invader-monkey

Latest funny conv. with step-dad-

trying to hammer a screw (i know retarded T_T not my idea)

Bob- Here hold the the screw has hammer

Miz: NO! hellz no!

Bob- goods that's what you tell a boy when he trys to stick it in you

Miz?...O_O WTF? JERK! hits him

Bob: hee hee

HEY PPL I MADE A NEW POLL ON QUIZILLA AND I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU TAKE IT AND RATE!

http://quizilla.com/users/TechnoDoofus/polls/3145862/The_Hottest_Anime_Guys_Piks/

If you guys take it i promise to write you a fic all you have to do is send me your ideas and it will be dedicated to you obviously! although timing won't be garanteed i'll try to write it ASAP! TY

GREAT EPISODE CLIPS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUTUBE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HO_9f5dvnxU( Steven Sagal- MadTV featuring dude who played Bill in Kill Bill)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EyDbK1PZFhg( Stuart- MadTV)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N3eyqcpnaw8( Kenny Rogers in Jackass- MadTV)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KJQ-buj-rPU( Kenny Rogers Reality Show- MadTV)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o7OmVuKjdzQ(Stuart and the Balloon Man- MadTV)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sZpGx8ffoEw(Punji the Hindu 7-11 shopkeeper- Carlos Mencia)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q-1aui-wluE( The Life and Death of a Pumpkin...very disturbing)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=14uzZZ2JuQw(America VS. The Middle East- Carlos Mencia)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Okzm8A5wR24(The Best of Stewie- Family Guy)

GREAT MUSIC VIDEOS AND AMVBROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUTUBE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rtacAUcaGiM( Kiss Me a ZADR- Invader Zim)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LxuY5W8bdz4(Roses are Red- Inuyasha)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXCISoHOZeg(My Heart Will go On- Anime Minor Yaoi video)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CWySE_hCdJ8(Mr. Wonderful Tallest Red- Invader Zim)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RUvuGzKg8-o(The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dGGqb8fFNDs(Wannabe HILARIOUS YU YU HAKUSHO MUSIC VIDEO)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1zorINJ4w(I'm to sexy for my shirt! Music Video dedicated to that sexy human KUWABARA- Yu Yu Hakusho)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cW8I8b2lWVM( you rappers think you're rich but you're really dirt poor- Carlos Mencia)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fwc5YSAc-7g(Not Ready to Make nice- Dixie chicks)

AND THIS IS WHY ZADR IS ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST LOGICAL PAIRINGS IN INVADER ZIM HISTORY:

http://thescarymonkeyshow.com/features/trans/mod.htm

and NO i'm not making fun of other pairings. if u like ZAGR or i dunno ZATR well then its up to u and i'm not going to impose my opinions on you i AM going to show you however,a little transcript from the cancelled episode "mopiness of doom" to give you the PROOF and logic to support ZADR. So once you've read this i expect all you close-minded ppl to STOP pestering us ZADR lovers and to KEEP UR COMMENTS TO URSELF! for those who live in america i know this is a country with freedom of speech but as the GREAT comedian carlos mencia says "some of you need to stop speaking your mind becuase you sound RETARDED!"

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URGENT NOTE- FOR ALL TALLEST RED FANS I FOUND A GREAT GREAT GREEEAT MUSIC VIDEO DEDICATED TO RED!-created by Invader Niz. unfortunatly it won't let me post the link but here is the website link and if u scroll donwn to the bottom u'll find it!-

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/ilovered/

Name- Miz

Age- 14

Gender- Female

B-day- June 26

Currently livin'- Florida ( U'LL NEVA FIND ME!)

WARNING- I’m extremely perverted and proud of it! I love yaoi (MxM) and SOMETIMES yuri (FxF)

Fave Quotes-

"Miz, you were born masturbating!"- Viki AKA Zag

"The doctor didn't spank me, i spanked the doctor"- Zag

"Don't get mad get LAID!"- ME!

"Perverts of a feather do naughty things together" -ME!

" I'm sweating like a whore in church!- Adrian (kid in my class he's HILARIOUS)

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."- Oscar Wilde

Kaiba: I have created the ultimate dueling device know to man!
Joey: Looks like a normal briefcase to me.
Kaiba: It's in the briefcase you moron!

"I write for the same reason I breath- because if I didn't, I would die."- Isaac Asimov

"If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were."-Kahlil Gibran

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into someone's eyes- ?

"Actually, I meant about Naruto being a pokemon. And trust me, deep down you are a pervert. We can always recognize our own kind..." Kakashi (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"You're lips say no, but your eyes say, 'Yes, spank me Naruto. I've been a very bad boy!'" Kakashi (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"... He's an honorable pervert." Sasuke (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"...Now be a good poke-sexual and come to bed." Naruto (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

Bite my shiny medal @$$ (bender)

“I have visions not fantasies” – Raven

“I brought you into this world and I can take you back out!” – Bill Cosby

“Don’t worry your smart you’ll get it…that was the lie” – Angelica Pickles

“I’d rather have the runny nose! Fine I may have some snot on my upper lip but at least I’m not seeing Elvis in my refrigerator-DAMMIT” – Foamy

“For all the dieting you do people do for all the makeovers and all that other crap you people do y to make yourself all attractive You’re all gonna get old, you’re all going to get wrinkles, and you will all eventually DIE” –Foamy

“You are the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion!” – Foamy

“Indian guy from Smells Tech Support- Hello how is your computer today?

Foamy- Broken jack @$$”

“Rebecca Donaldson- jess Elvis is an old dead guy

Jesse Cassopolis-That’s never been proven” (Full house)

“He who has Time to climb worlds largest mountain must be worlds largest virgin” – Chinese guy from Mind of Mencia

“Like I always say, ninja who doesn’t know place gets Sumo @$$ in face” – Carlos Mencia

My conversations-

Me- ever dream of having hot sex with an alien from another planet? Well I have and it feels sooooooo good! –Cackles insanely-

Step-dad- oh for sure your going to boarding school!

Me- heh try me I’ll give the nuns heart attacks!

Conversation with best friend during religion class-

Nina: -looking through my book bag and pulls something out- hey what’s this?

Me: -freaked out look- Nina put that down now!

Nina- why?

Me- let’s just say it’s been places.

Nina: -realizes what I mean and looks sick- um…Ms. Zurini can I go to the bathroom?

Me: That’s what you get for looking through my stuff!

Another conversation with step-dad-

Me: Last time I went to confession the priest was so shocked he started throwing holy water at me, and let me tell you it burned

Step-dad: why am I not surprised in the least.

Interests- Reading, Writing, Drawing, Swimming, Listening to music (everything except jazz) acting, poetry, very odd pairings of slash that no one has ever done, like red and dib romance.

Fave shows- INVADER ZIM! Mind of mencia (that guy is hilarious! XD) south park, family guy, American dad, robot chicken, that’s so raven, catscratch, Mad TV, strong medicine, Simpson’s, degrassi, the nanny, drawn together, fresh prince.( i love comedys)

Fave movies- Scary Movie 3, The day after tomorrow, the cat in the hat, shenghia knights, I, Robot, starsky and hutch, 50 first dates, my baby’s daddy, Dickie Roberts: former child star actor, shark tale, hitch, cat women, sky high, Selena, Harold and kumar go to white castle! (i'm watching it right now! its frikin hilarious!)

Fave books series- harry pothead-oops I mean potter (he he XD), fear street, Goosebumps, princess diaries, royal diaries, among the hidden, Charlie bone.

Fave authors- R.L Stine, Margaret Peterson haddix, Lois Lowry, Christopher pike, Steven king) ,J.K Rowling( I’m starting to hate harry potter she’s killing everyone!)

Fave Anime-Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Cyborg 009(it sucks that it was cancelled), dragonball Z,

Fave rapper- EMINEM!

Fave rock bands- Hawthorne Hieghts, My Chemical Romance, P.O.D, Puddle of Mudd, 10 Years, linkin park, AFI, Three Days Grace, 30 Seconds to Mars, Underoath, The used, REd Hot Chilli Peppers...and so much more

Fave girl band- Tatu, The pussycat dolls

(The ones in bold are my top favorite...or most hated)

Fave slash pairings-

Yu Yu Hakusho- Kurama/Kuwabara, Hiei/Kuwabara, Kurama/Yusuke, Hiei/Yusuke

Invader zim- Zim/Dib, Red/Purple,Zim/Tallest, and my new most favorite pairing RED/DIB

Inuyasha- Sesshomaru/Inuyasha, Sesshomaru/Miroku

Harry Potter- Ron/Lucius, Ron/Draco,Salazar/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Krum/Harry, Twins/Harry, Voldemort/Harry, Lucius/Harry, Severus/Harry, Neville/Blaise

Pairings that i hate with every fiber of my being-

Yu Yu Hakusho- Kurama/Hiei, Boton/Hiei, Boton/Kurama, Kieko/Yusuke, Kieko/Hiei, Kieko/Kurama

Invader Zim- Zim/Gaz, Zim/Tak

Inuyasha- Kagome/Inuyasha, Sesshomaru/Kagome, To make things easier i hate any pairing that has Kagome in it.

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, again anything with Ginny in it makes me sick. Hermione/Draco,Hermione/Snape

Favorite Non-Slash Pairings-

Yu Yu Hakusho- Kieko/Kuwabara, Yusuke's Mom/Koenma, Shizuru/Ani Toguru

Invader Zim- blinks pfft yeah right. The only pairing i can put up with is Tak/Dib but it's not my fave.

Inuyasha- Rin/Shippo

Harry Potter- All the females in Harry Potter suck that's why all the hott dudez must shag each other.

Fave characters of all time-

Hiei- YYH

Kuwabara- YYH

Kurama-YYH

Yusuke- YYH

Almighty Tallest!- Invader Zim

Gir- Invader Zim

Zim- Invader Zim

Sesshomaru- Inuyasha

Miroku- Inuyasha

Naraku- Inuyasha

Rin- Inuyasha

Jaken- Inuyasha

Kagura- Inuyasha

Kanna- Inuyasha

bakotsu( dunno if i spelled it right)- Inuyasha

Shippo- Inuyasha

Voldemort- H.P

Lucius- H.P

Snape- H.P

Draco- H.P

Harry- H.P

Fave colors- PURPLE! Ok basically everything except brown, white, and yellow!

Current crush(es)- Joey, Andy, Kyle

Current fics out that are incomplete-

I've been abducted by aliens- (Invader Zim)

Current Fave Songs-

The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars

Miss Murder- AFI

Roses Are Red- Aqua

The Devil Went Down To Georgia- Charlie Daniels Band

American Baby- Dave Matthews Band

Mr. Wonderful-DDR

Not Ready To Make Nice- Dixie Chicks

The Best of You- Foo Fighters

Safety Dance- Men Without Hats

Just Dance- Jamiroquai

Come-Inuyasha

24-7- Klub Kulture

(so far will update later)

Links to Cool sights-(some Zim related and some not)

http://www.sheezyart.com/full/447895/- This is funny (Zim, speakers needed)

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html- ROTFl (not Zim, speakers needed)

http://spstudio.elena.hosting-friends.de/spstudio.html- itz fun even if you don't like South Park - (not Zim)

http://niko.spectrumvoid.net/fan/index.html- u've probably read all of these since they're on fanfiction -( Zim)

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php- sadly NOT invader zim but funny as hell, its fast though so u gotta keep up - (not Zim, speakers needed)

http://holylemon.com/stupidmoron2.html- for those, like me, who have a rather cruel sense of humer, if u don't like blood don't click on the link- (not Zim, speakers needed)

I’m perverted and always making jokes and my zodiac sign is cancer so I’m gonna put my result of June which explains EVERYTHING about me! its freaky I was jumping up and down when I found it! and then i fell ( O_o lol) the muffins in my head say I’m crazy! mwuahahahahahaha! I know...I know. (wicked smile)here it is:Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Tempermental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

Well TTFN( like tiger says) TA TA FOR NOW!

Sad Sad Poem!

Abortion!

6 weeks old today mummy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
thru one day I will see.
Where are we going mummy
with the rain splashing down
when it hits the sidewalk
it makes a funny sound.
Bang thru the big white doors
people dressed in green
if they hurt u mummy
just run away and scream.
Help me mummy their tearing me apart
there goes my big blue eyes
there goes my little heart.
I love u mummy believe me i do
but the worst thing is I thought u loved me too.