Sup ppls now im obsessed with southpark and HALO 3 WOOOOOOOOTTT OMFG techinchal difficulties, please stand by...

red guy: dude theres text above my head
blue guy: stfu...
Connected to server loading map blood gulch...
game experience may change blah blah BLAH....
CAPTURE THE FLAG!!
red guy: do you want a mentos?
blue guy: sure! *mentos hits helmet*
red guy: hehe hahahaaa!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
uh uh.. AH-A-CHOOO!!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
go go go go go sharmen ish yo birthday!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
red guy2: hmmm can i kill you?
red guy1: why?
red guy2: to steal your grenades
.......
red guy1: dude we got unlimited grenades...
*long pause*
red guy2: for real?!
red guy1: yes...
red guy2: WOUHOU!!!!
*red guy2 walks off*
red guy2: *screams like a little girl* !@#$%^&*BOOM!@#$%^&*
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
red guy2: hey dude can i have a warthog?
red guy1: ahem... *sniff* hmm no.
red guy2: why?
red guy1: cus...its my collection!
*zooms in on warthogs*
*red guy takes a warthog*
red guy3:yoink!
red guy1:d'oh!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
*red guy1 walks in*
blue guy1: yo yo yo! i am the blue halo clock whatsup dude!
*blue guy1 gets hit with an assault rifle*
red guy1: hey thanks man!
blue guy2: no problem!
*long pause lol....*
*red guy cocks his gun*
*chuck chick*
*BOOM*
red guy1: hehehe...
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU NUU!
*red guy1 runs with blue flag*
red guy1: i have the flag!
*pause*
*starts typing*
username: sexychix ---->
*unpause*
*red guy2 runs red guy1 over with a warthog*
*red guy2 goes flying*
red guy2: hey baby.. wanna ride?
sexychix: *in deep voice* suuurree!
*red guy2 screams like a girl*
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU NUU!
red guy1: GRENADE!! *throws grenade*
*grenade lands..*
*red guy2 comes in* hey dude you dropped this! *hands red guy1 the grenade*
red guy1: AAHHHHAHHHH!!!!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
*red guy1 whistles while hes peeing*
*red guy1 turns around*
red guy1: what?!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!
red guy1: like the game is over, i can take this helmet off!
*takes off helmet*
*underneath helmet is darth vader lol*
*chuck chick chick chick chick*
blue guy7: dont move weve got you vader!
*question mark appears over red guy1's head*
*zooms out to show 30 blue guys*
red guy1 (aka darth vader): AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUU NUU NUU NUU TUU DUU!