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creature:I WILL KILL YOUUUU RRYYYAAAHHAHAHAHAHA(slashes meerkat's neck)DIIIEEEE(about to kill meerkaT)
ultee:NO!!!!(cuts off the creature's head)

meerkat;(holding hand on throat to breathe)thank you

ultee:...your welcome...ohh....better bandage that(bandages meerkat's throat)there...

meerkat:Thanks(smiles)

irkeb:hey baby(grabs meerkat)....oh look....the monster was sooo scared of me..it killed itself....HHAAHAHAHAHAAA....

meerkat:no the gentelmen killed it*kicks irkeb off*keeps your hands off me

irkeb:dont be like that baby)grabs meerkat)
ultee:she said "KEEP OFF"(points sword at irkeb)
irkeb:.....very well...(lets go)(to meerkat)you know u want me....you come back to me....you will(leaves)
ultee:....oookay......

meerkat;What a jerk

ultee:...yeah......so...who are you(thoughts)she cute

meerkat:Im fine thanks to you

ultee:good........whats your name?

meerkat:meerkat

ultee:..im ultee...

meerkat:nice to meet you

ultee:...nice to meet u too..(smiling)(thoughts)i think i might have just found my mate

meerkat:...............

ultee:...is something wrong?

meerkat;no

ultee:good(smiling)

meerkat:(Smiles too)

zim:YOU!!(to ultee)who are you(pointing a lazer gun at him)

meerkat:daddy stop it(knocks the gun away)

zim:.....who is he?......

meerkat:this is ultee dad

zim:ultee?......

prophecier:....strange....(looks at ultee's life)
ultee:.....i beat darkone.......now what...

meerkat:..................bored now

ultee:...(sighs)...too bad i cant find a mate....that might make me happy....(sighs again)
bir:cheer up mastah

mastah!LOL!

me:see nothin better to do

prophecier:....no...i wont change it back.....if i do...darkone lives again...besides...the counsel made the decision...not me....

me:then may all be miserable for the rest of there lives(throws confetti)

prophecier:....thats the way it must be......
in ultee's universe
ultee:.......oooooh......H*** TO THE IRKEN LAW!!! IM FINDING MYSELF A MATE...

me:YAY FOR BEING MISERABLE!

in ultee's universe
ultee:....cant find a mate here.........maybe another universe(builds a portal machine)...ahhh....(goes in)
antoher irken...and a creature after that...follows him in)

me:hmmm?

ultee:....(looking around)....(sees meerkat through a window...form the outisde of it))....hmmmm(smiling)

meerkat:hey mom wheres dad?
ziM;Right here
me:Hey prophecier look its ultee

prophecier:WHAT!!!....strange...time isnt shifting....as if this was meant to be....
ultee:.....hmmmmm(creeps toward house)
irken:(knocks on door)
ultee:GURK!(hides)

zera:*opens door*

irken:hello....

zera:hi why are you here(whos the irken?)

(a new irken)
irken:my name is irkeb....i could help but notice your daughter's beauty.....
ultee:sh**

zera:........................
meerkat:*playing with Poptart*

irkeb:(to meerkat)hello there...

meerkat:hi

irkeb:your very beautiful...ya know

meerkat:uhhhhhh thanks

ultee:....rrrmmmm.....
irkeb:(kisses meerkaT)

meerkat:*pushes him away*What the H*** are you doing?!

irkeb:showing my affection ofcourse
creature:RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
irkeb:AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH(backs far away)

meerkat:well keep it to yourself

creature:(grabs meerkat)RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...RRRRIIII...RRRWWWEEEELL.....KKKKKEEEELL....YOOOOOOO!!!!!!...RYAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

meerkat:*escapes*SHUT UP!

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hello?

story?

me:....

olt:(to ultee)YOUR FrICKEN BEST FRIIENDS!!!!......AND YOUR MARRIED

me:Olt your a retard do we have to get dalmation?

olt:....no.........dalmation is never going to have any kids....WHICH IS GOOD FOR ME!!!....CUS IM GONNA OUTLIVE HIM!!!! WHOOOO(runs

dalmstion:(bites his arm*actually i live as long as irkens

olt:AAAUUUUGGGH LIES!!!!!!.....what is it like.....to be the last of your family.....

Dalmation:Im not
Buch of super dogs surround olt

olt:........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH(runs away)
ultee:......ooookay.....

super dogs:(bark happily at ultee*

prophecier:....um...ultee....i have some bad news....very bad......

me:(falls over)deidara why do the people here always get bad news?

prophecier:.....i have decided to change the timeline.....so you never come here....at all....im soory...its for the best...

me:......................
meerkat:(passes out)

ultee:...NO!!.....you WONT!!!...
prophecier:..I WILL!!!!...yOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!....

me:o.o

prophecier:....its...for the best.....(changes time)

me:im unchanged
deidara:yep

prophecier:ofcourse you are......you i didnt need to change.....now ultee has never met meerkat......and meerkat is...doing whatever she should have...

me:She had nothing she was supposed to do

prophecier:.....she doing...whatever she would have done if she origannaly had never met ultee........(looks through a portal and sees what meerkat is doing)
ps:..u decide what she's doing....duh

(shes not doing anything at all shes just with her parents)

prophecier:....she still lives with her parents?.....

Me:yeah
♂

(how did you do that?)
prophecier:....hmmm...i wonder if she has any powers...

(hold alt and press 1 on the mini number board twice)
me:yeah

prophecier:....hmmm.....i wonder if she even is aware of her powers.....

me:no

(computer problems)
propjecier:hmmmmm

(yep)
Me:she doesnt know anything mch

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hiii....i think

its the offline curse

yep.....AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

lucky catch im on

i cant tell of you are or arent.....all i can do is hope

i am most of the time

meeeee too

yep

yeppity

YEP!♥oh no♥ the heart ha♥.........................RETUR♥♥!

NOOOOO♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(drowns in ♥s)

Me:(gets stabbed by ♥'s)

mE:NOOOOOOOO(being drowned by ♥s)

me:(being stabbed by there [=50] ☺friemds)

nOOOOOOOOOOOO☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○

byyyeeee

....sooooo now what...

i am on...yet i am not on...how is this possible
(this is a riddle question)

your on the site but the red dot says you are off because they are doing matenince on the site duhhhhhhhhhh

telll me when u get off....cause i cant tell

yeah......
story?

i cant im not supposed to be on i already used my hour

ooookkkkkayyyyy!!!

its the offline curse!

waiting

waiting

wait..ing

wait....in

i will wait...