Sailor_Saturn

Name:bernard

Location:Right Behind you

Hobbies:Limping, drawing(well duh), playin da oboe!(oboes rawk!), drinking Mountain Dew and or Non-Alcholic Beverages that turns out acctually have Alchol in them, chewing gum, and bein a nasty pervert.

Likes:Me Friends!, The word Glubarr, Nuclear Waste, calling people by a name that is not thier name, Reading(GASP!), spelling school skool, Final Fantasy VII(advent children!), me handcuff wristband, writing funny stories(check out my sisters! her username is buzzua!), Sonic the Hedgehog!

Hates:people who are full of themselves(I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL!), cabbage, chunky milk, people who tell me my pictures are something other than they acctually are, people who think what I draw is hentai or porno(it aint!), people who hate Final Fantasy VII, and overcooked pastries

Now, it is time for the RANT!

Hello ossifer, my name is Bob, Ive seemed to have lost my toenail, can you help me find it??? Its an important part of my life, and hes been gone for a few weeks now, please its very important.....did I check my room?? Of course not, you @$$, I cant go anywhere in there without ol' Larry snappin out at my somewhere. ol' Larrys been livin in the for a few years now, I gotta sleep in the trash can outside, its acctually quite comfortable......why dont I clean my room?? I think I just explained that, mr. ossifer, ya never know when ol' Larrys gonna snap.....sent my sister in there few months ago, havent seen he sense......am I worried bout her??? Hell no, she can look after herself, shes bout 7 years old now, Im sure she'll find her way out just fine. Man I was in the bathroom for like 3 hours this morning, it all came out ok, but then I couldnt get it to flush, I kept jigglin the handle, but nothin was happenin! i finally thought to put some alka-seltzer in there and it dissolved it just fine. Did you see that atom bomb this morning??? was a fine mornin too, then that damn atom bomb came and I had to go renew my atom bomb insurance I got offa some porn site. dats good stuff right there. can I have a donut??? you already fat enough, you aint need to more fried crap.......hey can I borrow your little stick thing you have???Theres someone who needs a good beatin......No?? how bout the gun??? WTF you mean no Ill bring it right back........

and it just goes on and on.......