SonicnTails

Hello little lady! It like....I have not talked to you in forever. Where is that new account you semi-quasi promised?! >;u HMM?! *raises spanking hand up*

Well, I finally decided to settle into FAC again, so I drew gift/apology art for being gone for so long. You JUST SO HAPPEN TO (IT IS NOT LIKE YOU WERE SPECIAL OR ANYTHING NUUUU *hyperbole*) be in the picture- symbolized as- well- guess.

http://www.fanart-central.net/pictures.php?pid=808567

^Do not read the description and just guess who you are in the picture. LOL, no, you are not the candy corn. P; Also, DRAW MORE PUNK! *threatening, no diplomacy*

Well I love you more than any other dirty whore could. <3

ohbby

-clings-
Woof <3

Ey you should upload som of the awsome pictures you´we made from that time you were firehead! :D

NO. I LOVE YOU
TOO.

lol wait whut?

*lotsa hugs* <3

*points at you* I am almost there. Around 1 1/2 more weeks! Do not cry by then! Go eat some...oatmeal while you wait or something. P; Aats give you lots of nutrition!

I LOEV YEW MOAR.

I married my Biomedical career friends(they had no choice in the matter of course, I'M THE BOSS). One of them was a guy, and when we were done with the picture and occasional sucking of our fake wedding rings(that tasted like delicious cherry), we had to sign our names under the Groom and Bride certificate. I signed my name under the groom, and my friend was like, "Where do I sign?" And I'm like, "You KNOW where to sign Brandon. >:)"

SO I AM ALWAYS THE ALPHA MALE

Yo nahh MATTER WHERE ah GO, ah INEVITABLY EXCRETE muh motha frackin TESTOSTERONE an' MANLY VIBES EVERYWHERE ah GO! and shoot.
(Excuse my Russian.)

You've only had one male friend? ....what does this say about you sexual-preference-wise? LOL JK. You know I like making stereotypical jokes. I am not eating rice right now. Anyways, this male friend of yours and you been having some fun? Down by the slide? With some vertigo and printing cartilages and scanning/copying/finger-painting?

Anyways, I digress purposely to make fun of your masculinity- enough of that before I make you cry-

I sent the rest of this message in a PM. P; Good luck reading it all! Rub your eyes and cause an astigmatism later from all that fruitful knowledge from Buu-vockio!

P; She said she did not like going in the cafeteria....but she was okay with marrying- which was in the cafeteria!

She apologized. It is alright, I already went through polygamy by marrying 3 other people. Um HUH!

She is probably just moody. Just be patient with her. Girls have too many mood-swings- hard to believe right? If I could pertain female's moodswings to natural disaster, it would accurately be a 12 point level Earthquake that can kill millions of lives and crack your china. It is terrible.

So the smart thing is to ignore the earthquake. LOL