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Diary of Orochimaru

I found Orochimaru's Diary!!!!!
Let's read it!!!X3

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 1 - Entry 1
Submitted: May 28, 2007 • Updated: May 28, 2007
Word count: 392 • Size: 1k • Comments: 19 • views: 445

Chapter 2 - Entry 2
Submitted: May 30, 2007 • Updated: May 30, 2007
Word count: 190 • Size: <1k • Comments: 12 • views: 370

Chapter 3 - Entry 3
Submitted: June 9, 2007 • Updated: June 9, 2007
Word count: 405 • Size: 2k • Comments: 9 • views: 372

Chapter 4 - Entry 4
Submitted: June 12, 2007 • Updated: June 12, 2007
Word count: 315 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 377

Chapter 5 - Entry 5
Submitted: September 9, 2007 • Updated: September 9, 2007
Word count: 356 • Size: 1k • Comments: 7 • views: 335

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Lanayru on April 1, 2008, 8:42:36 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: 5)
LanayruYou poor thing, Orochimaru can't remember your name... XD

rainbowfox16 on October 8, 2007, 6:30:26 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: 5)
rainbowfox16O_o you have way to much time on your hands....GOOD NOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY TO READ!! WOOOOT!!
Rainbowfox is a good girl. Gooder than Tobi. Nyah.

Lanayru on October 9, 2007, 7:46:11 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: 5)
Lanayrusure, sure... We'll believe that when Deidara sprouts wings and flies.

rainbowfox16 on October 12, 2007, 9:51:24 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: 5)
rainbowfox16Rainbowfox: pouts* Rainbowfox is a good girl....

(Deidra suddenly soars by on a pair of white wings) HEY!! BYE!! UN!

Rainbowfox: HA!! Now what Lanayru?! Rainbowfox IS a good girl. Better than Tobi!!

Lanayru on October 12, 2007, 10:03:17 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: index)
LanayruFine, we'll beileve it when you fugure out what name makes Ennaka go crazy. Take that!!! >:D

rainbowfox16 on October 14, 2007, 10:36:04 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: index)
rainbowfox16urrmmmmm....Gaara?

Lanayru on October 15, 2007, 8:16:19 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: index)
LanayruI beez not telling. caz I'm just that cruel! >:D
HAHAHAHAHA! You may be a good girl, but not better than Tobi!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! because Tobi is alwas doing the right thing and not pulling his spine out! >:3

rainbowfox16 on October 15, 2007, 10:37:45 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: index)
rainbowfox16*burst into tears* I-WAS-ONLY-TEASING!!! Don't be mad at RainbowFox!! She is a good girl!! Waaaaahh!!

Lanayru on October 16, 2007, 7:39:37 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: index)
LanayruLOL it's so fun to make ppl cry. *watches* ah well, I've had my fun. *gives rainbowfox a cookie* for your troubles.^^

KidRaccoon on October 8, 2007, 6:43:06 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 5)
KidRaccoonToo much time? No, I have too little.

rainbowfox16 on October 9, 2007, 7:40:38 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: index)
rainbowfox16....Okay. Stil...I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO READ NOW!!!! WOOT!!! You so cool!!

BelleMorte8223 on January 30, 2008, 5:25:43 PM

BelleMorte8223 on (Chapter: 5)
BelleMorte8223WOW....that was weird.....

BelleMorte8223 on January 30, 2008, 5:21:30 PM

BelleMorte8223 on (Chapter: 1)
BelleMorte8223That was.....wow.....um.......that scared the hell outtta me...

Lanayru on October 9, 2007, 7:38:24 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: 1)
Lanayru... Orochimaru is really Micheal Jackson in disquise...

KidRaccoon on October 9, 2007, 8:09:00 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonOrochimaru: Cuz it's... ^w^
Sound Ninjas: *pop out of nowhere*
Orochimaru: THRILLER!!!!!!!!! XD

Lanayru on October 9, 2007, 8:18:09 PM

Lanayru on (Chapter: index)
LanayruLOL, yeah, here's my theory:
Everyone knew micheal jackson was too dangerous to keep on earth... So scientists put him in a children's anime where he still molests little boys to this very day... Thus, creating orochimaru.

Either that, or Orochimaru is the guy who did Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery! O.o

Lanayru on October 9, 2007, 7:42:36 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: 3)
LanayruGeezus, Sasori, how many have you had?!

KidRaccoon on October 9, 2007, 8:07:32 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 3)
KidRaccoonHm... Let's say 17? XD Yeah.

Lanayru on October 9, 2007, 7:40:27 AM

Lanayru on (Chapter: 2)
LanayruROFL! *takes off the mickey ears and Winnie scarf* Uh.. No, just no. Bad orochi! *slaps*

rainbowfox16 on October 8, 2007, 6:26:21 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: 3)
rainbowfox16HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAA Holy Madre de Dios!! That's to frackin much *takes deep breath* whew gotta calm down...........HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!

rainbowfox16 on October 8, 2007, 6:22:46 AM

rainbowfox16 on (Chapter: 1)
rainbowfox16O_o...Holy Cracker Monkies!! Thats frackin hilarious man!!

SwordMaster1 on August 26, 2007, 4:12:35 AM

SwordMaster1 on (Chapter: 1)
SwordMaster1awesome story so funny XD

KidRaccoon on August 28, 2007, 5:33:57 PM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonThanks, yeah!!!!!! ^^

FullMetalAlchemist18 on June 26, 2007, 1:18:10 PM

FullMetalAlchemist18 on (Chapter: index)
FullMetalAlchemist18These are HILARIUOS!!!! (sp? XP XD)

KidRaccoon on June 26, 2007, 1:21:15 PM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: index)
KidRaccoonYeah!!!! XD

thecompleteanimorph on June 23, 2007, 2:26:31 AM

thecompleteanimorph on (Chapter: 1)
thecompleteanimorphOrochimaru without undies... I'm afraid...

KidRaccoon on June 23, 2007, 8:45:09 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonOh yeah, it gave us SEIZURES, yeah!!!! That's how scary it was, yeah!!!! DX

thecompleteanimorph on June 24, 2007, 1:59:26 AM

thecompleteanimorph on (Chapter: index)
thecompleteanimorphI can believe it, yessssss.

zopponde on June 9, 2007, 11:40:00 AM

zopponde on (Chapter: 1)
zoppondeDEAR GOSH! I am so glad that I'm reading this!

Instafavesalicious! X3

KidRaccoon on June 9, 2007, 11:42:59 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonLaugh til you need help from the medical staff. Enjoy. ^^

HeiesgirlSable on June 9, 2007, 9:22:12 AM

HeiesgirlSable on (Chapter: 3)
HeiesgirlSableO.O *burst into hysterical laughter* CAN'T.... BREATHE.....

KidRaccoon on June 9, 2007, 9:55:36 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 3)
KidRaccoon"Everybody, do the Deidara, un!!!!!! Do the new move with the Deidara groove!!!!! Dance around 'til you got it smooth!!!!!!! Do the Deidara, dude!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UN!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

SonicDX1995 on June 9, 2007, 5:48:21 AM

SonicDX1995 on (Chapter: 3)
SonicDX1995X3 I like sasori FUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY XDDDDDD

KidRaccoon on June 9, 2007, 5:54:49 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 3)
KidRaccoonBUT DRUNK SASORI IS DA shoot!!!!!!!!! ^^

zukosavatarofthesunandmoon on June 9, 2007, 2:40:30 AM

zukosavatarofthesunandmoon on (Chapter: 3)
zukosavatarofthesunandmoonCAN I BE IN HIS DIARY... I LOVE OROCHIMARU HE'S THE SEXIEST EVER

KidRaccoon on June 9, 2007, 2:45:43 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 3)
KidRaccoonOkays!!!!! Just wait till I add another chapter, yeah!!! ^^

PunkWolfGirl on June 7, 2007, 12:49:12 AM

PunkWolfGirl on (Chapter: 2)
PunkWolfGirlLMFAO!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! -Faints- xDDD

Great Funny Story, Jsckie-Chan ^-^

KidRaccoon on June 7, 2007, 1:03:03 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 2)
KidRaccoonNow we use Orochimaru as our pokemon!!!!!!
But we always put our Orochimaru-proof goggles before using him in battle.

PunkWolfGirl on June 7, 2007, 12:49:27 AM

PunkWolfGirl on (Chapter: 2)
PunkWolfGirlI Mean Jackie ^^'

Haku17 on June 4, 2007, 2:41:38 PM

Haku17 on (Chapter: 2)
Haku17i wonder what sasuke looks like when sleeping?....

KidRaccoon on June 5, 2007, 5:44:47 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 2)
KidRaccoonProbablysadlooking.

Haku17 on June 4, 2007, 2:39:34 PM

Haku17 on (Chapter: 1)
Haku17hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
this story is so funny!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!

KidRaccoon on June 5, 2007, 5:44:26 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonThnx...Hey!Myspacekeyisntworking!!!!

SonicDX1995 on June 1, 2007, 9:44:07 AM

SonicDX1995 on (Chapter: 2)
SonicDX1995XD nice

KidRaccoon on June 1, 2007, 9:53:42 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 2)
KidRaccoonThnx!!!!!^^

HeiesgirlSable on June 1, 2007, 12:06:44 AM

HeiesgirlSable on (Chapter: 2)
HeiesgirlSableO.O must..... not.... laugh..... at..... Sasuke's..... misfourtune !!!! MICKEY!! O.O Whinny-The-Pooh? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KidRaccoon on June 1, 2007, 5:40:56 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 2)
KidRaccoonStupid Sasuke. Actually, I think he might have had some fun.

DragonGirl1136 on May 31, 2007, 5:13:53 AM

DragonGirl1136 on (Chapter: 2)
DragonGirl1136^w^ *imagines Sasuke at DisneyLand* LAWLZ! XDDDDDDD

KidRaccoon on May 31, 2007, 8:10:23 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 2)
KidRaccoonImagine him with Mickey ears and a Winny-the-Pooh scarf!!!!!

DragonGirl1136 on May 29, 2007, 7:13:02 AM

DragonGirl1136 on (Chapter: 1)
DragonGirl1136.....................


*explodes into uncontrolable laughter, then falls out of chair and has a seizure*

KidRaccoon on May 29, 2007, 7:27:27 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonIt was so scary...I still have nightmares.
*hugs Kabuto*
Kabuto: The images are burnt into my head...*cries*

SonicDX1995 on May 29, 2007, 5:47:01 AM

SonicDX1995 on (Chapter: 1)
SonicDX1995XDDDDDDDDDDD pagent...sauske,,monopoly...underwear XD

KidRaccoon on May 29, 2007, 5:51:16 AM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonThat was REALLY BAD KARMA.

SonicDX1995 on May 30, 2007, 4:35:41 AM

SonicDX1995 on (Chapter: 1)
SonicDX1995XD yeah

HeiesgirlSable on May 28, 2007, 2:31:20 PM

HeiesgirlSable on (Chapter: 1)
HeiesgirlSableO.O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

KidRaccoon on May 28, 2007, 10:13:30 PM

KidRaccoon on (Chapter: 1)
KidRaccoonThat was the scariest thing in the world, I'm telling you.