darkness-the-chao

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Billy was happily riding his bike home from school on a sunny spring afternoon. As he was crossing the street at a busy intersection, a truck passed by at high speed. Billy pedaled as hard as he could and barely avoided certain death. The driver of the truck, however, not being able to see, crashed into another car. He found that in the truck, was his uncle who died. Then, it started raining. Billy pedaled faster with tears in his eyes, trying to get home. In minutes, he was soaking wet. The clouds covered the sky and it grew dark. Billy had to get home to tell his family of the horrible news. He was lost. He found himself in another city. He felt a painful slash at the back of his neck. He had no choice but to leave his bike where it was and limp his way home. So Billy, with his uncle dead, his neck bleeding, and the loud rain pounding on him, making his wound more painful with each drop, was crawling on the sidewalk and tried to look around to see what attacked his neck. To his surprise, it was Godzilla! He was destroying the city! He heard police sirens, gunshots, helicopters, and just wanted to get home. The next thing he knew, aliens came from the sky and were abducting everything! Billy felt himself rising from the ground in their tractor beam. When he was inside the saucer, he was strapped to a metal bed. The alien standing before him was about to take out his brain. After his tears dried away, he could see that the alien was his dead uncle! The last thing he remembered him saying was..."Drive safely." Then they took out his brain. This is a true story. Billy joined their squad of Godzilla-freeing, brain-sucking, alien Bigfoot creatures and his parents never saw him again. Take heed, it could be you next. Oh yeah, and his parents commited suicide. This is a true story.

Read this and pass it on to 15 people.

If you complete this small task, Billy will send you a slice of pie in the mail and a free
Godzilla-freeing, brain-sucking, alien Bigfoot creatures membership card. Do it for Billy.

from Oblivion)

this will make you cry...

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Jenny.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

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Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you want. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved~

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