Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!
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Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!
Chapter 1 - 20 Lines!!
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Guys, don't take offense to any of these please……
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Guys, don't take offense to any of these please……..Just a joke!!
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Man, I'm so sick of running…….
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How do I look in this……?
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I could really care less what Eggman does……..
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Naaa, that's too dangerous……..
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SALLY!! PUT SOME F***'N CLOTHES ON!!!
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Will you come pick some flowers with me? (wait, DID he say this?)
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Tails, you're a wuss…………
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Knuckles, you're my hero!
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Amy, look how pretty this ring looks on your finger!!
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Have you ever noticed how ROMANTIC the moon is, Shadow? =P
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Umm, Rouge, you know you're, um, boobs are kinda popping out a little over the horizon there…..
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Sally, have you always been a stuck-up, dog of a princess?
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I wish I could be just like Knuckles……..
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Cream, I think it's time to have that talk when a girl becomes a young women and…………….
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So Amy, how much do you think it would cost if we went to the Bahamas for our Honeymoon?
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So Rouge, ever done it on a roof?
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Cosmo, how the hell are you moving?! You're a freak'n plant!
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Shadow, let me up!! The pillow's suffocating me!!
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I look so AUSTINTATIOUS in pink, don't I? (Texas joke!)
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Amy, I just love you're dress……let me see how I look in it!!
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Guys, don't take offense to any of these please……..Just a joke!!
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Man, I'm so sick of running…….
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How do I look in this……?
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I could really care less what Eggman does……..
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Naaa, that's too dangerous……..
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SALLY!! PUT SOME F***'N CLOTHES ON!!!
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Will you come pick some flowers with me? (wait, DID he say this?)
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Tails, you're a wuss…………
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Knuckles, you're my hero!
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Amy, look how pretty this ring looks on your finger!!
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Have you ever noticed how ROMANTIC the moon is, Shadow? =P
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<p style="text-indent: -6.25mm; text-align: left; line-height: 4.166667mm; color: Black; background-color: White; ">
Umm, Rouge, you know you're, um, boobs are kinda popping out a little over the horizon there…..
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Sally, have you always been a stuck-up, dog of a princess?
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I wish I could be just like Knuckles……..
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Cream, I think it's time to have that talk when a girl becomes a young women and…………….
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So Amy, how much do you think it would cost if we went to the Bahamas for our Honeymoon?
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So Rouge, ever done it on a roof?
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Cosmo, how the hell are you moving?! You're a freak'n plant!
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Shadow, let me up!! The pillow's suffocating me!!
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I look so AUSTINTATIOUS in pink, don't I? (Texas joke!)
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Amy, I just love you're dress……let me see how I look in it!!
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Fargmaster on June 7, 2006, 4:43:28 PM
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oh god thats funny  17 i love that one and i didn,t get mad for tails your a wuss i know its only a joke ;)nextguardian on June 7, 2006, 1:28:37 PM
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0_o Wow...All those were dead on anti-Sonic. No offense taken. Poor Sally...ScarletTheGuardianHedgehog on June 7, 2006, 12:50:31 PM
LOL! #12 is strangely trueKnucklescrazy on June 7, 2006, 10:50:28 AM
LOLRikku_Mogonei on June 7, 2006, 9:28:03 AM
lol,that`s really funny! ^^i love all of them! in fact...... *faves*
i have to read this again,lol ^^
Link_the_hedgehog_magician on June 7, 2006, 9:14:54 AM
lol!! I get #19! It's funny! They're all funny! No matter what anyone thinks!!Cowgirl10 on June 7, 2006, 8:59:35 AM
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Once again, please don't take offense!! =)