Spugg

 BAH!

Oh, cool. I've seen Chocolate Factory twice. Corpse Bride better be good or else..dun dun DUN. Anywho, I must be off. Sleep time for me. Bye bye.

What movie are you going to? I'm going to see Corpse Bride tomorrow. yay for that.

Ah. Mum is cool. I like to call my mom "GoogleFlerm Chubberoo-wafflebum." That's how we do it here in the States of United.

yes, you are my entertainer. WHAT? That dance? I paid a whole penny for THAT? PFFFT. Man-o-man. your profile is too freaking long I try to comment and forget whether or not the 'add comment' thingy is at the top or the bottom so I have to scroll through all that crap! THANKS A LOT, DOUCHEY MCPOOPYPANTS!

I'm bored now. So entertain me, now.

thanks for the comment on my picture!
I worked a little while on it but i can see now it does need some work.
the arms also i noticed are WAY off. i need to fixa it soon but im WAY TO BUSY! -__-
thanks again and good bye!
(gives you cookie)

I am bored too. The Boredenator just came into my house and ate off my face. Lucky for me, I have the handy dandy spifforific Boredenator Remover 3000. Version 48, of course.

sounds pretty sucky. just get a vacuum and unsuck the suckiness. that's what I always do.

Don't worry if you faint and die or something, because at least you'd have passed while looking at the most marvelous thing known to man/alien/robot kind.

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

OMG. WTF. BBQ. Are you planning on selling my toes on the black market?

thanx for the comment spugg n' i JUST posted another pic..but it won't be on here till probably tomorrow lol ttyl XD

HEY! I was wondering why I was missing 3 of my toes. You invading toe-snatcher!

hey, i just thought that id say that i really like ur ursername, its cool :)

Hey Spugg! I haven't talked to you for a while. My internet's been down and I just noticed you've been commenting on my pics. :D *dances* I have a truckload of new ones that I'll get up soon and I think you'll like. Thank you for the comments again. *squee*

...*throws noodles*...*runs*

Well, good luck catching those cheese doodles. They can be pretty fast. Anywho, I must be off. There are several elbows buttered in chocolate spaghetti calling my name. Later

hmm...maybe you can find one off ebay. They have ovaries-suits and blanks-that-have-been-shot suits...so you'd think they would. But who knows. Probably Jimbob McCrappypants. He knows everything. Call him up. His number is 5.

That's a great idea. They would all be crazy jealous because they don't have sperm suited girls with them. Just make sure you put it on a leash and bake some cuppin cakes for it.

yeah...it was probably a stupid ball anyways. probably wasn't even very bouncy or anything. You could have done what I did and took a zip lock full of toe nail clippings on a date.

Hello Jackal. You have to make a new friend? Man that's hard to do. Those are very rare and can only be found in rainforests in planet Zonkol. Good Luck. May Bob be with you!

Sure. That's a great idea. I'll get Ludwig my 4 headed mongoose too. He eats fetuses for breakfast.

You get that Ollie! I'll work on freeing the lobsters from the grocery store.

WOAH! AGREED! Dots remind me of otters bathing in prune juice.

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11ONE/RANDOMSLASH

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11ONEONE//RANDOMSLASH

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11ONEONE//RANDOMSLASH

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11ONEONE//RANDOMSLASH

figgy pudding.

Marijuana is bad, mmkay. Don't get down though. There are plenty of good things out there...like murder and suicide and dead kittens.

No way! I thought that was illegal in most planets. Maybe I was wrong. THE SYSTEM IS WAK!

Pfft. I've known the secret code for years now. Heck darn dagnab far, I invented the secret code. I am also a pathological liar. I have connections you see. High Speed Dial Up connections.

Well, I am your peer now...whether you like it or not. and I don't hate you. So yay for that. Have fun "listening to music." Don't worry, I also know the secret code. When I'm "listening to music" I usually do something that involves 12 slices of swiss cheese, a badger, and a yard stick. Mmm...good times. I'll shut up now. No...NOW. Fin.

Yes...everyone hates me. They are all jealous because I know how to properly shave my walrus. Oh well. Geuss I'll go eat worms.

of course it's not..add u? to WAT?!? yea it's friggin 5:45 right now lmao ah well..petunia..that jes doesn't make ne sense..to me..i'm sure it does to ppl that call u that though...dumb asses

omg...i got msn, yahoo AND AIM goin and there is noooooobody ON!!!!! wat does everyone DO at 5:42 in the damn mornin!??!??

o lmao ..that's ok..ppl call ME a moose...not nething to do with dumb either >_> ...jes a bull moose lmao..somethin u probably don't wanna know the reason for -_-

wow...tis crazy lol i didn't even know..it's from zim though..i'm sure u know that

dumb like a moose spugg..dumb like a moose

that's ok..they shouldn't..or they're dumb...ppl r dumb..like sammiches..and mooses XD

u think it'd be funny if she jes cut a turd right there on accident huh? hahaha...nice.. *makin sammich*

when u ask her to fart...rn't u ever scared still jes pinch a loaf right there? then it's diaper duty for u ...ack

mwahahaha to ur dooooooom!!!!! where u will rot!!!! mwahahaha fart..on..cue....that certainly is unique..hmmmm i can eat spaghetti with .. MY FACE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'd be scared too o_O

scared of it poopin! i don't think babies should poop..it's bad and jes plain wrooooooooong

which reminds me:

plutonian1: there's a ghost up stairs! in the bathroom!
plutonian2: but ghosts don't USE the bathroom...
plutonian1: YES THEY DO! WHEN THEY ARE MAKING BROWNIES!!

llama song: good
mosquitos: ... not so good
babies: poopy
cake: not so good after baby brownies

i'm afraid i don't THINK i know wat the llama song is so i can't relate to that....but...hey the sun! mwahahaha

those fools! yea i know bout fac gettin salty lol not jes u XD .. but again..those fools! lol ah well..all my friends have been off for a while :(

arguments r aaaaaaaaaalways good XD

*shaves grog and introduces him to the civilized world*

hey! all that stuff was lined up
all good when i writ it! lmmfao
writ hahaha .. neway..it was!!!!

strawberries: goooooood
caaaaaaaaake: goooooood
spugg: gooooooooooooood
spuds: baaadaaaaaaawful
candy: whoooooooooooore
hogan: a damn fool lmao

i think the word should be allergetic instead of allergic..that would be kewler..unlike potatoes...eek

don't like her..nope..but she saved my life ... (idk how) ... but neways i thought it would be a nice gesture to get her some cake XD ... and even some strawberries, but only if she's allergic XD

w00t for blonde lady! ... where ever u found her.. jeez, jes gonna let me die..wat's her name i'm gonna take her out late XD

*still not breathin....losin consciousness*

*layin on floor...not breathin*

U put the tub in the hall!!! UUUUUUUUUUU did this to me!!!

*i'm jes bobbin like an apple lol*

*chokin on cake, gets up, listens to disturbed now, and says* nooooooooooo my computer!!! *runs after u n' falls in the tub..*for some odd reason it's in the hall...ah well* *drowning, but not quite dead*

*somehow manages to mumble 'i'm eatin it' with a mouth full of cake* *starts to say 'cake is goooooo.......* *gags* *dies*

u only have a stomach ache cuz u ate my damn burger! mmmmmmmmm buuuuuurger....but seeing how it's already makin it's way to ur large intestine..i think u should jes hang on to it for me

ow*

o i'm sry i didn't know :( ok..i'm not large..at all lol n' u can keep ur sheet...but i still want cake! mmmmmmmm caaaaaaaake oh a damn mosquito!!

ha ha ha..shifty eyes...i always wondered wat to call that..i was like *looks around like he don't know wat's goin on* or somethin like that, but i like shifty eyes better...gimme that sheet i'm naked! and fat :( ... better gimme two...AND SOME CAKE!!

w00t for chocolate cheese!!!

wow..jes right the hell off it huh? that's .... awesome... is there somethin other then water in that bottle? ...cheeeeeeese perhaps?

'SHOCK HORROR'? WAT ...THE HELL...HAPPENED?!?

*had enough pantera..switches again to billy idol...or mb pinkfloyd...can't decide 6.6* wat show r they on?

lmmfao that's funny as hell..damn teachers...they're EVERYwhere!!! *listens to pantera now, can't make up mind*

nice .. color color color!!! draw me!!! i'm fat..like a bastard in a speedo eatin chocolate!! mwahahaha and i sneak in bedroom windows without a sound and i can hide in even the tiniest of places...like the faucet! i'm sneaky XD CHOCOLATE!! *listens to nirvana*

i know that's wat u really mean..bout brooms n' dancin n' w/e...but knowing wat i do about the employee at a mcdonald's a few years ago who was standing on a chair and ....with a broom in the back room and some1 came in n' she fell and it got her good n' she died..that dumbass..

i know that's NOT wat u meant though..i jes thought i'd bring it up XD

that worx... do tell!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?

k then..idc wat it is lol if it's gross or weird or w/e..but i wanna ask soooo how do i go about doin that lol

lmao..do i dare ask wat it is?

rooooot msn..ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

damn u msn!!! damn u to hell!!! where u will rot for the crime of: not having ne contacts online. i hereby sentence u to 30 lifetimes of rotting..and no chocolate mwahahaha and if ur still alive....then damn u some more!!!

*has msn* mine worx XD .. u gimme burger and urs will too

i wish I had a burger :( .. *bites roll* mmmmmmm gooooooood *bleeds* wat is this?!? hmmm i don't think it's jelly...tis blood!!! but it tastes sooooooo good...how dare u taunt me!! .. *munch munch munch* i got a stomach ache

*says hi to dog and gives it chocolate* *spugg lauches off her stool and sprawls the dog*

spugg: give it here mutt!!
dog: nooooooo
dog: *thinks* y can i talk? musta been that cheeeeeeeese i ate earlier mwahahaha
spugg: my chocolate AAAAAND my cheese?!? ur gonna diiiiiie dooooog!!
fat english man in speedo (me): *backs away slowly*

wow..i don't THINK it's sposeta jes fall out when u sneeze..hence the string..hmmm *nods in agreement* difficut task indeed.. *attempts to draw spugg and says randomly* ask him how to show u how to use a tampon mb? mwahahaha it's not that difficult really, but some guys get embarrassed about em i guess..not me, i talk bout nething...i'm the fat bastard in the speedo! there isn't NEthing i haven't seen...except my penis..or my toes...or my knees....DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! *cries* CHOCOLATE!!!

ask him about periods or breast growth that might get him XD

drafty..yet comftable mwahahaha *continues to persue* *jumps in time distortion* here i come chocolate!!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHA *smells something* i HATE cabbage >_O

*chases u naked* mwahahaha...orange

yup..i'm not only fat..i'm fat BASTARD!! n' BHG DOES sing funny songs mwahahaha *hears snapping branches outside window* ... wait...jes the stalker tryin to get in..she's fine mwahahaha *holds up choooooooooooooooocolate XD* stalker: mwahahahaha i'm fat!
man in speedos that lurks in every dark cubby of ur house (me): yes u r.. *eats chocolate infront of her* now leave b4 i get naaaaaaaaughty ^______^ *takes off speedo* mwahahahaha

i'm so sry bout that..i'd give it back to u..but...it's digested and...it's cheese...may be a while >_>

dammit i couldn't help myself!!
well..i did help myself i guess..to ur cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese XD soooooooooo cheeeeeeeeeeesy :D

yea, i like rootbeer too XD water tastes like wax and crayons taste like purple.. and now the dog needs a beatin

NICE! w00t for holy arms n' dogs who wag their tails...but NOT for ppl who do THIS kinda junk!!

http://www.fanart-central.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=12949&st=0&

detention? detention SONG? ur ARM is bleeding? wow.. u seem like u mean well, but i fear that u may be clinically insane 6.6 .. ah well.. ur a good kid XD u def are a character mwahahaha noooooooooooooo neeeeeeeed chocolate!!! don't run out!!!! bwahahaha

chocolate goooooooood...but brianhjh is an asshole..here's the link to the stolen pic mwahahaha

http://www.fanart-central.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=13070&st=0&#entry476141

enlighten u huh? ummm well..i was gonna say somethin bout ur hands bein tied together and it being related to sex..but neway..i'm gonna send u a link in a minute..i believe i found an art thief..and it wasn't me! those assholes...neway i'll brb

1 more thing lmmfao..n' not to sound mean or nething..jes a joke...

ic u got a piece of nylon rope tied on ur wrist there pretty securely n' i hafta ask...but u know wat i'm gonna say ^_^ ... is that wat happened? mwahahaha

lmao..i should... ah well..nah i jes said that so i won't get requests while i practice my own inuyasha poses n' stuff XD i'm pretty clever..wait.. my bologna sandwich! get back here!! ... damn thing ran away..ttyl

u have the greeniest green eyes ever...umm right..a dyke huh? damn things jeez..who is it? i'm straight too..but i'm a guy lol

your username rocks!

hey, thanks for the comment. :-)

hey, thanks for commenting on my painting.

spugg, dude, u rock! i love ur user name... its awesome!

i dont want to scare u. (some people say i scare them) im just being friendly. :-)

lookie at my piccies!!!

I am just messaging people to ask if they would be willing to help raise awareness to the poverty in Africa and the G8 summit. I'd love it if you could help. If you wish to here is the info. Of course if you don't support the cause then you don't have to but it would be lovely if you could.
MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
Here is your chance to make a difference. What you do:
Draw your original character with your fav character or on their own, but draw them wearing the white bands for Make Poverty History on their wrists. In the space for the comments, put as many facts as you can about poverty.
This only takes about 30 mintues of your time to draw the picture. 5 minutes to upload it. By doing this, you are helping raise awareness and even save the lives of thousands of people. Think about it.
It only takes £1 to buy a band, and that pound will go so far and do so much.
Copy and paste this message onto as many people's profiles as you can.
Make a difference.
Thanx
xxx
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Wanna help?

Hey! i like ur profile pic, its cute.


i cant wait to see more art from u!
~the orange one~

hey hey. thank you for your comment. What with the smelly socks????? you lost me on that one -_-' well, cheerio ^_^

Well... Im from Auckland... uhhh, your welcome for all the comments *is overwhelmed by comments on profile* I'm going to upload more pictures...possibly a painting I did today, uh, yeah. Gemini, I can't wait for the other books and stuff!

I wanted to thank you for the comment you left on my picture. I'm glad you liked Double Take too. I'm still trying to write it. Lol. There's a lot more of the story to go. And it's gonna end up having two more books after it. Second Chance and Twice Removed. I hope to get them published.

hello there...again :) sorry to bother you, but i just found a comment that you left on one of my Lamborghini pictures. Im glad that you like them, they are very nice cars. I have recently uploaded a yellow Lamborghini if you are interested. I hope you likle it :) Well, take care.

A wagon full of pancakes.

you know it, go NZ, however down with studies:( shootty scholl keeping me here all night... any what part of New zealand you form?

i live just north of auckland. you?

Thanks for all of the awesome comments and such. I'm glad you find my insanity to be amusing, as most people on here hate me. So yay for you. Post more art, your picture is great.

yay for New Zealand!!!

Thankyou for the comments, I am very happy you liked my style...Wow! You live in New Zeland? Cool, I'm vissiting there in August....Maybe I'll see you around ^-^

Hello, I hear your a New Zealander. Well I'm one too, but I live in Australia. What Island are you on.

Lets be friends

Wow!I'm on your favourites!Thanks!

thx 4 commenting on my pic...

hey there. thank you for the lovely commnets :) you have nice day and we might tlak again :) take care now and stay out of trouble!

ur piccs looks pretty good but some of them are not so clear

thanx for adding me to ur favourite I'll draw more piccs

Hello! Thanks for commenting on one of my pictures! I like your pictures, too!

Well, goodbye!