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Chapter 1 - If I Were Gay

Fujisaki + Tatsuha + Whisky + A song = hilarity and perversion! Co-written by my sister, Keesa-san

Chapter 1 - If I Were Gay

Chapter 1 - If I Were Gay
If I Were Gay

It’s after midnight in NG Studios, and Fujisaki and, for some reason, Tatsuha are in Bad Luck’s recording studio, drinking whisky and discussing music. Yes, Fujisaki actually lightened up enough to drink booze, never mind that they’re both underage.

Fujisaki was stood at his keyboard, when Tatsuha approached him from behind, perverted leer firmly in place. He put an arm around the surprised keyboardist, and slid his other hand into the boy’s pants. Fujisaki squeaked, and then began randomly playing a tune on his keyboard.

With no warning, he began to sing.

“Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head”

Tatsuha was surprised, Fujisaki actually had a very nice voice. He smirked a little, hoping he was about to get lucky.

“But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance”

Tatsuha’s smirk widened as he listened to the words randomly spewing from Fujisaki’s mouth.

”But I’m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants”

Fujisaki sang. Turning his head to glare at Tatsuha. Said pervert frowned, but didn’t move his hand. Fujisaki, expecting this, rolled his eyes, and began to sing again.

“It’s not that I don’t care
I do
I just don’t see myself in you”

Tatsuha scowled. Like the little runt would top him… no matter how cute he is.

”Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean”

Tatsuha smirked slightly, tightening his grip on the shorter boy’s waist.

“’Cause if I were gay
I would give soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
So wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand”

Tatsuha snickered, and removed his hand, coming to stand in front of Fujisaki. Fujisaki sighed, locked eyes with the perverted teen, and carried on singing.

”We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers!”

Tatsuha looked a little surprised at this change of heart, before giving a huge smirk. “If you say so.” He said, unbuttoning his pants.


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ShiaLaB486 on February 20, 2010, 5:40:04 PM

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ShiaLaB486That was a surprising ending! XD

vampire_called_demon on January 6, 2009, 2:46:24 AM

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vampire_called_demonlmao that funny

2cute2bu on January 2, 2009, 11:38:06 AM

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This is funny~

kairigrlkdhf on December 31, 2008, 6:47:41 PM

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kairigrlkdhflol that is awsome!!!

fireandice1213 on December 20, 2008, 8:49:03 AM

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fireandice1213Haha this just made my day amazing xD

highteckdudu on February 19, 2008, 4:12:49 AM

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highteckduduI love Stephen Lynch

MCRchick25 on August 15, 2006, 1:01:20 AM

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MCRchick25haha this is too funny!!! *faves author and story*