CannibalCowboy1

I am partially crazy.

So bite me.

I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.
-Woody Allen, Annie Hall

Age: 19

Male.

Religion: Scientologist

Birthday: May 24.

Full Online Name: Gipdac Munro.

Sexual Preference: Bisexual (85 Percent women, 15 Percent men).

I live in Richardson, Texas.

I'm not exactly a normal guy...

Favorite movies: Alvin & The Chipmunks, Cloverfield, Sweeny Todd, Death Sentence, Incident At Loch Ness, Over the Hedge, American Gangster, No Country For Old Men, Wolf Creek, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Saw, It Came From Beneath The Sea, Wild Hogs, Dr. Giggles, Snuff, Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End, Saw 3, Dead Silence, House Of 1000 Corpses, Saw 2, Hostel, The Departed, Happy Feet, Unbreakable, Lady In The Water, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Annie Hall, Bobby, Borat, The Santa Claus movies, Puppet Master series, Blood Diamond, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of The Dead, Talladega Nights, The Pumpkinhead series, The Hills Have Eyes, Open Season, Little Man, Batman Returns, Dollman, The Gingerdead Man, Decline Of Western Civilization 1 & 2, The Sixth Sense, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hideous, Thriller, Meridian: Kiss Of The Beast, The Crow, Black Christmas, Batman & Robin, Batman, Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny, The Blues Brothers, The Faculty, The Reaping, Lucky Number Sleven & IdleWild(tied), Pink Floyd: The Wall, Disturbia, Perfect Stranger, Head Of The Family, Beyond The Sea, Children Of The Corn series, 13 Ghosts, Kangaroo Jack, Pirahna, Beyond The Sea, Premonition(with Sandra Bullock), The Hills Have Eyes 2, Ghost Ship, 101 Dalmatians(original), Doll Graveyard, Blues Brothers 2000, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, Rose Red, Balto 1 & 2, Edward Scissorhands, The Cave, Heavy: The Story Of Metal, 300, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Shaun Of The Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Gremlins 1 & 2, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Hideaway, Chinatown, All That Jazz, The Two Jakes, Cannibal Holocaust, Subspecies series, Hellraiser series, Night of The Living Dead series, Jackie Brown, Y Tu Mama Tambien, My Bloody Valentine, Zombie, Natural Born Killers, But I'm A Cheerleader, Movie Movie, Dark Water, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Ed Wood, Lilo & Stitch series, Brain Dead, Desperado, Mars Attacks, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, Bride Of The Monster, This Is Spinal Tap, World Trade Center, Oblivion 1 & 2, Halloween series, Blood Dolls, Event Horizon, Trick Or Treat, Cotton Comes To Harlem, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Beware! Children At Play, Mardi Gras Massacre, Dagon, Dolls, Office Space, '50s-60's Monster movies, Star Trek movies, Star Wars movies, Tremors movies, Godzilla movies(originals), Jurassic Park series, Psycho series, 'Alien' series, Predator 1 & 2, Alien Vs. Predator, Critters series, Ghoulies series, Die Hard series, Terminator series, Rambo series, Rocky series, Bad Taste, Braindead, Lion King,

Favorite Directors: Charles Band, Tim Burton, Ed Wood, Quentin Tarantino, Rob Zombie, Woody Allen, Stuart Gordon, Robert Rodriguez, John Waters, Stanley Kubrick, and Spike Lee.

Appearance: Blond hair almost down to shoulders, caucasian, blue eyes with glasses, already have a beard and mustache, semi-big nose, and semi-overweight.

In My Free Time: I study Cryptozoology, Film Directing, Writing, EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon), Member Of ASPCA, Paranormal Activity, Practice Speaking Vulcan (Star Trek), Practice Speaking Klingon (Star Trek), Marinebiology, and Bird Watching.

What I Want To Do: I want to be a huge B-Movie Director when I get older. I want to be like my idol, Charles Band (Puppet Master, Ghoulies) and join his company: Full Moon Entertainment. I also might want to write a couple of books.