Fred

al elric:brother the butler stole my name!
ed :so alot of people stole my-wait... were back in this place with that psyco brat who keeps saying i stole her hairstyle!*shi-wait that wasnt a sensoring.. i mean beep!*
me:shut up you!*turns attention to giovanni* hello idiot.*smiles eviliy and gets chainsaw*
giovanni:*girly scream*

I love making villains idiots. It's just funnier that way.

me:*storms in*wth is all this noise!i can here it from allthe way in my house outside town!
violet:*looks at benny*hey that dudes kinda cute!
me:*twich*...you are not affiliated with me...any way
*chants*three rigs for elven kings under the sky
seven for the dwarf lords in their hall of stone
nine for the mortle men doomed to die
one for the dark lord on his dark throne
in the land of mordor where the shadowa lie
one ring to rule them all one ring to find them
one ring to bring them all and in the shadows bind them
in the land of mordor where the shadows lie
u:so is long known in elven lore...
benny:i think u both need to lay off on tolkein.

Indeed...but I'm such a nerd....*grins*

me:noooo... the heros name wuz sammy and there wuz no sword or pretty little farm maiden.
and although sammy came from ammerica his journy started from pallet and he cought the bagon-yes not a salamance,it wuz a bagon-and he trained it along with his feraligator,
gardevoir,weavill,aerodactil and zangoose until it wuz lv86
and then he beat every trainer from kanto to sinnoh in a mear 2 weeks.-it did evolve into a salamance.
and when he returned to pallet,me red an violet-yes i revived red.-got beaten up by sammy the idiot who dosnt understand THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL.

Hehehe...

kitty:he beat me 2!ahh .. no one eva expects that salamance.

me & roary:*beep* u dahmed dragon clan!curse all of u
kitty: why do u hate them?
me:cuz they wouldnt give us dragon cookies!

Yes...we must have...the dragon cookies....*mystical look*

Bacon bits. I prefer croutons mehself....

Heheheheh....

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fine. In a month.....

What an NPC?

NPC...Non-Player Character....Or Non-Playing Character....I think it's the first one....

(Did you thrust the Master Sword through Ganondorf's heart yet?)

How am I supposed to do that?

I dunno. Use the force?

The people who just stand around like damsels in distress in video games.

That reminds me of the stupid book the Hound of the Baskervilles....retarded book.

Sherlock 'n Holmes.

pause.

What about the Boxcar Children....ya know...Henry, Jessie,Violet, and Benny???

The Boxcar children suck! (I used to be fan, though...)
 
All they do is have a jolly good time! No death, no bullets, no violence, just laughs and chortles and jollyness! Rargh!

Me too. Now all I do is look at the pictures! Good pictures, though.

Enter Hoenn, pwease? Pretty pwease with *insert favorite topping* on twop???

Eh....you're gonna be in there.....not sure about Brendan or anyone else, though...

Heather is from Hoenn, too. Just if you wanted to know. I think she wants to be in, too.

Brendan: What's a story without your protagonist and your antagonist?
Me: Wow, I learned about that junk yesterday, even though though I already knew it. (no seriously, we talked about it yesterday!)
Brendan: Me being on of the protagonists in your story....
Me: I gotta get back to that...how long has it been?
Brendan: 'Bout a year.
Me: Dang.
Silver: Yeah, get on with it so I don't hafta be stuck here escorting you to your idiotic frineds!!!!
Me: You, the idiot, shut up.
Wally: I agree. You need therapy.
Silver: Oh, and I'm the freak?!
Wally: Pretty much...
Silver: *curses under breath* *walks away* And dye your hair! It bothers me.
Brendan: That's not my fault! Genetics!!!!

Sorry, that wuz random.

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