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Chapter 1 - The Generic Quest

I had the strangest urge to use the word "generic", while writing a story. its not really a story, its more like dialogue. Whatever. Read it, and you will regret wasting your time. o.o

Chapter 1 - The Generic Quest

Chapter 1 - The Generic Quest

The Adventures of Generic Hero Guy

By Snake_Eyes

Chapter one, the Generic Quest

Long, long ago, there lived many great heroes. Heroes that had slain dragons, rescued damsels in distress, saved the world from pending chaos, and programmed the VCR to stop blinking 12:00. So this guy doesn't need an intro, he's just a generic hero. So screw the name, he's Generic Hero Guy.

(Anything with a long name [A lot of characters have long names] will be replaced with the first letters in each word of their names. Ex: Generic Hero Guy = GHG)

-In the “Generic Tavern”-

GHG: Gee, what a quaint little tavern. Barkeep, I'll have a pint of your strongest ale please.

Barkeep: No. -Goes back to cleaning glasses-

GHG: Okay! Then I shall go out and do what generic heroes do! -Dashes out the door-

Messenger: Wait Generic Hero Guy! I have a message from the King! -Hands over a little envelope with “Generic Quest” written on it-

GHG: -Reads- Huh. It says that I must rescue the fair maiden of whatever kingdom this is in the watch tower in Evil Town, whilst slaying the dragon obliterating the Constantly Being Obliterated By Dragons village 5 kilometers to the west, AND program the king's VCR! …Well, tell the King that I must save the damsel and slay the dragon. It should take me no less than a few hours, but his highness's VCR will take me a few weeks.

Messenger: You have ONE week to program his highness's VCR! -Rides off on horse-

GHG: …Curses! It takes time to fiddle around with the buttons and plugs! Well, off I go to rescue the fair wench. -Rides horse to Evil Town-


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IQQT on July 28, 2006, 2:00:40 AM

IQQTVery funny! *favs*

NuttyRulez221 on March 15, 2006, 8:17:40 PM

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NuttyRulez221Wow, not only are you a great and hilarious artist, but you write superb and hilarious stories as well! You amaze me. Be my sensei. o.o *faves*

reezi on November 6, 2005, 7:45:24 AM

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reezitotally original and funny. it's like you've taken all of disney's movies and summed them up just like that!

LizzardQueeng on September 29, 2005, 12:22:33 PM

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LizzardQueengOMG! So Original!! Who ever would of thought that would happen to a super hero!?!? Such Amazing names!! *Faves*

rabitgrimreaper on September 22, 2005, 3:30:28 AM

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rabitgrimreaperoh man,you got everything all figeured out!! just like in the disney movies!!! 'cept your story is funny!can't say the say the same thing for all the disney moves thogh.....