Salarjak

I decided to change my profile cause it sucked. I'm not so nerdy anymore, now Im a skaterdude/hippy/uberhippy/musicdude/guitarplayer(w00t sorta)/musiclover/tomboy/.... I could go on.
Now to get to the questions. How did you find me? Who sent you? What do you want from me? If it has to do with the woodchipper, the beaver, the platipus and the you know what, tell the beaver the platipus couldn't make it because he was too busy being smothered by BBQ sauce by someone. else. cough.
If it doesn't, forget everything and tell the mounties I'll be along in a moment to finish up with the llumberjack song and this time they can't stop singing even if they find the lyrics questionable. Dash that, they're probably gone byy now anywho.
Monty Python's Flying Circus rocks, music rocks, Family Guy rocks, no matter what they say. Rock rocks. Rocks rock. Douglas Adams rocks. All those people in hollywood who made the movie so dramatic should go and read the books for the first time.
I like trees and blackbirds. And griffins. Griffins are cooler than dragons I think and few things are cooler than dragons. I've even seen a griffin, I named him Frith and he visits me somtimes. He wouldn't mind that I'm typing this either.

Right now it's exactly 3:00 AM. I can't sleep but maybe the fact that I'm typing has something to do with it.
----Master B.
I'll know you actually read my profile if you ask me what B stands for it's quite interesting.