GreyJedi

So, this site thought it could confuse me by upgrading the comment box did it? We'll just see about that.


I'm actually surprised that, after all these years, this image still exists...

OMG GreyJedi, isn't this picture so totally HAWT?! They're touching!!!

They're also flogging a man.... O.o

You're right. Aren't I despicable? Turning a serious picture like this into some erotic fantasy...

Or...were you saying that flogging him...ADDS to the fantasy...?

That would be one STRANGE threesome...
Though I think we all know who the dominant one would be... >_>

Yes, yes it would be...
Wait, wait, nobody tell me, I got this....the one...with the whip?

GreyJedi I have a serious, life threatening question here.
If you were to come to Australia and you paid good, top money for the best resort in town and you pulled up here:





would you think this was where you were staying??? Coz apparently some American Tourists on Dad's airport Shuttle Bus thought so. Considering they'd booked into Twin Waters (google image that), a five star resort, it makes me wonder what they think we are down here...

While we're on the topic, you know how some countries use like, "rickshaws" to get around in? Well we do too, see:


Except our carriages are old outhouses...

Of course I wouldn't think that's where I was staying!

Though the outhouse rickshaws would probably have me wondering what exactly constitutes 'classy' with you people. XD

Now... were these American tourists upset that they WEREN'T staying at that hotel?

It'd be sort of like me coming to Canada and thinking the first old fashioned, wooden, log cabin is where I'm staying, despite me paying big money for a 5 star hotel...

Australian's are actually classier than most people seem to think. We've grown considerably fancier over the years, it's a bit unsettling really D: But the rickshaw-dunny race is an annual event over here, held on Australia day (cos nothing says "I love this country" more than pulling your mate around while he's on the toilet, right?). There were some LOVELY photos of the event in the paper this year *begins plotting*

I'm not actually sure what their follow up reaction was. My Dad did point out to them that they weren't staying at the Etamogah Pub (after which point they became really interested in him, perhaps even treating him like a god), but I'm not really sure...

What's to say that log cabins AREN'T our 5 star hotels?? Come to think of it, I'm not even sure what a Canadian 5 star hotel is like... O.o

I'd have to blame Steve Irwin for the assumption that Aussies aren't classy. I mean, the first thing that people think of is the major stereotype which would be the most publicized thing... It's kinda like mainland Canadians verses the Newfoundland Canadians. I've got a friend back home who's convinced that I live in a fishing shack after the move. (Newfoundland's known for the Cod/fishing industry, talking like the Irish, and Screech - which I believe is some sort of whiskey...)
Gee, Bijoux, usually we just set off Fireworks on Canada Day. Maybe people would be more patriotic if we had outhouse rickshaw races like you guys...

Hmm. Interesting. Of course, you know Americans, they love anyone with an interesting accent to them, so they were probably overwhelmed that they were not only being helped, but being helped by an AUSSIE. 8D

your work is really good, dude! :)

I got a question, do you like roleplaying? :D

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Are you trying to tell me something?

Lol, I thought he was performing on a Barbecue...

Pfft! Preforming on a barbecue! XD
I'd have to go see that.

Well, Bob Dylan is (apparently) a musical genius so I'm sure he could accomplish it if you asked him nicely ;D

I think it was the foil looking stuff that confused me. I was all like "oh, he's cooking a BBQ" but then I saw the microphone and got incredibly confused D:

Yes...Bob Dylan is a musical genius...
*mumblemumblemumble*ACTUALWORD*mumblemumble*
Could the man not possibly be singing while he flips his burger patties?

Well I suppose he COULD be doing that, now that you mention it. Maybe he's so "musically posh" that he needs that microphone no matter what... Can't you imagine him taking it into the shower with him? Or would it be a Retirement Village sponge-bath these days ;D

Lol, it's just his look of concentration, and that cowboy hat. Americans wear cowboy hats when they BBQ right?

The people who throw benefit concerts for the underprivileged should heed advice from this image. Some people hold BBQ's to raise charity money. Others hold concerts. If "Band-aid" was smart(er) they'd do both...AT THE SAME TIME!!! Come on, everyone knows that there's a noob out there who'd pay millions for a Dylan style burger - even though it would be burnt because his concentration would be on singing, and he probably would've spat on it whenever he hit a word that contained the letter "P"...

I'm not sure the image of Bob Dylan in the shower (or getting a sponge bath) was one that my poor brain really needed.

Do Aussies NOT wear cowboy hats when they barbecue? Why back home we have a whole ten days when like...EVERYONE in the city wears a cowboy hat just for fun! PARTICULARLY when they're barbecuing. And then some people have a few too many beers and decide to try riding a bull and if they last 8 seconds they can get money. ;D

That is exactly what they should do! And they'd should get Bono involved to cook all the veggie burgers and 'not-dogs' He's vegetarian, right?

Oh...I'm sorry :( What about Justin Timberlake in the shower instead? Because then he's---wait--no! NO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! D: Oh god...thank god it's over...now I know what that feels like :'(

I believe Aussies usually just wear caps (usually with their football team or beer brands plastered all over them). Aww...your country sounds FUN when it's drunk :(

Bono for the vego meals would be a great plan :D Not sure if he is vegetarian though...it would seem right, but I'm not sure. I'd like to buy a burger and fries from Simon & Garfunkel...but they'd probably have an argument and disband before it got finished :(