Chapter 2 - more ways to die!

ways to die:

* run over by a 16 wheeler
* beaten with a chair
* kicked in the head with a 50 pound boot
* put in a meat proseser
* death by paper cut
* smashed by a fat @$$ guy
* cut my head off with a samuri sword
* fall out of a realy tall tree
* jump of a 5 story roof on to my head
* drown
* slam in to walls with spikes
* shove a bobby pin in to an electric socket
* have a chain saw enema ( ouch!)
* drink acrilic nail glue
* piss off a scopion
* play dead and be eaten alive by buzzerds ( vulturs, hawks, ect.)
* piss off my father
* tell my brother to frack off when he is drunk ( he is a mean @$$ drunk)
* shove a sharp stick all the way up my nose
* sling shot may way accross lake pawel

there will be a new chapter every day !

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