Ah ah ah!

Hahaha yay I updated my profile SO THERE!!! I'm busy enough updating my site every day!! Now I'm just going to run into that corner and cry.

By the way, guys, if ANYBODY wants a peeps page YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME ABOUT IT!!! Or else I'm not gonna make you one myself!

Visit my freewebs...
Flidby the Baggis Jones Enterprises
www.freewebs.com/flidbythebaggisjones

Lyman Daggett
www.freewebs.com/lymandaggett/railofwar.htm

(new) Green Dracula strange pervy mcmonster
www.freewebs.com/greendracula

It is a very intellectual place, my dear fishy friends.

"When's it gonna start?" I pleaded.
"Right nowwww!" replied Little Bill, spazzing and jumping out of a 7th-story window.
"You poor little flabster," I cried, flinging myself against a cement wall.
"Ahm not a flabster," croaked Willie the Groundskeeper, revving his tractor in my direction.
"Aww, krupples..." and so on and so fart...

Happy Yeaster. I'm tired.

Good evening. My name is spasticsurgeon2009.
You probably don't know me. Even if you think you know me, you probably don't know me. And if you know you know me, than I know you know me. But if you think you know you know me, you don't know you know me. Because the people who know they know me, don't even think they know they know me.
They just do, believe me.

Actually, a lot of people know me, but that's not the point.

Visit the official site of splastic!
http://www.FloydBoy.com
Yippee! Tell me anyone if you want a section on it. It's $959.99 each, or $0.00 if I know you.

OK, here's the deal. If I go too long with the SAME OLD paragraph on my profile, it's going to rot its way in there and be there FOREVER like a zombie or something. So I just got to talk about my friends, but differently. Here goes:
HEY HEY HEY OMG OMG OMG IT's the PEEPS!!! Here they comes onto the stage! First is RockLee9915--HAPPY B-DAY!!! Next, here is Irken_Akire!!! Whoopie, my webmail is like getting overloaded, cuz she adds something like EVERY frickin' day, and FAC's like "your friend gots a new piccy" and I'm like I KNOW, I'll frickin' check it myself! Okay, enough of that, here comes MeatWad567! Yay, meatwad! Go Utah! And lastly, my brandy-new friend B1X! Yay! How's about that gumbo? Still hasn't told me wat color it is, or how cuz B1X is just like "here u go" and I'm like WAT!?!? I ain't got it yet! I told you to write it on a Porsche, but you're just like "oh here you go" and no convertible or nuttin! Just a little--OK I'm tired, I'll stop now.

Requests anybody? I've only gotten two, and neither of them have ever made it online cuz I suck so bad at drawing requests. But I'll do it! He he he... *nervous laugh, sweating bullets*

RELATIVELY LEUQUARM! Eleven page story, "Real", blah blah, started it early last year and blah blah, read it now or die a slow, painful death, even more slow and painful than reading the story. http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-58201.html

The Spastic Surgeon is Pustulio! What could this mean for Spastic Surgeon? (DUN DUN DUUUN!)

Ya, I took the pickies down cuz (a) they were disturbing me and (b) RockLee9915 was getting absolutely FURIOUS!!! She threatened to AMPUTATE MY BODY!

Skulls crumble
Time warps
Babies fall into his arms from 37-story buldings...
Faces explode
when Burdett shuts down the system again...

(And now, for the graphic you've been waiting for...)

(spastic) SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
The picture you just saw is now almost ninety years old and is getting very very boring to look at. If you looked at it your eyeballs will fall out and turn beige in several minutes. Have a nice day!