GreyJedi
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GreyJedi's Profile
| Username | GreyJedi | Gender | Female |
| Date Joined | Location | Under a rock | |
| Last Updated | Occupation | Pssht. Work? Me? Oh... you were serious | |
| Last visit | # Pictures | 100 | |
| # Comments Given | 1373 |
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I am GreyJedi. I lurk here on occasion and I never know what to post on profiles.
I write, I used to draw... I have vague musical talent buried somewhere under ages of not practicing. That's about all that you could possibly need to know about me. I'm also generally friendly, even if I seem kinda...taciturn on this profile.
I'm just babbling, filling up space.
I have a profile over on fanfiction.net which sees on and off activity now and again, much moreso than this place, so if anyone is interested please feel free to check it out. The URL is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1128732/. I will stop my shameless pandering now.
There is no Emotion ~ There is Peace.
There is no Ignorance ~ There is Knowledge.
There is no Passion ~ There is Serenity.
There is no Death ~ There is the Force.
`~`~AMA~`~`

I have no idea why I have this little fox dude here. I'm sure there was a reason once upon a time. There's not now.
I write, I used to draw... I have vague musical talent buried somewhere under ages of not practicing. That's about all that you could possibly need to know about me. I'm also generally friendly, even if I seem kinda...taciturn on this profile.
I'm just babbling, filling up space.
I have a profile over on fanfiction.net which sees on and off activity now and again, much moreso than this place, so if anyone is interested please feel free to check it out. The URL is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1128732/. I will stop my shameless pandering now.
There is no Emotion ~ There is Peace.
There is no Ignorance ~ There is Knowledge.
There is no Passion ~ There is Serenity.
There is no Death ~ There is the Force.
`~`~AMA~`~`

I have no idea why I have this little fox dude here. I'm sure there was a reason once upon a time. There's not now.
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Midnight_Chaos on March 3, 2007, 11:15:14 AM
Midnight_Chaos on March 3, 2007, 11:11:38 AM
xXHerMusicalAngelXx on March 2, 2007, 12:33:59 PM
Love the support, thank you very very much^^
neodusk on February 22, 2007, 11:25:15 AM
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neodusk on February 22, 2007, 11:00:06 AM
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neodusk on February 22, 2007, 10:55:45 AM
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#1
Vader: No...I am your father.
Luke; But i don't want a father! I want BUBBLE GUM! BAZOOKA-ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM!! BUBBLE GUM!! BAZOOKA-ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM! SOME GU--
Vader: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
#2
Vader: No...I am your father.
Luke: Got any proof?
Vader; Uh...yeah. There should be a picture of your mother here somewhere...ah! Here you go!
Luke: (...) Why are you handcuffed to this bed?
Vader: Whoops! (snatches photo0 uh...that was from my...er...personal collection. Uh...why don't we get a DNA urine test?
Luke:...you can get a DNA urine test?
Vader: IT'S THE FURURE DOOD!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
Luke: No it's not. It's a long time ago in a galaxy far, far awa--
Vader: SILENCE!! DO YOU WANNA BREAK THE FOURTH WALL IN A BLOCKBUSTER SCI-FI SAGA!?!
(later)
Doctor: Okay, Luke. I'll just need your sample tube. (takes sample) And Vader?
Vader: Uh...hold on a sec. (presses sequence of buttons on torso. Small container comes out of belt.) Here you go.
Doctor: (holds cannister in hand) ...how old is this container?
Vader: i dunno. A couple years?
Doctor: (drops cannister) EWWW!!!
neodusk on February 22, 2007, 10:45:06 AM
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neodusk on February 22, 2007, 10:37:34 AM
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Padme: Anakin...i'm pregnant.
Anakin: WTF?!? I THOUGHT...BUT...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?
Padme: Well, when two people...
Anakin: I know how it HAPPENED!! BUT...WE USED THE THING!!
Padme; Yeah, but it only works 98% of the time.
Anakin: WELL THEN THE BOX SHOULD SAY THAT!!
Padme: It DOES. You just never read ANYTHING. you always use your stupid "JEDI INSTINCTS" or some other crap! You probably could've used a tampon and not noticed!!
Anakin: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE REALIZING THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS!! IF WE HAVE A FAMILY, THEN I HAVE TO BE THE MAIN FINANCIAL SUPPORTER AND GET A JOB!!
Padme: I thought you were a Jedi.
Anakin: THAT DOESN'T PAY ANY MONEY!! THEY'RE ALWAYS SAYING "Do it for the will of the Force, Anakin." YEAH?? WELL THE WILL OF THE FRICKIN' FORCE DOESN'T GIVE DENTAL, OR CHYROPRACTIC!! And you know, i've had this kink in my neck since my fight with Dooku, and, oh yeah...MY ARM WAS CUT OFF!! You see these clothes?? All hand-me-downs from Obi-Wan! These boots? Obi-Wan's. This vest? Obi-Wan's. These Boxers? Obi-Wan's. And let me tell you, ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL! I make NO money from this living, okay?? Zero. Zilch. Sip. Nodda. Nothin'. Goose egg. No--
Padme: Alright, alright! I GET it. You have a big vocabulary. I just wish you could've used that vast vocabulary of yours to write a better wedding vow. If i didn't know any better, i'd think you came up with it on the spo--wait a minute...
Anakin: D-DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!