Wobbly_Headed_Bob

I like pigs. Little pink ones. And the occasional gray one. They're okay. Some of them can be bullies though. Hmm....Do you think they like any kind of meat? What would happen if you fed them sausage? Would they jump and go "EEK!" because they smell their dead friend Tyler somewhere in the sausage? Or just because because they're pigs would they just not give a crap because, hey, it's food? I dunno. Well that's all on pigs. Let's talk about something else.


I like squirrels. Brown and grey ones. I like chipmunks better. Hmm....What do baby squirrels look like? Do they have their tails or do those grow as they grow up kind of like tadpoles grow into frogs? I dunno. I like chipmunks though. They're cuter. Hmm....That's about all there is to say about chipmunks. THEY'RE JUST SO DARN CUTE! Anyway.....


What is up with turtles? What's their freakin problem? They're just too slow! Why! Are they just very patient? And if so, are mosquitos just in a hurry?


Gosh, I hate mosquitos. I like music. It usually goes like this:
LA LA LA LA, LA LA LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CRASH! BANG! SCREAMING GUITAR RIFF! BLOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!! BOOMBLA TATATA RATTATATATA CHIN BANG!
You know. The usual.

Do you think a lot of people raise pigs? I don't know if I would. They get kind of ugly when they grow up. But they'll get me rich. This is my plan. I'd live with a baby pig. Then when it hits that certain age where it's beauty goes downhill, I'd sell it. Then I'd use that money to buy two baby pigs. I'd grow them up, then sell them, then use the money to buy four baby pigs, grow them up, sell them, buy eight, etc. Then the next day my wife's father in law would die and we'd inherit his millions. Yep. That's how life goes. So.....hmm.....what else to say? I dunno. I'll be back later when I come up with more stuff. I'll go research pigs on the internet. Goodbye.