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Username spasticsurgeon2009 Gender Male
Date Joined Location In my head (and yours if you're not careful...)
Last Updated Occupation Existence. It doesn't pay.
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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GASTIC BYPASS HAS MASSIVELY FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AM I TO DO BUT SIT HERE IN THE CORNER AND ROT TO DEATH1/1/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/

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HEY HEY HEY OMG OMG OMG IT's the PEEPS!!! Here they comes onto the stage! First is RockLee9915--HAPPY B-DAY!!! Next, here is Irken_Akire!!! Whoopie, my webmail is like getting overloaded, cuz she adds something like EVERY frickin' day, and FAC's like "your friend gots a new piccy" and I'm like I KNOW, I'll frickin' check it myself! Okay, enough of that, here comes MeatWad567! Yay, meatwad! Go Utah! And lastly, my brandy-new friend B1X! Yay! How's about that gumbo? Still hasn't told me wat color it is, or how cuz B1X is just like "here u go" and I'm like WAT!?!? I ain't got it yet! I told you to write it on a Porsche, but you're just like "oh here you go" and no convertible or nuttin! Just a little--OK I'm tired, I'll stop now.

Requests anybody? I've only gotten two, and neither of them have ever made it online cuz I suck so bad at drawing requests. But I'll do it! He he he... *nervous laugh, sweating bullets*

RELATIVELY LEUQUARM! Eleven page story, "Real", blah blah, started it early last year and blah blah, read it now or die a slow, painful death, even more slow and painful than reading the story. http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-58201.html



The Spastic Surgeon is Pustulio! What could this mean for Spastic Surgeon? (DUN DUN DUUUN!)


Ya, I took the pickies down cuz (a) they were disturbing me and (b) RockLee9915 was getting absolutely FURIOUS!!! She threatened to AMPUTATE MY BODY!


Skulls crumble
Time warps
Babies fall into his arms from 37-story buldings...
Faces explode
when Burdett shuts down the system again...


(And now, for the graphic you've been waiting for...)



(spastic) SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
The picture you just saw is now almost ninety years old and is getting very very boring to look at. If you looked at it your eyeballs will fall out and turn beige in several minutes. Have a nice day!
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RockLee9915 on July 29, 2007, 1:25:39 AM

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RockLee9915ha ha ha...YOU CANT SEE MY ICON YOU FOOLISH MUGGLE!

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 29, 2007, 11:48:36 PM

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spasticsurgeon2009you think i'm a muggle you bingus?? Avada Kedavra!

RockLee9915 on July 30, 2007, 5:51:13 AM

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RockLee9915*dementor appears and holds up badge*
hey you! *hand cuffs you* your coming with me!
you: neverrrr!!!!!
dementor: what ever you say... *kisses you*
you: arent you a guy?
dementor: your point? hey! look at harry and ron, their both guys! and have u seen them?

~dun dun dunnnn~

spasticsurgeon2009 on August 2, 2007, 11:47:43 PM

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spasticsurgeon2009man you have too much on ur mind

RockLee9915 on August 4, 2007, 12:03:16 AM

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RockLee9915yes i know.

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 28, 2007, 4:47:27 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009HI IM BENRY THE OCTLAPUSS$$F5 no peter, you BAD little chimp

RockLee9915 on July 27, 2007, 7:36:32 AM

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RockLee9915heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wazzup? yeah im board out o my stupid mind! i started karate last night... its kinda sad cuz i had to choose between dance 'n karate and i chose karate; 10 years of dancing... sometimes i cant believe it! im sure everybody who was in my dance class will come up to me at school "hey why werent you at dance?" *sigh* its wierd not dancing...

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 28, 2007, 4:45:36 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009hiiiiiiiiiyah! *karate chops a block of cheese*

RockLee9915 on July 24, 2007, 5:29:54 AM

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RockLee9915*whispering* im scared...
look at this site! AFTER YOU READ THIS!!! ok... oliver likes queen; queen is my fave band ever, the mummy returns is one of my fave movies; and is olivers, my fave hp book is the 4th and his is too, and lastly...as you know...i have 3 fave colors. black, green, and blue; AND HIS FAVE COLOR IS BLUE HENRY IM SCARED!!! *curls up on floor*
http://www.veritaserum.com/movies/actors/jamesandoliver.shtml

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 28, 2007, 4:44:34 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009Oh come on you silly person. BTW the 7th book is WAY better. You finished it yet?

RockLee9915 on July 29, 2007, 1:24:59 AM

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RockLee9915im on like, chapter 21

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 29, 2007, 11:49:32 PM

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spasticsurgeon2009OK; hermione's a dude, harry's gay for ron, and voldemort dies from getting his hand caught in a car door

RockLee9915 on July 30, 2007, 12:00:56 AM

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RockLee9915i knew it! harry has ALWAYS loved ron...
but yesterday i was watching some interview with jk rowling and my mom wasnt home, and there were a whole bunch of spoilers. my mom came home and a spoiler came on and shes like "HAVE OU BEEN WATCHNG THIS???"
and im all "yeah! but the only spoilers they said are what we already know!"
"like what?"
"like lupin and tonx die!"
"WE DIDNT KNOW THAT YET!"
"SEE?!?! I SUK AT READING!!"

RockLee9915 on July 24, 2007, 2:09:32 AM

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RockLee9915oh guess what? speaking of dreams... *looks down to other comment* i had 3 dreams about ged and they all ended in the same way yes!

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 24, 2007, 4:25:20 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009dear god

RockLee9915 on July 24, 2007, 5:09:04 AM

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RockLee9915ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! they always end with him asking me to go out with him... and im about to say something and; i wake up T_T

RockLee9915 on July 24, 2007, 2:05:48 AM

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RockLee9915*cough* youlikewhateveryherfirstnameisweasly*cough cough*imeanmollyyeahthatsit...*cough*
i had a dream about george and am writing a story based on it!

RockLee9915 on July 24, 2007, 2:06:47 AM

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RockLee9915*cough cough* realizingthatsheslikefiftyyearsolderthanus *cough hack die* ^_^
ill shut up now!

spasticsurgeon2009 on August 2, 2007, 11:48:50 PM

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spasticsurgeon2009you better

RockLee9915 on August 4, 2007, 9:32:56 AM

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RockLee9915lawl.
y arent my comments showing up???
I FINISHED HARRY POTTER 7 TODAYYY!!! *happy go lucky* AND I GOT NEW SHOES!!!
they're vans brand skate shoes with skulls and theyre black n white and one has black laces and the other has white but im gonna get criss angel shoelaces so thatll change.
yes. fear me, for i am the twilight princess! *random* thats the name of a zelda game! *hugs gamecube* i luvs it!

spasticsurgeon2009 on August 5, 2007, 12:18:56 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009what the hell how come i cant see my comments???

spasticsurgeon2009 on August 5, 2007, 12:18:29 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009;alkdjfakdsjf;aklsdjf;alskdf *bored*

Irken_Akire on July 23, 2007, 10:05:54 AM

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Irken_Akireheh, yeah Blue bori...>_> <_<
This is so lame...I'm gonna REDO that neopet shoot. >_<

RockLee9915 on July 22, 2007, 6:47:13 AM

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RockLee9915look at my profile! its fred and george!

RockLee9915 on July 14, 2007, 3:44:44 AM

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RockLee9915yay im going to cka tomorrow!!! im so excited!!! and omg im watching the funniest naruto parody ever! its made to look like the current opening, but so messed up! but omg HILARIOUS!!! go to newgrounds and, you can find it! ha haha! im to lazy!

spasticsurgeon2009 on July 11, 2007, 4:06:10 AM

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spasticsurgeon2009aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'm bored

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