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WAYS I WANT TO DIE AND ( ACTULY ITS KINDA FUNNY)

THERE WILL BE A NEW CHAPTER EVERY week SOO KEEP LOOKING !!!
THEY'LL JUST KEEP GETING FUNNYER

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 1 - WYS TO DIE AND THING THAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER I DIE
Submitted: September 7, 2008 • Updated: September 7, 2008
Word count: 147 • Size: <1k • Comments: 9 • views: 319

Chapter 2 - more ways to die!
Submitted: September 7, 2008 • Updated: September 7, 2008
Word count: 161 • Size: <1k • Comments: 2 • views: 226

Chapter 3 - even more ways
Submitted: September 8, 2008 • Updated: September 8, 2008
Word count: 105 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 241

Chapter 4 - more freeking ways to die
Submitted: September 10, 2008 • Updated: September 10, 2008
Word count: 83 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 234

Chapter 5 - dame i need to stope with death but i wont!!!!!!
Submitted: September 10, 2008 • Updated: September 10, 2008
Word count: 101 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 220

Chapter 6 - die die die
Submitted: September 12, 2008 • Updated: September 12, 2008
Word count: 79 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 209

Chapter 7 - omfg what the hell even more ways to die
Submitted: September 13, 2008 • Updated: September 13, 2008
Word count: 89 • Size: <1k • Comments: 2 • views: 196

Chapter 8 - damb it fuxcking diiieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted: September 14, 2008 • Updated: September 14, 2008
Word count: 87 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 200

Chapter 9 - to put it nicely i hope u go kill ur self
Submitted: September 15, 2008 • Updated: September 15, 2008
Word count: 67 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 194

Chapter 10 - die u mofo dieeeeeeeeee
Submitted: September 17, 2008 • Updated: September 17, 2008
Word count: 86 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 206

Chapter 11 - die bitch!
Submitted: September 27, 2008 • Updated: September 27, 2008
Word count: 66 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 182

Chapter 12 - dead yet?
Submitted: October 6, 2008 • Updated: October 6, 2008
Word count: 42 • Size: <1k • Comments: 3 • views: 196

Chapter 13 - death yepp yepperss
Submitted: January 6, 2009 • Updated: January 6, 2009
Word count: 151 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 188

Chapter 14 - FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK DDDEEAAATTTTTHHHH
Submitted: January 7, 2009 • Updated: January 7, 2009
Word count: 81 • Size: <1k • Comments: 2 • views: 154

Chapter 15 - bitch just go to hell!!!!!
Submitted: February 12, 2009 • Updated: February 12, 2009
Word count: 87 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 163

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platypusluver on January 28, 2009, 10:59:57 PM

platypusluver on (Chapter: 14)
platypusluverhow bout choke on a piece of dry bacon

platypusluver on February 11, 2009, 11:45:23 PM

platypusluver on (Chapter: 14)
platypusluver...or a chicken bone...or...something

kairigrlkdhf on February 12, 2009, 11:22:29 AM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: index)
kairigrlkdhfok lol ill write a new one

BelleMorte8223 on December 26, 2008, 4:35:51 PM

BelleMorte8223 on (Chapter: 11)
BelleMorte8223It's spelled 'Gaara'. Now worries, that's how I spelled it at first, too. In fact, look me up on Youtube as GarrasBestFriend. ^.^'

Nice work, though.

tweakman666 on November 6, 2008, 12:28:40 AM

tweakman666 on (Chapter: 3)
tweakman666thats hilarious!!!!!

Darkecho on October 6, 2008, 5:07:28 AM

Darkecho on (Chapter: 12)
Darkechogo to arkansas and say "nascar sucks"

kairigrlkdhf on October 10, 2008, 8:43:39 AM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: 12)
kairigrlkdhflol

platypusluver on October 6, 2008, 3:08:36 PM

platypusluver on (Chapter: 12)
platypusluveri've got a good one.
moon a buff tatood(don't know how to spell) guy

darkyoshi555 on September 15, 2008, 2:12:23 PM

darkyoshi555 on (Chapter: 9)
darkyoshi555lol, i like the last one on this one! XDDD

platypusluver on September 13, 2008, 12:08:22 AM

platypusluver on (Chapter: 7)
platypusluverlol

kairigrlkdhf on September 13, 2008, 6:20:10 AM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: 7)
kairigrlkdhfhehe thanx for all the coments!

platypusluver on September 13, 2008, 2:18:24 PM

platypusluver on (Chapter: index)
platypusluveryeah, np

Kurieo on September 12, 2008, 10:03:34 PM

Kurieo on (Chapter: 2)
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kairigrlkdhf on September 12, 2008, 10:12:05 PM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: 2)
kairigrlkdhflol i think we all do

lemony_chan on September 11, 2008, 9:35:09 AM

lemony_chan on (Chapter: 1)
lemony_chanThis is special. .______. Please don't die. Iz funneh though

kairigrlkdhf on September 12, 2008, 3:42:45 PM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: 1)
kairigrlkdhf^^ ok

qgcooper on September 11, 2008, 6:17:04 AM

qgcooper on (Chapter: index)
qgcooperLol!
Dont hurt yourself!

kairigrlkdhf on September 12, 2008, 3:42:29 PM

kairigrlkdhf on (Chapter: index)
kairigrlkdhflol ... i dont whant to die just yet