Katana_Ploeg

Me: How ya doing Katana-chan?
Chester: Howdy.

Me: Y0zerz ^w^ I've been fantastic, thank yoooou <3
Karuri: You're just happy cuz you get to see Dan later, biotch.
Zhen: ooooooh.
Me: Shut up, he's like my big brother. Anyway, how're you two? -gives cookies her sister baked-

Me: *takes a cookie and takes a bite* I've been pretty good. And these cookies are preatty good.
Chester: *scarfs down all the cookies* I love cookies! I guess you could say I'm Coo coo for cookies.
Me: They're not cheetos but to be fair, nothing can compete with cheetos... except pure chocolate.
Chester: We better shut up.
Me: Why?
Chester: We're revealing our weaknesses.

Me: hehehhe....Anyway, i frackin hate cheetos. unless they;re, like, uber puffed,. then they're just fun.
Karuri: Oh Lord Kat, that's gonna blow a fuse...
Zhen: -wibble_ Why didn't I get any cookies?!?
Me: Cuz Miz baked them
Karuri: Fyi, Miz is Katana's older sister.
Zhen: -steals Chesters cookies- HAHA! MINE NOW!

Chester: My cookies!!!!!! *tackles Zhen*
Me: I forgot, which one is the girl? Zhen or Karuri?
Chester: *Pinned down by Zhen* Noooo! My cookies!!!!
Me: Chester, would you forget the cookies. I sure Katana could get some more from Miz.
Chester: *Zhen gets off Chester after eating all the cookies* My cookies. *falls to knees and starts crying*

Karuri: XDDD I'm the chick. Zhen's the dude, as chick-like as his name is.
Zhen: HEY!
Me: Oh lord....anyway, Miz doesn't like baking XDD she's just damn good at it.
Karuri and Zhen: -nod-
Me:Anyway, how's life goin?

Chester: Forward.
Me: *smacks Chester upside the head* Don't be a smartass. It's been going preaty good. How about you?
Chester: *Puts arms around Kururi and Katana* Well no matter how it's going, I can make it a lot better. *winks*
Me: Chester, why do you insist on being perverted?
Chester: Because being perverted is fun.

Me: -hits chester-
Karuri: -kisses Chesters cheek-
Me: Don't encourage him!
Anyway, Jesse, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT. I DEMAND YOU. i never post myt stuff here and i rarely check this site, so it would be easier to talk over dA, considering i check it at L;EAST 5 times a day.
Karuri: O____o Kat, you are crazy
Zhen: Oh, we already knew that.

Me: Ok, I'll make a DA account.
Chester: *kisses Karuri on cheek* I think we'll name our account jesseandchester.
Me: What's your account name on DA?

Twitchablewiz13. I stole it from someone XP
Karuri: That's 'cuz you're unoriginal, jackass.

been pretty good ^^
lol, so whats up?

Not too much ^w^ i've gotten pretty obsessed with Bands. Fall out boy, My Chemical Romance, the used, Taking Back sunday, AFI, y'know. lol. i'm so werid.
But anyway, i've been busy TT^TT school sucks. i have so much artwork i need to finish. and i don't post too much stuff here anymore. i'm usually on my dA account.
What's up with you?

hows it been friend
long time no.....speak??

Ohmylord...your icon is just hilarous XDDD YOU TELL 'EM, PETE!
Gahha. it's been great <3 you?

Me: Yo, what up homegirl? How's it going?
Chester: You've been behaving yourself?

Me: No. i Have not.
Zhen: She has a bad case of MCR >w<
Karuri: O___o wow that was lame.
Me: O___o kaaaay....anyway, it's been pretty good. But my sister gets to go to a MSI concert and i don'y >////<
Karuri: QUIT 'YER dogIN!
Me: Ahem. So, how's it going for you?

Me: I'm doing good.
Chester: Whats MCR?
Me: Beats me, but if you rearrange it RCM it stands for Really Cute Mercenary.
Chester:...
Me: What?
Chester: It should me RMC, Retarded Motherfracking country matters.
Me: *takes a pickaxe and hits him right in the crouch with it* Don't you be talking like that. You'll treat her like she treats us, with psychopathic respect, not damn dirty bastard.
Chester: Dude, I think you chopped my penis off.

Me:../..i hate you all
Karuri: Katana, not EVERYONE listens to My Chemical Romance. God
Zhen: XP it was funny though.
Me: SHUT UP,.
Zhen: O____O
Karuri: ANYWAY, it stands for My Chemical Romance. Kat's current obsession.
Me: GERARD IS SEXXXXXY.

Me: Now that you tell me it makes perfect sense.
Chester: Aren't they an Emo group?
Me: Beats me. But I like it better if you rearrange it to RCM. That way it is able to describe Katana. Really Cute Mercenary
Chester: What about Karuri and Zhen?
Me: What about them?

Me:.....
Karuri: Aw shoot. you did it now.
Zhen: She hates it when people call MCR emo.
Me:....KAZE KATANA! -attakcs Jesse and chester with many swords and kunais-
Karuri: Oh god.

*our bodie go poof and are replaced by logs*
Me: *up in a tree to your right* Hey, take it easy, it was Chester that called them emo not me.
Chester: *up in a tree to your left* You crazy dog, I'm gonna get you for that. *does some hand signs and a sword of fire appears* Fire style, flame sword jutsu. *he shoots out of the tree right at you*
You: KAZE KATANA *many blades hit him and his body disapears*
Me: He used a shadow clone?
*you hear a connection of blades from behind you and its Karuri blocking Chester's sword from hitting you*
Me: He's gone mad.

Me: Uuuugh. Kat-chan's too sick to fight...-curls up against Zhen-
Zelda: HEY!
karuri: O__o hi Zelda...? Where did you come from?
Me: Zelda is my sisters spirit, like Karuri and Zhen are mine.
Zelda: -disapears-
Zhen: O______________o

Me: O____o ...weird.
Chester: *jumps back* Ok, that was just too weird... I'm done. *walks off*
Me: He aint done. He's still gonna try and get ya.
Chester: Yes I am done.
Me: Well, my brother also has a second personality. It's a drunken lepricon whose named Pudge.
Pudge: Oy mate, jolly good day.
Chester: That's british talk ya moron, not Irish.
Me: Well excuse me for not being Mr. Perfect. Why don't you show us all you almighty smartness.
Chester: Dam it you know I hate it when you act sarcastic.
Me: Ohhh, I'm sorry, I'll try to cut down.
Chester: *Punches me and knocks me out of tree* I told you not to be a sarcastic smartass.

Me" O_______O oh my.
Karuri: Oh jesus christ. Men.
Zhen: XP this is funny.
Me: O__o ahem. -picks up Jesse bride style- 'ello, mate!
Karuri: Gahaahaha. you're weird.
Zhen: SO ARE YOU!
Karuri:....i was tlaking to Katana....-chews on chesters hat-

Chester: You know, my hat's made out of real licorish.
Me: What about men? He's the one that punched me.
Chester: Hey, cheer up. Have a beer and a bag of Cheetos.
Me: Thanks. *eats the Cheetos then shakes the beer* Let's make this a party. *opens it and it sprays all over Katana, Karuri, and Zhen*
Chester: I got a 24 pack. *takes a beer and opens it and starts to drink it*

Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! -kicks over cans of beer-
Karuri: LOL. IT'S RAININGF BEEEER, Y0.
Zhen: I'd drink it...but...ghosties can;t drink TT^TT
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW. BEERS AS BAD AS frackING CIGERETTES! -bats and raining beer-
Zhen: I see.
Karuri: Kat;'s weird. She hates all alchohal that isn;'t fruity drinks, guys who smoke aside from band guys,and guys who do drugs. but the last one makes sense.

Chester: Don't worry, I some fruity wine coolers too.
Me: What's wrong with beer? I mean I can get the drugs and smoking, but what's wrong with beer?
Chester: Beer is the cause for drunken, idiotic rednecks like you.
Me: Hey, I'm not drunk...yet. *downs a beer*
Chester: You just proved my point. *puts arm around Katana and squeezes her boob*

Me: OI! -hits chester over the head with fan- I'M ALL READY MAD, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Karuri: -sigh- Ahhh. she's just mad cuz she dyed her hair blonde and it looks bad.
Me: I didn't DYE it BLONDE, i got blonde HIGHLIGHTS.
Karuri: Whatever. And she doesn;'t like beer cuz her idol, Gerard Way, was an alchoholic for awhile.
Me: So i pretty much hate all liquor.
Zhen: Exept for Strawberry Daquerees and Pina Coladas.
Me: Yes.

Chester: Don't be mad. I got some Strawberry Daquerees in the coolor.
Me: I don't think the blonde highlights look bad. I think they compliment your face.
Chester: Kiss @$$.
Me: Well at least I'm not a grab @$$.
Chester: *pulls his hand away which was inches away from grabing you @$$*

Me: -sits in corner of woe- NO!
Karuri: O___o ok, now you're just being difficult.
Me: TT^TT
Zhen: Uuuh....

Me: I'm sorry. Don't be upset.
Chester: Ah, just leave her be. She's probably just on her period.
Me: Chester, we don't need your sexist statements right now.
Chester: That's why a women should never be President of the United States. They're to damn moody.
Me: Chester.
Chester: I mean once they start PMSing they'll just fire rockets for no reason what-so-ever.

Me:.....KAZE KATANA! -throws 50 swords at chester- YOU SHUT THE frack UP,YOU STUPID MALE! THE ONLY THING MEN EVER DO IS BRING COMMUNISM! THE ONLY THING THEY'RE GOOD FOR IS MAKING BABIES! SERIOUSLY! THINK ABOUT IT! THE COMMUNISTS ARE ALWAYS MEN, HITLER, THAT ONE GUY THE RUNS CUBA, MEN! YOU DON'T SEE HILARY CLINTON OR JANE GOODALL MARCHING AROUND KILLIN PEOPLE OFF!
Zhen: JESUS CHRIST!
Karuri: Oh lordy. you just said the worse possible thing to a feminest, you idiot.

Me: I'm not stupid. I'm not a communist. I'm good for something other than making babies.
Chester: *all chopped up* Pain...so much pain.
Me: Do you think that about me?

Me: No, sorry. i was in a really bad mood already. Cuz my dad was talking about how my mum was acting like a little women...IT'S A LONG STORY.
Karuri: you're so weird.
Me: Anyway, Jesse-chan,. do you have a deviantART account? Or AIM? or Yahoo! IM?
Zhen: Gahhaha., you join too many things.
Me: -prods at CHester- errr....are you ok?

Me: It's ok Katana-chan. *hugs*
Chester: I'll be ok... I think.
Me: No I don't have a devientART account but I could make one. I think I have a Yahoo IM. I do use windows live messenger. I'm not sure what the A in AIM means.
Chester: AIM stands for Assinine Idiotic Moron. *nods head towards you*
Me: *wraps a piano wire around his neck* What was that?
Chester: I-I ment to say Awesome Incredible Master.
Me: *removes piano wire*

HELLO MERITH

O_O
Who are you?

Hey there.
[=
 
How're you?

=] pretty good, you?

have you decided what you want as a request yet?

.....
 
I was supposed to request something?
 
xD
 
Well, no.
I'll have to start to think that through.
 
But I'm well. xD

Xd yeah, for the contest you won, silly!

Oh yeah. xD
 
I forgot about that.
 
Just goes to show you just how intelligent ilk is. xD

Xd
anyway, i drew you a thank you picture awhile ago for drawing me that picture of me and Zaku <333 so it should be up sooon <3 check for it
<333
~Zoe Emilia/Katana Ploeg~

Awww, thank you.<3
 
I'll look for it.
n.n

Me: kanichiwa Katana-chan, Zhen, Karuri.
Chester: How you doing?
Me: It's been a while, what's new?
Chester: *to himself* Hope you havent' come up with new ways to hurt me.
Me: I checked out your pics. They would be better if you had scanned them. But what can ya do right?
Chester: You're probaly wondering why He hasent' done any new pages to his comic.
Me: Long story short, haven't had the inspiration. But all that's gonna change cause I have downloaded the whole Chef Aid album. *hugs* Well, talk to ya later.
Chester: *trys to hugs but you bonk him on the head with the dull side of a katana*

Me: Ooph, sorry, i know. but i don't have a scanner and i haven't had the chance to give this pics to Dan so he could scan them.
Karuri: Plus, she sucks at using her digital camera Xd
Zhen: She's just as god made her!
Me: -___- I'm RIGHT here.
AHEM.
Anyway, toodlez <3

Me: Don't feel bad, I don't have a scanner either.
Chester: If he did he'd put up his favorite picture he's drawn.
Me: Yeah, it's a pic of Stan as a goth and the Goth kids with what I consider preaty good shading.
Chester: He worked on it during school time. Took him two weeks to finish it.
Me: I also would put up other pics I have.

Me: Well, yeah. We have a scanner, my dad just won't hook it up.
Karuri: So she makes frequent trips to Dan's house, cuz he'll scan the picture.
Zhen: yeah, Dan is Katana's older sister's ex-boyfriend, but they stayed v. good friend.
Me:...yeah....Anyway, i wanna seee! don't you have a camera you could use to take a snappie of it?

Me: Yeah, we do have a camera but there's just one problems... it's kinda embarrising.
Chester: He lost it. It's bulky and easily noticible and he lost it.
Me: Hey, it's not my fault, I just don't use it often.
Chester: It's probaly 8 inches long, 4 inches wide, and 4 inches tall, weighs about 1-3 pounds and he lost it.
Me: Don't make me call up Mr. Fist.

Me:LOL.
Karuri: 7___7 So what? you lose your camera all the time..?
Zhen: And your glasses, and your skinny jeans, and your leather jacket, and
Me:OK, WE GET IT.
Karuri: O____o

Yo! Haven't heard from you in a while, what's up? ^^

yeah, sorry, i've been pretty busy. Not much. how's it goin' for you?

hey Katana *hugs* wats up?

:D not much. Wuzzup with you?

Me: *gives ya a hug* I've got a question, why are you using japanese honorifics? Like calling me Jesse-chan? Oh, and chan is usaly used for girls. Are you realy that much of an anime freak?
Chester: Yeah, so I would call you Katana-chan. And him Jesse-san.
Me: Oh and I feel sorry for you to live in a miniture soda. XD
Chester: We live in Kansas. You know the place that's famous for have the first ever EF5 tornado.
Me: Oh and why does Karuri refer to you as Sama? Are you Karuri's master or something?

first; i'm not STUPID. i know Chan is for girls. but can also be used for kids, cute people, or when i'm to lazy to type san. second, like it said in the description for my Zhen and Karuri pictures; they're spirits. Mariah is my charecter, so basically, Karuri and Zhen belong to me a long with her. :) *hugs back*

Hey Katana!! ^^ wats up?

Me: *gives ya a big hug* How ya been lately?
Chester: Why'd you smack me with a fish?

:D Cuz Jesse-chan slapped you with a cat :D
Karuri: -___________-
ignore her. she's tired and it's too early for her to come up with a good comment. (We live in Minnesota, so here it's 8:00 AM)

Me: Howdy, how ya doing?
Chester: yeah, how ya doing?
Me: Chester, what have I said about coping what I say?
Chester: Sorry, I will stop coping what you say.
Me: Good, wait, you just did it again.
Chester: I did not just do it again.
Me: *smacks Chester with a cat* Now shut it.

Me: -smacks Chester with a fish- XDDDD
Karuri: -sigh- this is why Katana-sama should NEVER watch veggie tales. then she goes around...hitting people with fish. -huff-

Me: Man, he went far. I think thats a new record for ya.
*an applause comes out of nowhere*
Me: I think he went about 13 miles that time. Next time you should go for twenty.
Chester: *stumbles back* Do you have to do that every time?
Me: I think she does. Well, ttyl. *hugs*
Chester: *walks away* I need to get a girlfriend.

Hey, i'm draw you a pic, but i gotta know for it; Who's yer favorite SP girl?

Katana: *struts around proudly* well, watching 'Dirty Dancing' gives me love =]
Karuri: O_O and power, i take it.
Zhen: Oh my lord, what is UP with girls and Pattrick Swayze?!??! he's UGLY.
Karuri and Katana: .....
Katana: *turns back to you* Anyway, how's life?

HI *hugs* wassup Katana? ^^

=] not much. just watching clips of 'Dirty Dancing' cuz i now offically love Patrick Swayze =]

Me: I realy don't care for yoai but I don't let it bother me and I'll gladly draw it if I'm requested or if I get in one of those yoai moods.
Chester: Yeah, but I realy LOVE yuri. It's so good. *drools*
Me: Well, it's just that South Park dosen't have many girls so you don't have much choice but to draw yaoi or make up fan characters.
Chester: Yeah, and as the result, most of the female characters in his comic are fan chatacters.
Me: Well, ttyl. *hugs*
Chester: *hugs ya* *a picture falls out of his pocket*
You: *pick it up and look at it*
Chester: Uh oh.
You: You perverted basturd, you took a picture of me taking a shower. *you decide what you want to do to him*

Katana: *twitch....twitch twitch* KAZE KATANA!
*Chester is blown away while getting cut by swords
HENTAI!
Karuri: -sigh-, well, he's gone.
Zhen; XD

ooh, and
Wendy/Bebe
Bebe/Rebecca
Red/Lizzy

yay!. *hugs* ill add ya! *tips hat* u can call me Ammy, what shold i call u?

Just Katana. My Screen name is what my online name is =]

hi. Wassup? oh, you were in likestodraw's comic. *Shakes your hand* maybe we could be friends ^^

Sure! i love making new friends here. Everyone is so cool =]

Me: Oh and thanks for the comment on my pic.
Chester: Kenny and Butters? What would make you think those two would work together?
Me: What would make me think that Butters would go good with Cartman?
Chester: ...good point.

Devyn and Ichigopop (Which, as you can tell by 'The Unforgiven' and anyother pix i've posted with her poses, i really ideolize.) pretty muhc made me love it. I can't see anyone with Cartman aside from Wendy or Kyle.
-nod nod-
you're porbably one of the first guys i've met who likes yaoi. that's really cool, ya know? cuz i think i'm weird cuz i like yuri, and it's ghood to know that a guy likes something like yaoi when it just isn't really a guy thing, more of a fangirl thing (While yuri is a fanboy thing =] )
~Katana

Me: They is a T.V. show called Robin Hood and it's preaty good.
Chester: And to your question about the outsiders, we never even heard of it.

Me: You're welcome for the comments on your pics. Oh and just to tell ya, I do know what Baka and Hentai mean.
Chester: Yeah, he's a bit of an anime freak too.
Me: Yeah, my dad and brother both complain that I have "Way too much shoot recordering".
Chester: Most of it is anime, the stuff that isnt is comedy.
Me: Except for Robin Hood. I watch that every week. Do you?

Robin...hood?
*ish confused*
like, the movie, or what?
and you didn't answer me. have you read/ seen the outsiders?

Me: Thanks for the comments on my pics and comic pages. Oh and you will be making another apperence. You've already made one. Don't you remember? Look at the previous comic pages.
Chester: Oh and you must of missed the memo that he decided to make me human.
Me: Yeah, that way, I can't get sued by the Cheetos company. ^^
Chester: But we still love cheetos. *Opens a bag and starts to eat*
Me: Well, ttyl. *hugs*
Chester: *hugs ya* *grabs your butt*
Me: *punches Chester in face* Oh, and Chester has become a major pervert, if ya can't tell by the pic I made.

Me: *spasm*
Zhen: XDDDD
Karuri:...kay.
Me: *attacks Chester* HENTAI!
sounds of beating up can be heard.

Hi

Me: Thanks for the comments on my comment.
Chester: They were, um, inspiring.
Me: Uh tell me, what's a narciscist?
Chester: I don't know either.
Me: And don't worry, you'll be put back in the story and you'll end up being asked how Kyle was and you'll tell them you guys never did it before and that you guys were faking it the whole time just so you could get Kyle good in a later situation like now.
Chester: And there's no need to stab Emily.
Me: Well, that's about it *hugs ya* See ya

Katana: -sigh-. men.
Karuri: a narcicist is someone who is obsessed with themselves and constantly is saying they're hot.
Zhen: O_O you guys are sexist.
Katana: shush. i wanna watch my adorkable Chirstopher Titus again.
Zhen: O_O he's a comedian...he isn't yours...
Katana: that's right he's dav-
Karuri: let us not forget you're talking to a guy, and i'm doubting poor Jesse wants you to go on raving about Titus and Dave. too shounan-ai.
KatanL :( fine. anyway, have a nice day! *disapears*

Me: Ok, if that's what a narcicist is then that's not me.
Chester: That's me cause I'm hot.
Me: *smacks Chester* Dude, the girls pay you to leave them alone.
Chester: Well, that's just because I'm just so fine they can't reconize it.
Me: *smacks Chester again* Any way, I never say I'm hot cause I know I'm not. I say I'm ugly cause I know I am. So what about you, do you think you're preaty?
Chester: Hmmmmm?

Me: Hey, I got three more pages of my comic up.
Chester: Two of them contain Yaoi just in case you filter that out.

Me: *pops out of the ground right behind you and puts kuni to your throat* Lets battle.

Hi ! *random hi*

hi back! *random hi back*

Me: Hi Katana. I just dropped by to tell ya that page twelve of my comic is up.
Chester: Hope you enjoy it and not kill us for it.
Me: Shhhhhhh you're not supposed to say that. *you are glaring at us* Uhhhh, hehe. Bye.

sorry i took so long. my internet was down

Me: I know how that is.
Chester: Yep. but the reason our internet goes down is when we can't pay bill. We so poor we can't even afford to pay attention.
*Cricket chirping*
Me: *takes a deep breath* Anyway I'm glad you decided not to assassinate me in the middle of the night ninja style because of me making you sound like a slut in the comic although it turned out it was just a joke against the other people to make them think Kyle was getting laid.
Chester: Breath damn it breath.
Me: Oh and I'm just wondering, what does glomps mean?

YO.
 
 
:DDDDD
 
 
 
I'm struggling to think up what I want you to draw me.
x33333

*Me and Chester use a replacement jutsu, then all three of your feet are grabbed by hands coming from the ground*
*Two clones of me and me throw kuni at all three of you*
*You are hit in the left shoulder, Zhen is hit in the right forarm, and Karuri is hit in the left leg*
Me: huh, I guess I need to work on my aim.

Me: I am so hyper right now. Let us have a Ninja battle.
Chester: *pulls out kuni* I'm ready.

gladly. i'm bored stiff and Curly/Tim fanfics will only entertain me for so long (*loves the outsiders*)
ZHEN! KARURI!
*both jump down from cieling*
Me: *pulls out giant fan and swords* KAZE KATANA!
*swords go flying at you, stabbing you in the shoulder, chester in the arm, and you again in the other shoulder*

*Me and Chester use a replacement jutsu, then all three of your feet are grabbed by hands coming from the ground*
*Two clones of me and me throw kuni at all three of you*
*You are hit in the left shoulder, Zhen is hit in the right forarm, and Karuri is hit in the left leg*
Me: huh, I guess I need to work on my aim.

*Me and Chester use a replacement jutsu, then all three of your feet are grabbed by hands coming from the ground*
*Two clones of me and me throw kuni at all three of you*
*You are hit in the left shoulder, Zhen is hit in the right forarm, and Karuri is hit in the left leg*
Me: huh, I guess I need to work on my aim.

*Me and Chester disapear with a substitution jutsu*
Me and Chester: Shadow Clone Jutsu *two copies of me and Chester are made, one of each to fight Zhen and Karuri*
*Me and Chester get on either side of you* *I pull out a metal bat*
Chester: take this *throws a bomb at you and you jump and dodge it*
Me: Baseball jutsu, fireball homerun *hits bomb with bat and sends it flying at you and explodes on contact.* *you hit the ground and get up*

Me: Oh and thanks for the comment on Page 9.
Chester: ^-^

*Me and Chester use a replacement jutsu, then all three of your feet are grabbed by hands coming from the ground*
*Two clones of me and me throw kuni at all three of you*
*You are hit in the left shoulder, Zhen is hit in the right forarm, and Karuri is hit in the left leg*
Me: huh, I guess I need to work on my aim.

Me: First of all, thanks for the comment on my comic page. Second, Page nine is up, it just contains yaoi incase you have yaoi blocked. Third, Krystal is another one of my friends. And Forth, you may own you but the I own the South Park Charater that is supposed to be you because I created it.
Chester: He's got a point.
Me: Any way, hows it going?

Me: Uh hey, I got the 11th page of my comic up, the one with you in it.
Chester: Yeah, check it out once you get a chance.

Me: Thanks for the comment on the comic, oh and what do you mean by "page 9 died!"?
Chester: I would like to know too.

i mean you never posted page 9

Me: Hey Katana, have you seen my latest pages to my comic. I think you'll like the dare in one of the pages.
Chester: Oh and you know how you requested to be in the comic.
Me: Your first appearence will be in page 11.

Hello.

Me: Thanks for the comments. *hugs* They mean alot to me.
Chester: I'd like to add that in this comic they are in highschool.
Me: Oh yeah. Maybe I should add that in the description.
Chester: We're not sure when we'll have net at home again.
Me: *sniffs* Yeah. I sure do miss talking with ya.
Chester: Hey, if you have any ideas for a dare or a truth question, please tell us.
Me: yeah, I need the help.
Chester: *Mubbles* You need professional help.
Me: *hugs* *kisses cheek* see ya.

Me: Hey Katana. Sorry I haven't talked to ya in a while.
Chester: Yeah, the internet at our house is still down.
Me: I miss talking to ya.
Chester: So do I.
Me: Anyway, I was wondering if you have checked out my comic recently?
Chester: Yeah there's eight pages up.
Me: I figured out how to get you in the comic but that's on page 11.
Chester: We can't wait to talk with ya.
Me: *hugs* *kisses cheek* see ya.

Me: Oh, so that's how it is huh? You kiss his cheek but all I get is an air kiss.
Chester: XD maybe if you were nicer she would.

*kisses your nose*
yup.

Me: soooo, how ya doing?
Chester: besides being alive enough to talk to us.
Me: Chester, don't be so negitive.
Chester: wow, thats a big word for you.
Me: yeah, I know. Negitive.
Chester: I was talking about "don't"
Me: *kicks Chester in shins*

*kisses Chesters cheek* be nice!

Me: *air kiss hits my cheek* Sure, I know the Him symble.
Chester: The Heartagram right?
Me: *hugs* I'll probaly put you in the thrid page.

yups. and thats good ^___~

Me: I'll put you in the comic, you just got to describe what you want to look like. Or do you want me to use the pics of you in your gallery for refrence?

Me: sure you can be in the comic.
Chester: how would you like him to draw you?

i dun mind too much as long as my shirt has the sign of 'HIM' (the band) (you do know what that sign is, right?) and my hair is black. tis all! kisses! *blows air kisses*

Me: hey,I'm making a comic and the first page of it is up.
Chester: Heres the link.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-540809.html

Thanks for the comment on my pic. Glad ya liked it

Me: hello my friend how ya doing?
Chester: we thought we'd drop by and tell ya the we gots a new pic up.
Me: And we were wondering if you are interested in taking a look at it. If so heres the link
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-539357.html

thank ya for the comment on my story. I'm glad you like it.

Hey. Hows it going? I'd thought I'd drop by to tell ya I got a story up and I'd like to here what you think about it. heres the link.
http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-54854.html

Me: yo yo yo, whats happenin dog?
Chester: are you trying to be gangster again?
Me: aint tryin foo, I'm representin dog.
Chester: don't make me go all southerner on yall.
Me: is that a threat? *puts hand on gun*
Chester: well it aint me kissin my cousin. *cocks shotgun*
Me: *whistles loud* *eight more gangsters come in from the front and the back* gonna mess with me now foo?
Chester: *yells* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa *shoots shotgun through ceiling* *twenty rednecked hillbilly southerners walk in* I'm a gonna skin ya and put yall in my possem soup and there's nothing yall can do about it.
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no chester. How many times do I have to tell you it's "there aint nothing" not "there's nothing". *sigh* take five.
Me: oh hey. didn't see ya there. hows it going?

me:...?
Karuri: MY EYES! THEY BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Years Eve!!!

*glompage* hey! happy new years eve! im just sitting hear listening to the BEST P!nk song ecer! love ya! (in a friend way)

Me: hello. how you doing? me and chester thought we'd just drop by and say hi.
Chester: yeah. hello.
Me: Chester get that silly grin off your face.
Chester: why should I?
Me: *opens door and a big burly man with a whip in hand walks in*
Chester: *nervous smile* oh, th-thats why. *eye twitches* *slowly backs up to front door* *it opens and another burly guy walks in*
Me: well see ya later.

Random hello.^^

Hello my friend. I deeply appoligize for not being on for some time. It's been about five weeks since I got on and heres my story of why I have'nt been on.

Five weeks ago, during P.E., we were playing kickball and I was running to second base. The ball was thrown at me and I jumped to dodge the ball. The good news is I dodged the ball. The bad news is I had a freak accident and my left feamer shattered. I cried in agony as unimaginable pain swelled up in my leg. It was the first time I ever broke a bone. Soon I was surronded by teachers. I tried to get up but when I did most of my leg just stayed on the ground. The paramedics arrived shortly after and took me to the nearest hospital. About an hour later an Orthipedic specialist came in with my x-rays and told me I was going to have to have surgery. He told me I would be knocked out and they would perform a two hour surgery where they would put a steel rod in my leg were it would stay for the rest of my life. After the surgery I spent about a week in the hospital then came home. For about three weeks I needed to use a walker to get around. When I got home after the week in the hospital I discovered we needed to pay our internet bill. We did that in about a week just to discover we needed to pay our phone bill. We didn't do that until just recently. So this is my story of why I have'nt been on in a while.

Once again I appoligize for not being on.

P.S. Don't ask me to go near any strong magnets.^^

oooh, i'm so sorry! i was starting to thinkl you hated me TT__TT
are you gunna be ok?

abc

uhhhhhhhhhhh.....who is this?

wrdedef

Me: hey hey hey no need to get violent. it's only a pic which i'm greatful for the comment. after all it is southpark. anyway it dosent represent the way all girls act. just how those girls act. but thanks again for the comment.

Me: aloha my furry little friend. how are you doing during the fine day that you read this comment? if you're doing good I got some news for ya, if not I still got some news for ya. I gots me a new pic up. maybe you could check it out? if not kenny will show you his rath.
chester: *in hospital bed in a full body cast* trust me you don't want that to happen.
Me: well heres the link
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-516636.html

Me: HAHHAHHAHA! I DON'T HAVE TO! KARURI'S DEAD! HER AND ZHEN ARE MY SPIRITS FOR SHAMAN KING ROLE PLAYS!
Zhen: what? you Rp with me?!
Me: *dives at you and tackles you to the floor* HAHA! I GOT YOU NOW! *karuri's body fixes itself and her and zhen jump at chester and pin his down* HAHA!@

Me: I thought you might do something like this so I prepared. ready chester?
chester: ready.
Me and chester: in the heat of battle one must think qucik. fast enough to avoid the trick. it's time to get up and fight. thousand clones of shadows strike. *all of a sudden you, zhen, and karuri get attacked by hundreds of kuni that seem to come out of nowhere* *chester and I get up and get into our fighting stances* I know it takes more than that to take you out. it's your move.

Me: thanks for the comment on my pic. oh and just to tell you he acualy has a life size dummy that looks like sakura.^^
chester: how did you find out?
Me: hmm let me think. oh i know you left laying on your bed.
chester: dang it. I knew I forgot about something.
Me: well see ya later then.

Me: thanks for the comment on my pic. so tell me why exactaly do you have to take a class about religian?
chester: yo it's not nice to ask people about their religian.
Me: you've done it chester, so why should'nt I?
chester: *no response*

becasue i go to a catholic skool
and i don't mind, im not huge on religion. i wouldn't pay attention in class if the teacher wasn't so cute O_o

Me: Oh and I gots me a new pic up. why don't cha check it out.
chester: Warning: canada is present in the pic.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-511242.html

Me: your the second person I know that is catholic.
chester: that is a strange.
Me: but I don't care. I wouldn't care no matter what your religian is. I think as long as you believe in god and jesus you'll be just fine. sorry, I'm babaling on again.
chester: although you do got a point. even with all of his phyconess, there is that sensitive side.
Me: see ya around.

-_- babble a lot.

Me: yes I like to babble babble babble babble babble babble. what are you going to do about it?
chester: I'm getting out of here before things turn bloody.

I have another; but it doesn't seem to want to show.

Me: Hi *slaps you in face with catfish* bye

can we have more than one entry for the contest?

yeah, sure.

Hello my friend and Happy Halloween. I thought I'd drop by to give my holiday greetings and to say I gots me some new pics up.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-510054.html
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-510057.html

Me: *grabs head in pain* gah to many names. to much pressure. *falls on ground with foam comeing out of mouth*
chester: I know how to get him up. *grabs a bag of cheetos and waves a cheeto in front of my nose* *my nose starts to twitch and I start to float towards the aroma*
Me: mmmmmmm cheetos.
chester: I think his response means he'll just call you katana.

hey whats up? right now I have chester locked in the basement as punishment for almost reveiling my secret. *opens a bag of cheetos but accidentaly rips it completely apart and cheetos fly all over you* opps. sorry. anyway I dropped by to tell ya I gots me a new pic. heres the link.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-508473.html

Me: Hi there my phycopathic friend. *throws cheeto at your head*
chester: *comeing out from under car* Don't listen to him. you're not phycopathic, you're just hyper *pats you on the back forgetting he has oil on his hand* oops.
Me: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh your gonna get it now. *tries to hold in laughter*
chester: uh? uh? it was a honest mistake. *you glare at him and chills run down his spine* please don't hurt me.
Me: *whispers* this is gonna be good. *you grab the petrified cheeto bat and start beating me with it* hey. ouch. hey quit it. ouch. I didnt do anything to you.
chester: I guess technicaly it's your fault for creating me. *she turns to chester and breaks the bat over his head* *knocked out cold*
Me: *scared like a little girl about to be locked in a room for a week full of petifiles* h-h-heres f-fi-fifty dollars t-t-to buy y-y-you a n-new shi-shirt. *you take the money satisfied and leave* *faints*

Me: most guy's are asses cause most of us have a one track mind. Like take me for example. I'm always thinking about cheetos. that's why I have my alter ego so I can think about other stuff.
Chester: yeah so he can think about accualy getting an education.
Me: exactly. the only reason half the guys in my grade pass is because of special Ed. that shows how dumb we are.
Chester: *nods head in agreement*
Me: that's why I would like to live a week as a girl to see what it is like.*starts eating cheetos*

.....Hey! i have to go to a certain type of special ed >:(
i have a speech problem...i say r's as aw's...

Me: awealy.XD
chester: hey be nice. she's your friend
Me: I know. I'm just playin.
chester: you know one of these days that mouth of your is going to get ya hurt.
Me: aw she aint gonna huawt me aawe ya. XD *you grab a 2 by 4 and start beating me till i'm dead then my clone takes my place after buring me* ok so i was wrong.
chester: told ya.

*hit* i get enough of that from the guys at skool >:( *takes out giant japanese style fan* want me to tka e out my Katana's and blow them at you using this wind? i thought not.

Me: acualy I do.^^

ok, fine!
KAZE KATANA! *blows katana's ayt you, each hitting you in the stomach* HA!

Me: go ahead. *dies* *clone replaces* I got an endless *dies* *clone replaces* suply of clones that *dies* *clone replaces* can replace *dies* *clone replaces* me.
chester: that's what happens when an alien gets a cloning device for his fifth birthday.
Me: *laughs and dies over and over*
chester: *whispers to you* he dosen't have a cloning device. he just uses the replacement justso combined with the shadow clone justso.
the real Me: you werent supposed to tell her that... opps. I guess I shouldnt of given my position away, should I? *you nod your head no with an evil smile and does the Katana Kaze on me* *does hand signs* substitution justso. *Katanas hit a trashcan and I'm no where to be found.*
chester: *scared* uhh... bye. *runs away*

OK THAT'S IT!
KAGE KATANA!
*my three katana's fly up using the shadows and chase you around until they're right behind you*
KAZE KATANA!

Me: *while running does hand signs and then jumps and flips to turn around* *holds hand up to my mouth in a circle* tornado strike. *blows in hand and a strong wind blows katanas away* invisibility justso. *turns invisible and runs away*
chester: ...uhh what just happened?

uhhh...no clue O_O

Me: *still invisible* *smacks you in the head* heh heh heh.

*eye twitchs*
UCHIWA KAZE DAGEKI OF KATANA'S!
(Fan wind blow of swords)
*millions of sword pop of from the ground and start diving in every direction until one hit you and i see the blood* HA! THERE YOU ARE!
KATANA DANSU!
(Sword dance)
three sword suround you and start atacking you from eachn sude

Me: *after all of the swords attack me my body disappears and it was only a shadow clone*
chester: knowing him he's long gone.

haha SERVES YOU RIGHT!
*looks around for an hour* uhh, chester, where is he?

;_; my heart is broken. this guy i really like danced with me at the dance, and know he's saying he only did becasue he felt forry for me ;_;

chester: probaly half way to china by now
shadow clone of me: it's more like japan.
chester: that makes sense. he's always wanted to go to japan
shadow clone of me: and that makes me sad to about the guy dancing with you just because he felt sorry for you. but I got it worse. the girls won't even dance with me even if they feel sorry for me.
chester: It's because your a freaking phycopathic freak.
shadow clone of me: yeah. that's the reason. plus i'm unatractive. but hey. god made me the way I am so I'm happy just the way I am.
The real me: *music starts playing* *taps you on the sholder* shall we dance?

*blush* uhhh, surte...

Me: *takes your hand and starts to dance with you*
chester: now aint that cute. *one of my shadow clones bonds and gags chester so he don't ruin the moment*
Me: now aint this romantic. just you and me under the moonlight dancing.

*hits*
XD i just felt like doing that XD

Me: ouch. *smacks you upside the head*

*takes outm fan* hey, i know more japanese words. want me to try them out on you and this fan?! i thought not.

Me: acualy I do. ^^
chester: I'm gonna get out of here.

-_-
UCHIHA UZUMAKI HITOFUKI!!!
(Fan Spiral Gust)

Me: *waves a white flag*

wtf?

Me: I surrender to your will. *bows to you*
chester: *pops head out of sewer* is it over?
*all of a sudden you get grabbed from behind and get a kuni put to your throat*
Me: fooled ya.

Me: Ha. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on...
Zhen: ME! *runs up behind you and shoves you to the floor garbbing your arms and renching back so that if he pulls any further they'll break*
Me: haha. try to move and you'll get your arms broken ;) *leans over and kisses your nose* try and get outa this one sherlock. *wink*

*zhen gets hit by a powerful wind and flys off of me.*
Me: *jumps up* you must of forgoten the shadow clone that said I surrenderd*
chester: I'm outta here *goes back into sewer*
Me: clone you take care of zhen.
*I throw kuni at you then you jump to dodge and then in mid air I appear right behind you*
Me: *kisses cheek* try to get outa this one sherlock.

Ugh, copy cat. UZUMAKI HITOFUKI NO JUTSU! *Zhen annd katana both disapear and are replaces by spall black and green spirals as a huge gust of wind blow both ypu and your clone back*KARURI, NOW! *girl klad in all black jumps down form ceiling* YAMI'S HIKARI! (Dakrness's light) *darkness fills the room and a huge fire blasts up and hits you and your clone*

Me: *gets up* so you wanna play that way huh. *does hand signs* fangs and knives. *chester appears next to me in ninja outfit*
Me and chester: night stalker vanquish. *we disapear into the darkness and Karuri is being sliced by claws and kuni until she falls to ground motionless*
*room lights up*
Me: *talking aloud knowing you're near somewhere* don't worry about her. she's just unconcious. we're leaving now so you can tend to her wounds. it was a fun fight. we have to do it again sometime. *me and chester walk out door*

haha! karuri's already dead!*pounces on you and sends you to the floor* her and zhen are my shaman king OC spirits i RP with!!
Zhen:...you RP with me O_O *jumps Chester*
Me: NOW! *karuri's body returns tonormal and she jolts up*
Me: HAHA! KAZE KATANA! *hita you and chester with swords*

*the bodys you attacked disapear and then all three of you get pined down to the ground with shadow clones of chester*
Me: *sits on your back* *two clones of me sit on karuri's and zhen's back* nice trick you got there. but I got my own tricks. I figured you would retaliate so I prepared. *me and my clones stab all three of you in the head with a kuni*

*Zhen and Karuri easily stand up*
Karuri: Bastard.....
Zhen:oOoOoH, johnny's not gonna be pleased. *prods Katana with foot*
You: Johnny?
Zhen:uhhh, don't ask. just this guy.
Karuri: Who has a gun. and will most defiantly birng dally if we ask him to come here. and Dally can kick YOUR, @$$. he has a-
Zhen: haha! i cuyt you off! switchbalde! he borrowed it from two-bit, and two-bit got it from saod and steve, and-
Me: *gets up* Zhen, why are you talking about the greasers?
Zhen:*does finger thing* cuz i wanted the outsiders last night.....

Me: well at least you have a teacher to be considered hot. all the teachers the I know of are ugly. *eats some cheetos* If I was a girl then maybe there would be two or three I know of. *eats some cheetos* ok just out of the blue but have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the oppisite sex you are now? *eats a whole hand full of cheetos*
Chester the cheeta: OOOOOOOk *grabs bag of cheetos from my hand* thats enough cheetos for you today.
Me: Hey I'm not done with those.
Chester: when he comes to his senses we'll be back.

the cheetolicious alien dude
likestodraw
who BLAMES CANADA when something goes wrong
and Chester the cheeta
the cheetolicious cheeta
who suplies me with all of the cheetos I could ever want and more!!!!!!

oh and I also have a contest going on. maybe you could check it out.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-506964.html

unless you ment to say CRUSH.8'0 XD

I'm doing great. what does frush mean anyway?

well hi Katana. hows it going? I just dropped by to say hi and to say that I got a new pic up. why don't ya check it out.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-506410.html

glad you like it. :]

oh I got the perfect idea for you to draw.^^ you could draw some of the southpark characters dressed up like some of the charaters from naruto since your preaty good with paint.^^ just let me know if you'll do it bye.

Your pictures uppppp. :D

hey there Katana_Ploeg hows it going? good? good. well I just stopped by to say hi and stuff... welp see ya later then. this was a nice one sided conversation we had here.
bye.
*just smile and walk away*... you gone yet?... good your out of sight, time to bust out the cheetos.
*opens bag and you walk in*
oh crud, let me guess you want me to share right? fine but I get the first hand full.

the cheetolicious alien dude
likestodraw
who BLAMES CANADA when something goes wrong

I'm more or less done the pic; it might not be colored though. :|
 
I just need to scan it && upload it, kk?

yay I got a new friend.^^ *dances*
I'll be seeing you around then.

the cheetolicious alien dude
likestodraw
BLAME CANADA

hi there Katana_Ploeg i'm likestodraw. I realy like your work. your real good at useing paint. maby we could be friends. tell me if you do.

the cheetolicious alien dude
likestodraw
blame canada

I've had writer's block for like, ever.
 
I have a sketch/outline-y thingy, but that's about it. ><

Hewwo! I'm going to use your OC in my next Neji comic, and I was wondering what exactly she wears... And what her name is, because I just realized I need that information ^^()

can you plzz tell me the description of your character again...^^U

1st thing ok!^^ whats she look like and an art-trade is where one person draws someone something and the other person draws something back for them

i really don't know and i do take requests and art-trades
3 rules:

1.No sex or yaoi to an extent...-_- and no yuri
2.Anything you want me to draw as long as it obeys my rules!
3.No SasuOC or anything like that sasuke is mine! If you request any one with sasuke(not including siblings...sibling and family members are ok!^^P) I will not do it ok capicE! and ask away!

*le gasp* how acn you hate yuri?

lol, thanks for your comment ^^

oohhhh.yeah just one thing to say first is COOL piS!! love em soooo cutE! and snother HE|_|_ NO!!!!! Sakura MUST DIE SASUKE IS MINNEE!!! XO
KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa! KiLL SaKuRa! KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa!KiLL SaKuRa! SASUKE IS MINE! XO(still love da art cya! XD)

Not quite.
I've been in a bit of a slump lately.
I'll notify you when it's up. :]

if u could do it with my arms around them and they look freaked out

thanks! im posting the colored one today! ill email you again to tell you in case. hope you likey! bye. btw...like your Naruto fanart! cute.

xD thanks for the comment :P and the meatball x)

teehee-ness, :0 sorry about your eye being poked so much that your blind D: thats gotta suck x3

:P teehee

thanks for the comment, and about Knuckles not having ears, he doesnt really have any in Sonic X o_o...unless for some odd and unkown reason Im slightly blind -blames skool-

x3 none the less thanks, really

your right korn is awsome in fact its my fav band

*in reply to your comment on my picture*
Lol scary, i actually named my oc after myself. . . . lol and i'm not that stupid lol. and yes i like to say lol. . lol. ^.^

joor profile pic is cute!

XDDDD
His name ish Dosu. :D

Oh can we be friends?
Um and yes I will draw Benji, if you would like that, kinda like a request.^_^

DNAngel rocks, thanks for pointing that out for me about the song.^_^

I have a quick question;
Are you using my Sound Nin pic as your icon?
If you are...
Thanks! :D

You are welcome. :D
& thanks!

thanks soooooo much kyo-chan!

All righty then ! >D
Sounds good.
I'll have it for you as soon as I can!

HI KATANA~!!!!!!!!!! I ADDED ANOTHER SOUTH PARK PIC!!!..........u gotta make another South Park girlz soon, kk?

btw, I put links on my pics so if any idiot decides to steal it it'll have the link there HA

besides, dark blonde suits him better than brown :3

(reply to your comment on my Neko Kanky)
I don't watch the anime, only read the manga
in the manga Kankuro is NOT brunette, 'cuz brunettes in manga always have their hair in black, Kankuro doesn't, so I suppose his hair is dark blonde