Crazy_Crack_Possum

Yesh dis is my life >>
I was made by scientist teh try and make da perfect child but well.. They fracked up AHHHH -runs around room- PROFANITY!! >> ANYWAY (lotsa arrows!) So dey threw me in teh dumpsta (yesh dumpsta.) where I became a dumpsta fetus o.O Den Mi mum found mi in de dumpsta and shoved me up her womb. Intill I was born.. TAH DAH!!! -dances- and I was taken home to da porta potty an lived happiwily eva aftwa. But tehy found me in da dumpsta soooo my gender isn't determinded yesh -squinty eyes- very secretive I am -does nija pose- WHAAA! An I tis a Possumy soul yesh very possumyish O.O and Happen to smell like stinky lemons, yesh, very lemony, indeed. But enough about me lets talk about MY GOALS IN LIFE!!! >=} MWAAAAH!

1. to be-friend teh human sized cockaroaches at teh ghetto school of Senaca Valley

2. Teh buy a rose from a fellow HOBOian >>

3. I want to open a landramat....called SPANKYSSSSS!!!

4. to find true love =)

5. Teh have Sex wit many friendies O.O

Did I mention sex?....


Ohk sorry -.- I was a little.....off...today >>;