SweetNightmare

I can one up you SNASAGES, WHA!!
I made up a poem-like thing for my cat (and I'm board too, so i'm going to recite it ^^)
"Zimmy Zimmy
Couldn't swimmy
so he sank to the bottom of the pool"
XD! My mom didn't think it was funny, but I did. =P What's up? 

Every time someone farts, a devil gets his horns

It was Thadeus's arm (he's my brother that my mom keeps in the basement)
Not really, my sister and I made him up as a joke, but we wound up makling my mom cry....I'm horrible

But these teeth won't cut you, they'll only- Oh shoot! Arms...they don't fall off and bleed on their own, do they?

Sweet! You're on! My bad XD!
Metallica!!!! I wanna see Metallica.....If I could choose a way to die, I would die getting trampled at a Metallica concert....or maybe getting shot out of a cannon....or maybe crashing my experimental air craft while flying it drunk...I haven't decided yet

You're off? You suck and all those little Jesses that are budding off of you suck...OMG! Jess your budding! We must amputate!
Oh....never mind there's a crack in my lenses.
Okay then, I'll see you later
Rock on
\m/

I get to see Blue Oyster Cult in concert this weekend yaaaay! I've wanted to see them since I was 12! (I'm going to toss my bra at eric Bloom, get kicked out and then tackle him in the parking lost after the shows over, woooo!)