captainjacksparrow

Hello there! ^^ I have rum!!!!

play that funky music, white boy

i'm terribly bored

and i have a cold.

i live in hawaii....and its been raining for 10 days.

nothing just that you don't deaserve to bar the name
captain jack sparrow
unles you are an actual pirate (like me and jack)
or your an actual captain on a ship sailing the carribean at this very moment (like me and jack)

how are you my dear friend?

WOOP ITS JACK *SQUISHES YOU* EWWWWW YOUR ALL COVERD IN THE KRAKENS SICK! (WELL HE HAD TO COME OUT SOME HOW!!!! LOL)............



im not mad.....honest

Hi Captain!*solutes to you then walks off*

pathetic

Oh snap OO; It's Captain Jack!!! =D

How is you? =3

CAPTAIN JACK IS BACK X3 omg i got ur video game and ur poster x3

-gasp!-

*GASP* Captain Jack is BACK! You're alive! Where were you all this time?!

.........JUST SAYING HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, im a bit busy right now, ya now..
thank you for your support! i love you!
hey! guess what! in German I can say, "My father's a bullfighter" and "I am a watermelon."

ello there. haven't talked in a while. i got Pirates 2 on tuesday....oh boga

alrighty then i guess i better go now..........bye bye

Hullo, captain. Just thought I'd drop in and say hi!

Ohehmuhgawsh!!D:
CAP'N YER BACKS!!!!!!!

where am i?

30 Seconds to Mars THE KILL


What if I wanted to break?
Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do?
What if I fell to the floor?
Couldn’t take this anymore
What would you do, do, do?

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you

What if I wanted to fight?
Beg for the rest of my life
What would you do? (do, do)
You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I’m not running from you

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You’re killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

I tried to be someone else
But nothing seemed to change
I know now, this is who I really am inside
Finally found myself
Fighting for a chance
I know now, this is who I really am

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you, you, you
Look in my eyes
You’re killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

Come break me down
Break me down
Break me down

What if I wanted to break?

Send this to at least 5 people and you will be loved.

omg...
if he's johnny depp...o-o
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!<3333

Wooooo. :D

Cap'n! where r u?!?!?!?!?! (ok I'm speaking to the person who's behind Captain Jack Sparrow. R U really Johnny Depp?)

>___________> bad caap'n

'ello Cap'n! I got a present for 'ye! XD that's the worst Pirate lang ever.

the cap'n ditched us..>_____>;

WHEEEE!!I'm clinging shia!!!x3
*clings to Jack now*o.o

XD CLINGING SHIA XP

We luvs ya toos cap'n!!!x3
*clings to kelley*o.o;

i luv ya too ^_________~ *is still drunk* UNICORNIE!! *glomps unicorn* X3

HEY YA! I BOUGHT AN UNICORN! *he is not drunk yet*
i love ya my fangirls :D

...Eh...keep 'em!!!I gots plenty of bishies!!!^-^
*drunk too*

MINE SHIA >_>;; I FLIRT SHALL I WANT ALL! *is drunk*

OMG!!!
Flirtation!!!D:

ur sho shexah cap'n X3 ~_^

CAP'N >_< WHERE THE HELL ARE YA!?!?! I KEEP MISSING YOU >_>

OMG!!Guess what!?=D
I ordered a whole truck filled with rum for you!!!I'm the best,i know!!^-^
Actually i'm evil...i really didn't...i just wanted to say something.o-o;;;
Well...bye then.

Hi captin!

Oh! The rum! *takes aalll the bottles that his fans gave to him and starts to him*
I love ya cuties *-*

I like you ;P

I have the game "Pirates of the Caribbean" :P

I'm sorry to have upset you Captain *hand you Rum* will this make you feel better?

he's an actor who introduced you to the world! :) but I think you are the best though *hugs* you're the original ^.^

Ello :3

Hi!! I'm Rachel!! ^_^

And I'm Amber!! ^_~

And we want to Know!

If you would like to be friends! :D

X3

*gives  you rum* you need it Cap'n.

HI JACK X3 i see u meet my ex bf (michy609) anyway *glomps u* X3

Hiyas!!!^-^
Goodness...i have no time to get on much anymore!-_______-"

Hello ;P

Where did Jack go?

look what I found! http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-468181.html

hey there love. want to be friends? we have so much in commen! We like you! *lol*

just out of curiosoty, how did it feel to have Keira Nightly's tounge in ur mouth?? XD

btw, do u call everybody cutie??

I can't wait for Pirates 3. YAY! You got eaten by the Cracken but I'm sure you will come back.

hello CAPTAIN jack sparrow (can't forget the captain part ^.^)!! I like ur drawings!! they're kewl.... ^^

Hiyas!!:3
 

Hey, you know theres gonna be a Pirates of the Carribean MMORPG. You get to make a character and go around in the world and pilage...itll be cool.

Good morning,jack!!!:3
i'm saying it now cuz i am about to fall asleep!
 OMG!!!Annoying pink font!!!D:

Oh, thank you, Smithy! You make a wonderful pirate. Are you Captain?

hehehe..............CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW ROCKS!!!!!!

Thank you for the comment on jar of dirt=^_^=

Hey. Wanna be friends? Cool name. I have a bf named John Smith and you commented on my profile. lol

hey love ~_^ XDD

YA X3 *glomps u*

whAT THE frack!
lol
what is that supposed to mean?

CHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEE!
lol

JACK!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps u*

Heloo alll!
 

Jack!:3

Hey man hows it going?!?!

¬¬ ...3%$·%"%·&%// !!!

Good morning everybody or

Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10
mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.



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You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant
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one wish.
Make your wish when the count down is over.

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MAKE A WISH



Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.
If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the
opposite

O_o; "All alone now, I suppose...er sumfin..."

*sips her rum*

Hey Cap'n! *Loki sits and swigs her rummm*

*glomps jack* XP

........JACK SPARROW IS IN THE KRAKEN'S STOMACH XP

*whispers* My ship... *cries*

Woh? why not? *looks himself at a mirror* I look like Captain Jack Sparrow. I talk like him... I walk like him... I...*smells himself* smell like him.

You're the REAL Jack Sparrow!?D:
No way!!!!!

captainjacksparrowsmsn@hotmail.com
thats my msn darling
just to prove i'm the real jack sparrow
ya can send me mails now *smiles*

captainjacksparrowsmsn@hotmail.com
thats my msn darling
just to prove i'm the real jack sparrow
ya can send me mails now *smiles*

EEP!!!scary pervert!!!!D:
Just kidding!!!*huggles jack*

*smiles*
Aye! thats my girl, now give a hug to the old jack, comeon!

*nods*Yeah!!!^-^ Of course!!!!

hum?
but weare still friends, aren't we? *nervous smile*

.....................D:

psh!!Whatever!!!*rolls eyes*

I'm MY BIGGEST fan.
If I were some one else, not Cap'n Jack Sparrow, and I knew me I completely absolutely I'd abuse **sexually humm**  myself. INDEED.
Just testing smthing

Fish lips? HOT lips, you mean. *sits and crosses arms*

FISH LIPS!!!!D:
Fish lips fish lips!!!I don't kiss fish lips!!!!o.o;;;;

*crying eyes* why not?

eww...i don't want the kiss anymore!!!!!D:<
 

BUGGER! WHY THIS THIS THING DOESN'T WORK?!
It makes me bad D:

*close his eyes and put his lips like this:  u3*
i'll wait like this till ya kiss me.

Bugger..Well i cannot scape anymore.. come here, i'll give ya your kiss.

Bugger..Well i cannot scape anymore.. come here, i'll give ya your kiss.

Cap'n Jack ran away.D:
He can't take the fangirls!!!!!x3

'ello Mate. do you like my avatars of yourself? Some aren't you at your best *lol*

XDDDDD!!!!mine too!~.^

>:3 when u come on holla at my profile XDDD

*whacks her avatar of mustang "thinking"*GOSH!!!DON'T JUST PRETEND TO THINK DO SOMETHING!!!!;__;

DUMB @$$!!!!*kicks jack*I HATE YOU!!!!>..

O/////O sorry shia!!..>_> CHEATER u kissed me on my cheek!*kicks jack* >:O *walks away*

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME TO GET ON!!!!!D:
Damn you!!!!*sobsobsob*TTxTT

huh, yeah
*grab her face and kiss her cheek then he hugs her*
that was so cute! now, theres not debt, happy? *smiles*

wheres my kiss and hug XP

Am i dead? *he looks at himself*
huh, i guess i'll start to take notes about the places iam

Yeah, what a coinsidence indeed. xD You're pictures are very cool!

AWWWW!!!!bye!!!TT~TT

>:P

~(T^T)~ bye shia i gotta go X3

I know!!!!*glomps back*>:P

XD thats what cap. jack says XDDDD *glomps u*

~(O.O)~ *flails* UWAH!!!

Love?o.O;;;;

XDDD

k love XD

Um...i dunno!!!TTxTT

XD ...wait O_o are you talking to me with no top on O_O okay bye!!!!!!!!1 naughty ~_^ XDD X3

w00t!!!mmkays!!!!

BTW Give the cap'n mah regards...^^/

I will, and I'll be on his comp all day!! :D!

byeahs!!Have fun?:D

Hate to disappoint, but Ihave to get some shuteye...^^ Going to my boyfriend's tomorrow...go see  my two arts while you're waiting? TA!

nevermind.....=.=

SHE LIVES!!!!!=o

*snore*

she's drunk!D:

O+O T_T

I never got it back...TT~TT

:3 *pokes her* she sleepy X3

XD i took your top and gave it to him *rofl*

*draws a mustache on your face* ~.~ Ooooh....i'm good!x3

*curls up and naps*

OOH!!me too!

*glomps back*I dunno!!D:
We better!After all the trouble we went through!!!!!

I like rice balls...^^

D: SHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIA!!!!!!!! *glomps her* WEE O_o do u think we'll still get our kiss and hug?

SHIA'S RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!D:

AWSOME...WHERE IS SHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KELLEY MISS SHIA >_< WAAAAAAAA XP

Um.......
cheese cubes?:D

That's all I said...just some Japanese (I took in it school last year...)

Meow...I'm really tired...

um coco kiksioip beep beep boo bop XDD O_o;; wtf!?!?!?!

Nyan....watashi wa totemo nemui yo.......><
 

YEP!

Nu-uh!!We're just waiting around...you know...being bored!!:D

XD ur not but we are waiting for him to come on X3 we are his fangirls WEEEEE

Sorry if I'm intrudin or anything...^^;

Yeah...um...right....>.>;;

Now we have to wait or sumfin'...*swigs* He's going to complain about the rum being gone....again....

///

um....right....D:

hmm, was it a really good idea to scare him off like that....

Hi there! *loki nods to self and swigs rum* I'm guessin I should draw a self portrait of me er sumfin...

Yep.He's gone.Thanks to us!!!!x3
*munches on a cookie*

And...Cap'n san is gone...right *grabs the rum and swigs*

Oh, hello!We've taken over captain jacks profile!!!x3
Not really.....>.>;;
 

I need an icon.....er sumfin...

*Loki purses her lips in curiosity at the goings on* RIght then....

XD

Hi cap'n

WAIT I WANT MY KISS AND HUG!!! :3

I hate rum!D:
There i said something!!!!!!>.

Huh... I understand... *sits next to her* so... *gives her his bottle of rum* say something cutie *winks*

Kelley's not on so nu-uh.
I gotta wait for her.*sits down and crosses arms*

jack returns drunk**
 
hey ya ladies, sorry i dissapear for a while to.. well, it doesn't matter
so, do ya still want that kiss?

Yep yep.Still waiting!!x3 We won't leave until you die!!!!!!D:<
I mean...give us a kiss and hug?:3

HI me and shia still want our kiss and hug ^______^

XD lets bother chris XP

yeah!!!!like...our profiles!

aww man lets go be fangirls to someone else XP

Yes we will!!!!!Dx

D: he did? awww man we'll get our kiss when he gets back on XP

D: aww im sowwy!!!!!!!!! but u wouldnt to little old meh XP

he went offline.D:

T~T

Um....*runs to jack,gets the top and hides behind Kelley to put it on*I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!D:

XD i told ya id do it *dances around ya*

XDDDDDDD

XPPPP XDDD go get it XDDD >:3 i would ~_^

XPPP i just made it XPPP

back!=D

AHH!!!!!TRAITOR!!!!!D:<
I...i...i...EEP!>/////

XP k shia!

U WANT THIS! *gives it jack* get it XP

brb

*Throws a shoe at Jack*EEP!!!!!!*runs after kelley* GET BACK!!!!!

RED!!! *runs past jack sparrow* ello love ~_^ *keeps running*

*whistles*

KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!D:
OMG!!!!!YOU IDIOT!!!!!*runs after*GET BACK HERE!!!!!O/////O

IM GONNA DO IT! *takes Shia's top and runs* RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!111!!

Pink!:D

Yes.Rum!!!!!:3

ILL DO IT! SAY RED!!! >_O;;

AND THE HUG! and ull give us some rum XP

*Pinches your cheeks*PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK!!!Captain Jack Sparrow said he likes PINK!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!1 T~T >_> ill do it! dont make me do it! RED!!!!

what?! who said that?! NOW SET ME FREE AND I'LL GIVE YA YOUR KISS

*yanks your hair* RED!!!

Muwahahahahaa!!!Beat that!!!!!>:D

I'd like the pink one.

Right.V.V;

OWIE!!!!!>.< I still say pink!!!*yanks your hair*PINK!!!

kiss and hug right shia? XP

okay a kiss and a hug XP but i still say red *pops ur bikini strap* RED!

*Cat fights*PINK PINK PINK!!!!D:< *cue bikini's!x3*

*sighs* T_T

Okay.Deal.>:P

*starts cat fighting with shia*

OK OKEY... I'LL GIVE YOU A KISS AND A HUG, THAT'S RIGHT?

i think we should stop shia XP

Yes....I say pink!!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDD

D:

>__> remember what happend last time? I SAY RED!!! XP

*starts screaming*
frackfrackfrackfrack >.

because ur Captain Jack Sparrow XP

NO!!!!!PINK!!!!!!

Cuz your captain jack,duh!D:

:D LETS MAKE HIS HAIR RED!!!!!!!!

Hnn...i don't know. -____- is it?

Hey! *sighs* ..oh god.. why do you do this to me?

*blushes* me neither >///< um maybe a kiss would be good? u shia?

I KNOW!!!!!:D
it's Cap'n Jack make-over time~!*takes out a buncha bows and stuff*

*ties him to a post* XP hmmm if he kisses us do u think it'll be good enough? XP

whaat!? No, no, thanks a lot, but i'm fine.

*blushes*I can't choose!!!!>.

We should tie him to something while we think about it...>.>;

*waits* well i don't have all day, cuties

um XP u choose XDD

ohs

Um...HELLO FANGIRL WORLD TO KELLEY!!!!!D:
Is it worth it?!

hmmmm im not sure XP

*goes to pearl* WEEE IMA MONKEY!! *runs around*

What do you think,kelley?O.o  Is it worth it?!xD

Ok, we'll do a treatment.
If you leave me alone I'll give ya a kiss. To the both of you, savvy?

*teleports to the pearl?o.O XD*
Oooowaaaaah i'm a ghoooost!!*weird flaily arms*

you can't abuse a fangirl!T~T  fangirls are the ones that abuse!!!

((fuc*))
 
his things and run away to the Pearl*

I get his boots too.I never can't have enough boots to throw at poeple!>:(

My what? Whowhowowow who is abusing who now?´
*Steals

XP i wanted his pants!! fine ill take his shirt >:3 X3

Wanna find out!=D

O_o what effect

*Huggles jack* otay!I will you can have it back!!!x3 I CALL HIS PANTS!!!!!D:
XDDDD

*He runs away from them and hugs a palm*
Please, Could you give my effect back... please?

aww IM SOWWY but we are fangirls :3 your lucky we dont take your clothes...yet >:3 dont worry we'll stop soon *huggles* it just means we love you XP

Gah!!Kelley!!!D:<
We have to be partially serious!Or else the plan won't work!

Ello love! *is drunk* XDDD w00t HUZZAH! @_________@;;

w00t!!!I'm bad!!!!!AND EVIL!!!!I must be doing something right!x3

*pats Jack's head*There,there.We're just crazy fangirls and there's nothing you can do about it. And...if you hang out with us...you're most likely going to die in 3 days!!!^-^  xD

*He crouchs and starts drawing circles in the sand with his finger*
I just wanted to be your friend... You are evil and... and... BAD! *starts crying*

(IM BACK!!!) XD *steals jacks rum and starts to drink and puts on his hat* ello love XP XDDD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*He starts to cry disconsolate, laying on the sand*
WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
*he starts drinking rum*

HA HA HA HA!!!!!x3
Aww...poor Jack.v.v;
OH WELL!!!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!*steals the hat and runs*

WTF?
MY DIRT!!! OH GOD OH GOD *starts to collect some of the dirt and he put it in his hat*
Look what you've done, you scurvey dog! *with his eyes full of tears*

EEP!!!NUUUUUUU!!!!The jar of dirt is now dirt that's not in a jar!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*le gasp!*Sexual Harassment!!!!D:
*Takes out cellphone and dials 911* x3

GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*start to tickles her* give me my effects back! AND MY DIRT!
*bites her little finger*

*Takes out gun,aims,shoots the real jar of dirt*Okay...now that that's over with...SUPER ULTRA HYPER FANGIRL ATTACK!!!!!!!*tackles Jack*x3
((Kelley get your butt back online!!Dx))

HA! you, pair of meat with legs, ya don't have my real dirt, that's a jar with flour, THIS IS MY JAR OF DIRT WAHAHAHAHA *runs with other jar of dirt*

*Yanks you hair*I SAID IT'S MINE!!!!
I had it first anyway!!!I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON TO SETTLE THIS FIGHT!!!D:<
*runs away with the dirt*

*jumps u* MY DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XP

*steals it back*NO IT'S MINE!!!!xP
MY DIRT MY DIRT!!mine mine mine!!!*huggles it*

I WANT DA DIRT!!!!! *steals it from Shia* MUHUHAHAHAHA FEAR THE KELLEY!!!!!!!!

YESH OUR EVIL PLAN!!!!!!!!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!:D
I can't find my scanner plug.v.v;;;
I have another account but this one ish for fun and gathering up fangirls so we can take over FAC!!!w00tness!!x3
Oooh!!Pretty jar of dirt!!!*snatches it*Muwahahahhaaa

Whhat?
*hugs his jar of dirt*

The evilest of all evil plans!!!>:D
 

Your evil plan?
Huh? *hides the rum*

((Okay,Jamacainprincess...when you comment back on this it's time for our evil plan to....um....HAPPEN!!!Yes.!!!x3 ))
Stupid FAC isn't showing my full comments!!!!!>:P

Ello!!!!:3
*looks at comment below*

XD so you joined today i guess thats cool ^_____^

Hey, thanks for the comment!! I love Pirates of the Caribbean!! (Jack, Barbossa and Davy are the coolest characters!) Jack Sparrow is so flipping funny ^^

FIRST COMMENT!!!!Beat that!!!Huzzah!!!>:D
I luv Jack Sparrow!!!!x3
He's so....weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!