you by having A LOT of people drink a Polyjuice potion with your hair in it and hide in dark places
Hide under his bed and make noises in the middle of the night
Make him squeal and record it
When he leans down to inspect your work kiss him!
Or if that's a little bit TOO much and you aren't willing to do that pull him down and yell `HI~~~!' in his face
Make references to Voldie, `How's Tommy?' `Are you two playing well together?' `You guys are like brothers!'
When he starts yelling at you, record it
The next day at breakfast, use the sonorus charm and play the recording so that everyone can hear it
Say creepy things to him such as, `I know what you did last summer' or `I've got my eyes on you, professor…oh yes, I'm ALWAYS watching you…'
Throw small objects like wads of parchment or peanuts at him
Shout aloud, `5 points!' when you hit him
Shout `100 points!' even louder and so a victory dance when you hit his nose
Ask if he has a girlfriend
Followed by winks and nudges
Tell him that Malfoy (Draco or Lucious) has a BIG crush on him
Faint, sigh dreamily, stare, etc anytime Snape walks by or some one mentions his name
Blow him kisses
Anytime he gets angry and his hand ends up by your face, bite it
Sneak into his room and steal his diary
If caught say `I don't know what you're talking about' while waving the diary around
If he snatches it from you, snatch it back and say `Didn't your mother ever teach you to share?'
Ask him `Didn't your mother teacher to SHOWER?' then plug your nose
(Pretend to) Fall asleep in class
If someone wakes you, mutter `Severus, come back to me…'
Shoot him with a tiny water gun pistol
The next day bring a bigger one
Keep doing that and then stop when you bring a HUGE super soaker
Each day use your excuse as, `Well, you DO need a bath'
Get some `cute' creatures from Hagrid and leave them in his room
Tackle him to the ground then stand triumphantly on him and have someone take a picture
Post that picture everywhere
After doing all of the above…ask him `If I leave you alone can my house have…oh say…two…thousand points?'
Dress up like a pink rabbit and follow him around school
Tell everyone that he has a crush on James/Sirius/Remus/(god forbid) Peter/Harry/anyone else he hates
*Point wand at Snape* Accio robe!
*Keep wand there…* Accio underwear!
Tease him about that for life
Take pictures of that and give them to everyone
Send them to the Daily Profit
(that'll probably get him fired, which he won't like either)
Ask him if he's gay
Whether or not he says yes or no or nothing at all, say you can set him up
He'll probably say no, so do it anyway
Play the Thong Song every time he enters the room
Take him shopping in a muggle store
Go to the girls section and pick out some really girly things while saying, `This would look ADORABLE on you Sevvy!'
Tell him that he makes a better Snape than Alan Rickman
He'll ask who he is say, `No one!'
After a while tell him, `Some guy that's trying to look like you. Nose and all'
Insist that he has something in his nose and attempt to get it