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Hi my name is Victoria and nice to meet you

Heh, who in their right, or left, mind would consider broken bones a sickness? Lol I know I wouldn't. Anyways, I hope you get better soon from all that swine flu/H1N1 goodness. ^.^

Heh, I bet the flu is a b*tch. I can honestly say that I do not remember the last time I got sick from anything. Maybe... 6th grade? lol beats me.

Unless you count broken bones as a sickness lol.

Ello!

Eh random kinds. Most of the stuff I find though seems to have romantic situations between two of the boys from South Park. Way to many freaking fan girls write this stuff.
But there is this one fan fic that is a KylexKenny one that is still being written and updated that is real good. Even if there are a few smex scenes of those two. And I do manage to find others that are straight. Although I refuse to read any CartmanxWendy stuff. That pairing is just completely illogical. So Wendy and Eric experienced sexual tension while working together during the debate of changing the South Park flag.
And, from what I can tell, the majority of fan fics have to do with romance. Ok, now I'm just ranting on at this point. Better stop before I end up writing an essay here Heh heh.

Oh, I forgot to ask, hows the flu treating ya?

Eh not much. Schools a drag, I always got work to do. heh I don't even know why I signed up for 4 college classes this semester. I'm probably gonna fail college English. Oh well. ^.^

And lately I've become addicted to reading Fan Fiction XD mainly South Park ones.

oo, that can't be fun. I never worry about getting sick myself, cause I never get sick. ^.^ Hope you get better. Eat plenty of chicken noodle soup and drink plenty sprite ^.^

Hello, how are you?

hiya Happy Early Halloween^^

So how have you been?

*outside of story*
Um, I really don't know how to continue from here. Maybe you can come up with something.

Me: *gets up* *stumbles a bit* whoa *puts arm around you* Do you mind? You know, to help me keep balance? We don't know what kind of residual effects I'll have because of that mind control device.

Me: Oh well, let's get out of here, maybe a little rest will do me good. And I think Chester has been tied up for long enough.

Me: *wakes up* Huh? Wha? Did I faint again? What's wrong with me?

Me: *starts walking* I-I feel light-headed. *faints again*

Me: Ok, I guess we should head back now... Sure wish I knew exactly everything I was mumbling though.

Me: Well, I'm glad all that is over with... So, E.A., why didn't Chester come along to help? Is he tied up at the moment or something?

Me: What was it?

Me: Jason, what was the password?

Me: W-was I saying something while I was unconscious?

Me: Oh, y-yeah. I remember that. I suspected I might come under control.

Me: *wakes up* Huh? W-what happened?

Me: *still unconscious* ...Ammy... I... You...

Computerized voice: 3... 2... 1... *tunnel explodes*

Me: *mumbling* ...Ammy... I... you...

Computerized voice: Power source is shut down. Self destruct sequence initiated. 10! 9! 8!

Me: *on ground unconscious*

Anny: *gasping* *pulls out a syringe and injects herself in the neck* *neck heals up* Well, looks like it's one victory for the each of us. Next time we meet will be our last *giggles* *throws a smoke bomb and disappears*

Computerized voice: Password accepted. Power disabled.

Anny: *giggles* *feels the withdraw of power* No... *jumps back and front of throat is slashed*

Me: *drops sledgehammer* uhg. *faints*

Me: *picks up sledge hammer leaning behind door* Time to die. *swings sledge hammer at Jason*

Anny: Enough talk, time for you to die. *lunges at lightning speed*

Me: Oh, I think I do. Doing so it will please Mistress Anny. And she will reward me. *pulls trigger* *click* Huh? *click click* Dang it, out of ammo.

Anny: *giggles* Oh right about now Jesse should be killing your little friend Jason, then he will come out here and assist his mistress.

Computerized voice: Warning! Warning! You are about to disable the main power source! Please say the password to confirm action!

Me: *walks in* *points gun at Jason* I don't think you wanna try and figure out the password.

*back outside*
Anny: *giggles* You all look so beat up, why don't you just give up peacefully?

Me: A-Anny, no I w-won't be her puppet... *grabs head* ARG! The pain! *falls to my side* *rolls in pain* *stops* *get's up* Oh Jason, I don't think mistress Anny would appreciate you disabling her power source.

Me: I-I don't know. B-but I have this f-feeling to obey Anny. M-must be the device. I-I guess it doesn't effect you b-because you're a creature mind. F-find the access panel to disable it. *hand starts raising gun at you* B-before the feeling over takes me. *grabs arm with other hand*

Me: May-maybe there's an access p-panel or s-something. *falls to a knee holding head* I-I don't feel good.

Me: That makes sense. *starts shooting it but bullets bounce off* Didn't think that would work.

Me: *looks around* That's very specific. There are a lot of glowing hearts around. Anything else more?

*soft, romantic, lovey music playing*

Me: Uhg, man, this music is horrible. Jason, any idea on what the device looks like?

Anny: *sword hits Anny in throat and bounces off* *giggles* You really think you can hurt me when I this close to my power source? *Knocks E.A. back with the back of one of her swords*

Me: That's it. *pulls out two .22 cal gun* I'm going in there and destroying that device. E.A. will be in trouble if it's not destroyed. *runs for the tunnel while shooting carnies that get in my way*

Anny: *blocks* You really think you can win? *continuously slices at a high speed*

Me: You think it's what gives her her power Jason?

Me: From what I gather, going through that tunnel will give her control over us. There must be some kind of mind control device in there.

Anny: *slices the ground and tosses dirt into E.A. eyes* Let's see you fight now. *charges*

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Anny: *blocks with one sword and slices with the other* *E.A. dodges* make fun of my technique all you like, it won't help you survive. *lunges*

Carnie: *appears behind me and puts a knife to my throat* You two will go through that tunnel and when you come out, you'll belong to her.

Me: Thanks Michael.

Anny: *giggles* *slides back from block* You are better than last time. I guess I'll have to get serious. *pulls out second katana* Get ready cutey, you'll soon be going through that tunnel.

Me: Why do you want us to go through that tunnel so bad?

Me: *hides behind Ammy* I'd love to help you guys fight, but I'm no good.

Anny: *smiles* Aw, you're just so cute. And you E.A. you look so cute, thinking you stand a chance against me. You barely got out of our last match alive. *vanishes and appears behind E.A. Swinging sword*

*all the Carnies charge at us*

Me: Chester, don't you remember? We chatted a little and told you about Chester, E.A.'s toy.

Anny: *giggles* Enough chatting there cutey. It's time we got down to business. *pulls out a katana* Carnies, attack! And bring me those two *points at me and Ammy* alive. And leave E.A. to me. I gotta pay her back for that scare she left on my left shoulder.

Me: Uh, what happened to Chester?

Anny: *giggles* I haven't seen you since we last crossed swords in France.

Me: The frack?!? Where'd you guys come from?

Anny: *smiles and giggles* Why E.A. it's been forever since I last saw you.

Me: You could have warned me first. *hops out* ok, let's get out of here.

Anny: Ahem, I don't think so cutey, not until you two go through the tunnel of love.

Me: You and what army are gonna make us?

Anny: *snaps fingers* *12 carnies walk up*

Me: And how is a shotgun gonna help us lift this safety bar up?

Me: I was hoping you had an idea.

Me: *tries to push up the safety bar* Damn thing won't budge.

Girl running Ferris Wheel: *into walky talky* They are aware of our plan, what is our next course of action?

Voice from walky talky: Go with plan F, Force them into the tunnel. Anny out.

Me: I-it's cool. I understand. You're right. W-we shouldn't rush things just because other are pushing us. *Ferris Wheel stops with us at the top* What the?

Girl running Ferris Wheel: *using speaker phone* I'm sorry everybody, but we're experiencing some technical difficulties. It should be up and running in half an hour.

Me: What? Are you serious? ... I think you may be right, there is something fishy going on here.

Me: *Pulls back* That's ok. W-we don't have to. No need to rush it if it doesn't feel right.

Me: Um, ok sure... *looks into your eyes* *blushes* *leans in some*

Me: Yeah... *blushes more* So, should we kiss? Or do you wanna save it for the tunnel of love?

Me: Yeah, nice and peaceful. *Blushes* you know, a thought just popped in my head, we've never really kissed before, except when we, um you know, did it.

Me: *laughs* Oh well. She was just giving us a suggestion... Isn't this peaceful? Riding on the Farris Wheel, just us two, with Chester and E.A. no where near. *puts an arm around your shoulders*

Me: Two please.

Girl running Ferris Wheel: If you're looking for something romantic to take your girlfriend on, you two should go in the tunnel of love.

Me: Just let us on.

Girl running Ferris Wheel: Fine, fine. *lifts safety bar on seat*

Me: *gives ya a reassuring squeeze* Don't worry about it too much, let's go ride the Ferris wheel now.

Me: What? Don't be paranoid. So we stole his money, big whoop. All we gotta do is throw away the box and we can deny everything.

Me: I really wouldn't call this a heist. This is more like taking what is ours.

Conductor: Damn lovebirds. *talks into walky talky* Status confirmed, the birds are together.

Walky talky: *giggles* I knew it, Anny, over and out.

Me: Yeah, where's our money?

Conductor: *laughs a deep laugh* You two should have read the fine print on them papers. Yes I do give you each $1000 for surviving, buy you each need to pay me $1100 for the expenses of the ride. See? *holds up paper and points to the text* Now you two owe me $100.

Me: *reads paper* ... *knees him in groan* Let's beat it. *grabs his money box*

*ride starts to slow down and comes to a stop*

Me: Thank God! The ride is OVER! We survived! *squeezes you in joy*

Conductor: Well I'll be, I guess you two did. Knew I should had put in those blow darts.

me: That's a relief to me. *tears start to well up in my eyes* I-I must be crying from fear for our lives. *metal spikes go flying over head*

Me: Ammy! I wanna know, do you feel the same way? *sudden drop of 100 feet*

Me: *clutches you tighter* Whenever people asked us if we were dating, in my mind, I would always think that yes, we are. Yes, I do consider us dating. *shuts eyes as we pass through fire*

Me: *screams as we get twisted and flung around, narrowly missing all sorts of blades and pit falls* Ammy! If we die, I want you to know something!

Me: calm down, I'm sure he was exagerating when he said it was... *a big blade swings right in front of our faces* ...deadly...*throws arms around you, squeezing you* I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Me: *squeezes in next to you* Yeah, ok, lets ride this thing. *gulp*

Conductor: *evil smile* *locks the support bar in place* See you on the other side.

Me: Wait, what? What do you mean by that?

Conductor: *pulls lever and the car takes off*

Me: I guess I can't let you go on it by yourself. *grabs a pen* *signs paper*

Conductor: Ok, let's get you seated. *opens gate* *leads us to the car*

Me: That seems awfully small, you sure we both will fit?

Conductor: don't worry, you'll fit fine.

Ride conductor: Hey, this is just a small simple festival, no one really cares about legality. So are you gonna sign it or not?

Me: ...um, I think we'll just go ride something else.

Ride conductor: You sure? There's a $1000 prize for every person who survives the ride.

Me: Cool, let's get in line. *walks to the ride* wow, there's no line at all, I expected there to be a least a small one.

Ride conductor: *spits off to the side* nah, not many people ride this ride. Last person who rode it, died of internal bleeding due to the g-force the ride produces.

Me: Uh...

Ride conductor: *holds out a piece of paper* I'm gonna need you two to side this release waver before riding.

Me: Uh, I'm not sure. I think it's because she called you my gf and I didn't deny it or something. Anyways, who cares, let's just go ride the roller coaster.

Me: *pulls my arm away from that girl* Yeah, just who the heck are you?

Anny: Names Annabella, but everyone calls me Anny! Now come on, it's obvious your girlfriend doesn't want to go into the tunnel of love, so come with me. *grabs my arm*

Me: *pulls arm away* No, me and Ammy here are going to go ride the roller coaster.

Anny: *giggles* So you do admit that she is your girlfriend. That's the information I was after, bye. *skips off and disappears into the crowd*

Me: Ok, let's ride the roller coaster. *starts walking towards the ride* *some random girl steps in front of me*

Random girl: Aw, you two make a cute couple, you should go in the tunnel of love.

Me: Um, ok, we're gonna ride the roller coaster.

Random girl: Oh I get it, she's afraid of the dark enclosed space. That's fine, you can go with me cutey. *grabs my arm and tries to pull me away with her*

Me: Ok... so, what should we go on next? There's some sort of roller coster thing, a Ferris wheel, that weird ride that looks like a spaceship that spins you around fast, the tunnel of love, and that slingshot ride.

Me: Hey, I was scared in there...

Me: I-I say we just k-keep on moving and j-just ignore him. M-maybe he'll leave us alone.

Me: I-I guess I d-dont need to be afraid if h-he's drunk.

Me: *hides behind you...again* F-freddy? B-but I'm not asleep. W-why is he h-here? *sniffs air* And why do I smell Vodka?

Me: I really d-dont care for e-either... O-oh, am I hurting your arm with a-all the squeezing?

Dracula: Fine then, I know when I'm not wanted. I bid you farewell. *turns into a bad and flys off*

Me: S-so, can we continue through th-this haunted house n-now?

Dracula: Those twilight vamps? Twilight Vamps?!? I'm sick of hearing about those pussy little fags. I mean come on, they sparkle in the sunlight? What the hell is that about?

Me: W-well, they have s-super human s-strength and speed.

Dracula: You're starting to look tasty there Jesse.

Me: *whimpers and clutches your arm*

Dracula: Micheal, my old friend, I see you are attempting to sound smart to these two.

Me: *hides behind you* D-dracula? D-don't let him s-suck my blood.

Me: I-I guess that can work...

*voice from the dark* Well, I'd say that those two are bf and gf and that this is so totally a date.

Me: W-who said that?

Dracula: *walks out* I said that. and you two are obviously out on a date, you are just using EA's murderous rampage as an excuse.

Me: ...touche. You know more than I thought. So, if you know so much, then why don't you give us your definition of us. Are we friends, or something more?

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Me: If you know so much, then please, inform us of your knowledge.

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Me: Get what? *looks at you* You think he knows? About what we did?

Me: *blushes* Um... well... uh... I-i... Ammy, would you consider us, you know, bf and gf?

Me: Oh, yeah, I guess I was confused. M-maybe it's just this s-scary place. So, you used to date Ammy here? huh. That's interesting... so, how long did you two date?

Me: It's been good... but Ammy here had to drag me into th-this haunted house...*shivers* So I hear you used to date E.A.

Me: Micheal? Hey, what's up? *holds up hand for high five* How ya been man?

Me: Fr-freddy is here? N-not freddy. Th-that guy is r-realy scary...b-but at least M-michael is here. I u-used to know him before he became a killer. *fake dead body drops down on noose next to me* *I scream and clutch your arm tighter and put head on your shoulder whimpering*

Me: *whimpers* I-it's not my fault th-that EA is with Chester a-and not you. *to Ammy* c-can we con-continue to th-the next r-room please?... I-I think we're h-holding up the line... y-yeah, that's it.

Me: *hides behind you, shaking a little, squeezing your arm* H-hi, I-i'm Jesse. My f-friend Chester i-is a big f-fan of yours...

Me: H-hey, wait up for me! *runs in after you* I hope i-it's not too scary... *clutches your arm*

Me: *gulp* I-i'm not a big fan of haunted houses b-but if that's what you wanna do, th-then lets go for it.

Me: Haunted house huh...w-well, that should be fun...heh, heh.

Me: Well, you decided, I choose to come here, so it's your turn.

Me: What do ya wanna do first? You decided.

Me: Yeah. Hey, look, we're here. Wow, they've got all sorts of games and rides here.

Me: O-ok... *grasps your hand* well... th-this is nice...

Me: yeah, who would have thought they would actually know something... So...*blushes* Ya, wanna hold hands?

Me: Yeah... I-I guess, though, that they did make a valid point about acting on our feelings though. I gotta say, I've felt a lot better since we've done it.

Me: Totally, very exhausting... Something I would only want to do maybe 2-3 times a week max.

Me: Yeah... only 1 more mile...

Me: Yeah...I guess I can understand why those two enjoy it so much...

Me: Ye-yeah, I guess I did...and I guess you enjoyed yourself too?

Me: Yeah...*puts hands in pockets* *awkward silence*

Me: *nervous laugh* yeah... it certainly was... nice.

Me: uhm, not sure. It just seems like every now and then, I can't get the thought out of my head that we actually did it...

Me: Ok, so what do you wanna chat aboot?

Me: well, we could always walk...have a nice conversation on the way there.

Me: Maybe he is. I've never known him as a thief. Oh well, let's hit the rides...damn it. it's two miles away, and my car was wrecked by Chester.

Me: *grabs wallet* Sweet... wait a minute, this is my wallet! He must have stolen mine.

Me: Killer...aw man, I forgot, I left my wallet at the house...

Me: I hear there's a fair in town. Wanna check it out to see if there's any good rides?

Me: so, what should we do for the next *looks at watch* 12 hours?

Me: Yeah, totally, but you know this is just gonna happen again in a week.

Chester: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!

Me: Yeah, we're leaving now, bye! ~.^ *walks out the door*

Chester: *screams in pain* What'd I do? What'd I do?

Me: well, seems like things have already taken off where they last were...wanna go for a walk for a while? So we don't have to listen to Chester screaming.

Chester: *running* No! It's just HER that's the B*tch. So I came on her a couple of dozen of times and had my way with her while she was out cold, that's no need to over react.

Me: uhg. *shakes head* *sticks leg out and trips Chester*

Chester: *screams like a little girl and starts running*

Me: Uhg, it's getting awfully noisy in here. And Ammy's right, Put some clothes on! We don't want to see your nakedness running around here.

Chester: Uhm, I-i'm just going to...to get a soda. yeah that's it a soda.

Me: Hey E.A.! You think you're gonna need you torture kit?

Chester: Dude, wtf are you doing?

Chester: Uh...*tries to run out the door*

Me: *sigh* The peace was nice while it lasted.

Chester: E.A.? Yo-your awake?... I-I mean thank God your awake. I've been trying to revive ya since Jesse hit ya over the head.

Me: ... Does he really think she's gonna believe that?

Me: No, no, I'm good. I don't want to see what they've done to that room... but, wait, wasn't E.A. passed out when Chester took her in there? Shouldn't she be waking up soon?

Me: totally... Man, we haven't heard a pep out of those two for a while, I wonder if they're ok.

Me: Some famous psychiatrist.

Me: Yeah, it makes no sense at all. Brainwashed aliens? Theton levels? I mean Come On.

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Me: and we shouldnt blame Hayes for leaveing, but that fruity little club known as Scientology.

Me: You do realize that the Super Adventure Club is just the front put there to represent Scientology. And they say that we shouldn't blame Ha

Me: Yeah, first in the show, then in real life. Although technically in the show, he's now more like Darth Chef, and enjoys having sex with kids. ^.^

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Me: totally. ^.^ <3

Me: What about you, whose your favorite?

Me: I'd say Stan, but that's just because he's got Wendy <3

Me: Totally, I know. That's why he's my second favorite Character.

Me: Yeah, I love though in Scott Tenorman Must Die, that Cartman does all that to Scott over a measly $16.12, that is so funny every time.

Me: Yeah, that's a great one. "Oh, I'm getting a raging clue!" "My clues pointing over this way now." Lol

Me: Well, I'd have to go with the best one ever Scott Tenorman Must Die. It is absolutely awesome.

Chester: *walks through the room...naked...fully erect* Just getting some Crisco. *into the kitchen* *back through the room* *back into the bedroom*

Me: My god. Maybe that's why we hang with those two. Without them, we'd have nothing to do what-so-ever.... Wait, I just thought of something, we could talk South Park ^.^

Me: Um...we could...maybe...huh. I'm not really sure.

Me: Beats me. Why are we even talking about them? We finally get them to leave us be and yet they are still in our context of what we're doing. Let's talk about something else.

Me: Nah, I think they are actually sustained by it. I think with out it they'd actually cease to function.

Me: *takes a gulp* Yeah I know. Why do we even hang out with those two? All they ever do is cause trouble and have sex.

Me: *tosses you one* *grabs another and opens it* heh, seems like with all this excitement we really haven't had a chance to catch up. Damn those two are annoying.

Me: I swear, those two are freaking insane. *sigh* at least it's over...for now. *grabs a Dr. Pepper* Want one?

Chester: Maybe next time then *winks* *grabs E.A.s legs and drags her into the bedroom*

Me: *sits down on couch* E.A.s gonna kill him when she wakes up... Were you really considering doing him?

Chester: Hey hey, woah, take it easy.

Me: *wrapping bandage around hand* Next time, don't throw it do me with the blade out.

Chester: *looks at us, then at E.A. passed out on the floor* Fine, fine, I'll just take E.A. in there and I'll just enjoy myself with her.

Chester: Ok, ok fine I won't let her be dominate, I'll just go on top and apply anal.

Me: *gets up, picks up chair, and breaks it over E.A.'s head* That ought to take care of things... I hope..

Chester: Maybe, depends on what you had in mind.

Me: *falls to floor in pain* Get this Knife out of my Hand!

Me: *reaches out to catch it and it stabs me in the hand* AHHHH!

Chester: heh heh Here I come Ammy! *pulls down pants* >=)

Chester: who ever said I was gonna do missionary? *flips you over and pulls down your pants* I'm gonna go ANAL! >=)

Me: Uh...Um...f-fine... I can tell that resistance is futile...

Me: *spins around and swings sword at E.A.* Damn it, I missed.

Chester: Time to have a lot of fun Ammy. *grabs your shirt and rips it off*

Chester: My pleasure. *grabs Ammy's head and pulls her in for the kiss* *puts hand up her shirt and squeezes your breast*

Me: *turns away from E.A.* Stop that! He's gonna push you down and rip your clothes off! *raises sword over head*

Chester: *smirks* Now's your chance E.A., he's open! *shoves you down on couch*

Me: What, you're giving into him? you know once he's got you there he's got you completely.

Chester: I'm not making any promises, but let's see where this kiss leads.

Me: Are you serious?

Chester: He's not gonna make a move E.A. Just charge him. *gets up close to Ammy*

Chester: Are you kidding me? E.A. had done worse things to me when we have sex.

Me: This isn't looking good. I don't think we can take them both, not with how crazy good they are at fighting.

Me: Nice choice, but you should take E.A. apparently my sword will just cause her pleasure.

Chester: Ha ha, your move E.A.

Me: He must have done it while I was on vacation. I was wondering why I never heard the train anymore.

Chester: Come now Ammy, and it'll make things all the more simpler.

Me: *points sword towards Chester* We are not gonna do it. You hear me?

Chester: *sigh* Ok, I guess it's time to get physical.

Chester: Yell all you want, these walls are sound proof. >=)

Me: I swear E.A. You come towards me and I'll run you through with this sword.

Chester: Ha ha, are you kidding me Jesse? She'd find that mildly annoying at worst, but she'd most likely just be turned on extremely.

Me: Damn it, you're right. She was never that smart before...

Chester: Well, from what I can tell, the only way we'll get them to go with us is by force E.A.

Me: *picks up sword* Oh no you don't.

Me: And I'm not doing anything with E.A.

Chezz: Aw come now, she's awesome. And I'm sure we'd have plenty of fun.

Me: No! Now let's change the subject already. You guys said you'd stop bothering us about sex after we did it.

Chester: Alrighty then, now that all that's out in the open, Jesse, why don't you and E.A. go into the other room and have fun while me and Ammy do it in here.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Chester: alrighty then, I'm quite sure that we have our results. *opens up envelope* And the answer is...

Me: Stop IT! JUST... stop it. Yes, fine I admit it. Given enough time, I'm certain the subject, between us two without any outer influences, of us having sex would have come up and we would have ended up doing it. Even if just to get it out of our systems. Are you satisfied NOW!?

Chester: ...Wow. I didn't think he'd come out and say it.

Me: I...bu...wai...

Chester: True, you were passed out. But if you didn't have them feelings, then why are you blushing so much and getting so defensive?

Me: Chester! That's Enough!

Chester: You should know whether or not the sexual tension between you two would end up in the result of having sex.

Me: We're friends, why would we end up having sex?

Chester: Easy, during that drunken venture of you two's your true feelings were showing.

Chester: Come on, answer the question. Would you or would you not have had sex with each other if we weren't bugging you?

Me: Well...maybe...if given enough time...I don't know.

Chester: It's a simple Yes or No question. Answer now, if you don't I believe E.A. has something in store to get you to answer.

Me: No, of course not, that's not what I meant.

Chester: So you would have gladly and willingly had sex with her even without me and E.A. nagging you two on? Same goes with you too Ammy.

Chester: Yeah, go on and have some fun with E.A. Me and Ammy will have fun in here.

Me: Hmm, let me think about it. How about, no. Only reason we did it was so you two would shut up.

Chester: Oh Jesse, that's not very nice. Are you saying you wouldn't have had sex with her for any other reason then to get us to stop bugging you?

Me: Yeah, Come on now, we did it, now just drop it.

Chezz: Fine, fine we'll change the subject.

Me: Thank you.

Chezz: Hey Jesse, now that you two have experienced the wonders of consistentual sex, why don't you and E.A. go in there and have some fun while me and Ammy stay out here?

Me: *smashes coffee table over Chester's head*

Chezz: I know, ain't it so delightfully disgusting?

Me: Well it was-it was good...

Chester: Heh, is that all? That sounds like an understatement to me. Shall we go to the tapes? *presses play*

Me: Alright FINE! It was an amazing experience...

Me: *gets up and gets dressed* Yeah we're done you crazy dog!

Chester: well, now that they know how enjoyable it is, I give them 1 week before they want to do it again.

Me: *lays there for a while, catching my breath*

Chester: Awww, it's so sweet it makes me wanna puke.

Me: I guess we should get dressed...

Chester: I'd have to say, no.

Me: *rolls off next to Ammy* *Breathing heavy* Wow...that, was Amazing...

Me: Yes! GOD YES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!

Chezz: Ha ha, my god they're awfully loud, and they were complaining about us being loud.

Me: God! ME too!

Chester: woo, look at them go, you can see how much pleasure they're both getting. I bet they'll have no problem after this about having sex with each other. Oh goody, here comes the Climax!

Chezz: *turns tv on* See, they're really going at it, looks like Angle 3 is the best view.

Me: Yeah, Yes! You Love It! Right THERE it Goes!

Chezz: Wow, he's really straining to keep to his code of not swearing, even in such a fantastical time like that.

Me: Oh Yes! *goes faster and harder* frack Yes!

Chezz: Wow! Now this is entertaining. They are actually doing it, and they're enjoying it! Let's watch on my hidden cameras, I got 8 different angles in that room.

Me: Ye-yeah *starts moving in and out* it-it feels great.

Chezz: My god, I can actually here their soft grunts and moans.

Me: Oh...Oh *starts to move faster* It feels wonderful.

Me: Ok... *puts penis in* oh, it feels...nice in there...

Chester: I do as I am commanded Mistress.

Me: I-I guess I sh-should move back and forth...

Me: Th-thanks, uh, I-I guess i should p-put it in now...

Chester: *bends over* Of course, my Mistress.

Me: *takes a breath* You ready?

Me: Uh.. I guess i need to-to get on top... *gets on top*

Chester: Woo, you got a new cork screw huh? I guess that old on did get a bit bent up.

Me: Ok, wait, i forgot the condom... Uh, c-can you help me p-put it on? I-I really dont know how.

Me: Um o-ok, I guess you sh-should lay on the bed.

Chezz: Ooohhh yeah, your way is always the Best! Bring it on!

Chezz: W00t, let's get it on! *jumps on E.A.*

Me: Um.. *breaths deep* h-how should we do it? Um, sh-should we just do it missionary, or should yo-you be on top?

Me: ye-yeah, uh...*starts pulling down boxers*

Chester: Idk, everything looks gay... ya wanna do it again? We got the whole living room to ourselfs.

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Slimer?

Chester: Yeah, just the way i'm always am.

Me: Uhm...*unbuttons own pants and pulls down* this-this is very embarrassing...I-i'm already...aroused...

Chester: *downs another beer* Wonder what's on tv.

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Me: uhm, *blushes* you-you're not wearing a bra...you-you look nice...

Chester: Hey, i bet we'll be hammered and passed out before they finish.

Me: *steps right up in front of you, face inches away, and starts do unbutton your pants*

yup i forget did i ask for her kissing him on the cheek and him blushing with a shocked or goofy expression

would you like refs again?

Me: yeah, sure, let's get this over with so those two will shut up. *starts taking shirt off*

Chester: Hey, E.A., get a beer, I think it's gonna be a while in there. They must be reluctant to do this while of conscious mind. *drinks beer*

hi do you rembember what i wanted for your half of our art trade^^

Me: the same goes to you Chester, one word outside this circle of us four...

Chester: eh, don't worry, Get in there and start sexing away.

Me: *sigh* do you at least have a condom? I dont wanna get her pregnet.

Chester: *hands me one* See, I got you covered.

Me: *sigh* Let's go...*walks into the bedroom*

Chezz: Either you two go in there and Do it NOW or i post up that video of you two during that drunken night on the internet.

Me: You wouldn't...

Chezz: yeah i would.

Me: I thought i destroyed all copies though...

Chezz: Eh, don't go changing the subject, get in there.

Me: Fine. We'll go in there and do it...

hi i was drawing^^

Me: you're not either, are ya?

Chezz: Nope. I suggest you two go in there, and have some fun. ^.^

Me: *sigh* What do you think Ammy?

Chezz: I think she wants you something fierce.

Chezz: E.A. is right, you also seem to get cranky when it's been a while.

Me: WTF are you talking about? I haven't done it since that time with her!

Chezz: Exactly, and you've been a total prick since then.

Me: I have not you prick. frack off.

Chezz: Ya see? Now you two just go off and do it will ya? Me and E.A. will be here getting drunk. *cracks open beer*

Chezz: Yeah, just go and do it already. You yourself really needs to get some sexual release man.

Me: Ok, let's say we go and do it, what about in one week? two weeks? one month? You two will say that we need to get laid again and tell us to go and do it again and use this time as a way to try and convince us again.

Chezz: well, like i said, you two have already done it, so it won't be as awkward.

Chester: Yeah, she's right, Ammy soooo needs to get laid, and I think you're the guy for the job, I mean you are the one who broke her in, and vice versa.

Me: Dude! Not Cool!

Me: Uhg, Goddamit Chester, those are New Sheets!
Chester: *comes out with sheet around waste* well, i just broke them in
Me: *picks up steel bat* Chester, I sware i'm gonna get ya.
Chester: it wouldn't be the first time you broke a steel bat over my head.

Chezz: Woo wee, all over your chest and face.
Me: uhg, glad that's not my room...wait, That is my Room!

Chezz: I can't HELP it! Oh, HERE I COME!
Me: Wonder if E.A. remembers she's gotta do her "foreplay" with him first so she can get full satisfaction... *yells* And I told ya it'd be more like 5!

Me: Jesus Christ, wtf Chester. Just ignore what he says.
Chester: OH YEAH, HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!
Me: ...

Chezz: *pokes head into room* Hello?!? OH GOD! He's standing right...frackING GREAT!... in front of you ... OH!
Me: Wtf dude, get back in there all the way!

Me: Yeah, must be, they were always just perfect for each other.
Chezz: OH frack YES!
Me: ...*finishes beer*

Me: ...Anywho, let's change the subject shall we?
Chezz: Wooo wee, bring it on Baby!
Me: I wish they'd be a little quieter in there.

Me: ...*blushes* but that still doesn't change that fact...
Chezz: Ooo, are you gonna do what i think your gonna do E.A.? Cause if so, woo wee it's gonna be a fun ride.

Me: -.- I do... but hey, it wasn't my fault, you remember, I was drunk.
Chezz: *from bedroom* Wooo yeah, this is great, i've missed this a lot!

Chester: *puts arm around E.A. shoulders* woo, well be back in 15.
Me: more like 5, if you're lucky. heh heh. *takes another swig of beer*
Chester: whatever, your just jealous, why don't you and Ammy get "reacquainted" like you two have done before? you remember then videos. *starts leading E.A. into the bedroom*

Chezz: Of course she still is. ^.^ Come one E.A. lets go and experience the old times ^.^
Me: *takes a drink of the beer* Heh, it's only been five mins and you're already trying to get her like that?

Chezz: Fine, I know when I'm not loved.
Me: *hugs back* lol chezz, chezz, chezz, they know that all your gonna do is grab their @$$.
Chezz: So?

Chezz: Aw, come on E.A., it's been like, forever, just one? If not you, then how you Ammy? give me a hug.
Me: *cracks open beer* I believe they remember why NOT to give you a hug Chezz. But I don't think they'll, or at least Ammy, would have a problem with giving me one.
Chezz: Fine, then how bout a beer?

Chester: E. Ammy! Hows it been? Come over here and give me a hug. ^.^
Me: Hey E. Ammy, yeah, you got beer there? Toss me one, and don't give him a hug.

Chester: Well I'm doing GRAND! If I do say so myself. How's Evil Ammy doing? Been a while since We had some FUN.
Me: Her, yeah, she's useally around with ya.
Chester: ^.^ We're gonna have more fun!

well of course it's been boring with out me, Me and Chester are the Life of the Party

Well, I'm not really sure where I've been. I guess I've just been doing other things. Like watching t.v. playing video games, and other stuff. I guess i kinda drifted away and now i've drifted back. ^.^

hello^^

yo, how's it going? been a while huh? Do you remember me?

HEY WHAT???
Man, it's been a while since I've been here.. :D

Nah, nothing.. he wont even talk to me -,-

Very long story! D:

Remember Lars, the guy i told you about? .__.

To be honest, I have been feeling really down D:
These last days have been pretty sad relly .__.

you're welcome and thanks and cool^

thanks glad ya like it^^

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for his tail

okay i will get some

funny i don't' remeber them that much from the show

um do you have a bigger ref for them and full bodied^^


a Big Cheese x Polly kissing

maybe her kissing his cheek andh im with a surprised look blushing pic ^^

if you can i will get refs if you need them

sure

sorry i was sleeping all day

yes to both^^ man i thought that was the comment might say lol

i dnno why or how it just popped in to my mind^^

Hey! ^^

ah you dont need to apologize. :)
it wasnt anyones fault. :3

yeh to seperate new items

Eartha Kitt dieing was Big News she had cancer

KB is a store chain

Eartha Kitt was a famous singer actress

not much got sick again yesterday

oh and all kB related stores are going out of business

and Eartha Kitt Died Thurday

thanks^^

hi happy holidays

I'm truly sorry for the long reply.
guess what happened?
Batsy just bashed my head to a wall a hundred times more!
Ahhh... pain.

And recruiting isn't going so well. I don't have much people yet.

*noms yo ear* X3

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AHAHAHAHAH LIFE SUCKS.

WHY DO THE HOT GUYS ALWAYS FALL FOR THE BIMBOS????? I ASK OF YOU..... HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bg added hi^^

not much i drew some pics today but did not go anywhere

yeh maybe

not much it rained earlier today

looks like it may rain again soon or it's just getting dark

i have a bit of a temp 100.00 i feel like i have a cold or something

hi^^

No problem my dear. *bows*

You welcome!

^___^

oh, i see ^^ then happy labors day!

heya ^^

whats labor day? ._.

hi happy Day before Labor day^^

nothing much

hey

thanks^^

thanks

hey whatsup

kAy

okay^^

not much just ate a late dinner

and i have lots of new art up and a new story too^^

Gaara is so... mmmm yummy ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Gaara belongs to me =D

poor Gaara

X3

thx for commenting

hey can u comment on some off my art i need a good oppinion

i LOOVE Gaara

Ammy is a cool name X3

you can call me

ummmmmmm

Jackismyman!

no wait...

how about...Teemie?

yeah call me that

such a random name

SUCH a random name and already i forgot what to call you

sry...

your welcome

wanna be my friend?

nah nothing very special actually ^^
Got back together with Kenneth, and we are doing fine ^^
He are the best <3
and you ? ^^

YO, SUP?! X3 how've you been the past....1...2...3....YEAR??

seems really cool ^^

yeah, i am happy ^^ what about you?
I am not up to much really ^^

I'm sorry btw, I shouldn't be impatiant...

Happy birthday to me!

*is scared* uhh.. Ammy? I... I think you forgot my Bill request... *runs and hides*

^-^

does it pop up to you too

yeh but why does it pop up it's annoying

it said Authentication Required

Enter pasword for


'''' at http''//cats.nepart.com

and something about do you want password manager to remeber password when i tried to comment your page

yeh but this stupid thing popped up saying requires password

i can't comment you for some reason

not much my ac is not working right

howdy^^

my favorite are Flippy and Lifty (raccoon with hat)

ur welcome
 
happytreefriends rulz!

YAY!! Thankies! XD

I havent been so good >< mosy confused.. what about you?

yes hello

i am kenneth silje ex

i wasnt pushing here to break up she was walking there and complaining and then she broke up!!! it was he rown god damn fault so can everyone stop blaming me for it?? it wa sher fault not  mine!!!

i'm okay

just was tired did not get much sleep in my bed

and i kept falling asleep on the couch later

i didnt want to do! it was like he was pushing me to..cause he was always saying, "so breake up then!" or "if i am so bad, so breake up" ...so i just said "okay..i am doing it" i that wasnt even the plan.. i was going to talk with him for trying to fix our relationship..but..ye.. and now i am just crying ..i feel for jumping in front of a car

i broke up with kenneth...

hehe, looks like a good life youre living ^^

hi sis ^^

its good...if i am a it xD
and you? :3

hi^^ what's up^^ how have you been^^

hehe xD youre welcome :)

yes, he said we would do it when i was ready ^^

he was jut smiling and it was okay ^^

Yes, but i think its something you are doing with someone you really love..

Hehe I understand ^^

nooo, its okay that youre asking ^^ i told you to hear your tought about it ^^

owh..sowwie again ><

sowwie sis ><

maybe .. i think so ^^;;

yesterday ...

yes :D

Heheh, me been good for the most too ^^
meh is sleepy! :O

I have been good ^^ and you ?

Hey Hey Sis :]

ZOMG! THANKYOU!! *flyingglomptacklepounce*

BTW Could you draw me Bill?

Danke for Faving emmy!

Chester: Nice to meet ya Anthony. So I take it you're Boxmans butt buddy?

Me: My God they are all morons, dont ya think Ammy?

hello!!

Chester: Now there is nothing wrong bout receiving head from another guy.
Me: You people are fracking stupid! I'm coming with you Ammy.
Chester: So, Boxman, maybe you could introduce me to your ex girl/boyfriend?

How the hell do you come up with this stuff?

Chester: And it didn't occur to you that she was a dude when you had sexual intercourse with her?
Psychiatrist: I'd say like most guys he was preoccupied on his/her boobs.
Me: HELLOOOO, what about sending Chester to the gay anal loving monks?

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! Likestodraw is kinda creepy.. :(

sure^^ i was sleeping^^

it's good sure^^

okay^^

Me: Would you guys stop arguing? Chester is just trying to distract you guys so you won't send him off to be with the monks.
Chester: No I'm not. I'm just trying to prove that Boxman is gay.
Me: Yeah, so you can have a gay lover.

Chester: Boxman knows a little too much about this topic.
Me: And you find this surprising how? Everyone knows that the only reason Boxman would get a girlfriend is so that people would think he's straight.
Psychiatrist: It's because he's in denile his sexual orientation.

yup^^

hi^^ i've been here over 2 years^^

Me: For some reason I am finding it difficult believing he doesn't like to give it up the @$$. But hey, everyone has something that they just can't stand.
Chester: If you want me to go to the monks you'll have to force me there.
Psychiatrist: It's a good thing I always bring a sedative with me all the time. *injects Chester with it*
Chester: What the h-hell man... everything... is spiny... *falls down unconscious*

*10 mins later*
Me: *from other room* Is he done yet?
Psychiatrist: Yes he's done.
Me: You know you're pretty fracked up for a psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist: Well, Chester is a patient of mine after all. And I have to do an evaluation on him to decided whether or not he needs medication.
Me: Ok. Well Chester, what is worse than not having any sexual activity for a week?
Chester:... well, the one thing I can't stand more than anything else is performing anal sex.
Me: ...Huh? I thought you enjoyed that.
Chester: No, I do enjoy receiving it but I just can't stand giving it. Cause after words I just feel so completely and utterly horrible.

Me: I've seen them on one of Chester many, many videos of him and her. But never in person...
Psychiatrist: Now I may not be a professional in this field but I'd say those are some of the healthiest most invigorating breasts I've ever seen.
Chester: I...I...I won't tell...unless you'll let me feel and caress them and suck on them then be given a boob job.
Me: Uh, way too much info.

yeah to bad boxman has a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Chester: Fine. I'll go spend a week with the monks. At least it's better than the idea I had in mind.
Me: What was it?
Chester: Oh no, you ain't getting me to tell you.
Me: Maybe not, but I bet he can. *points to this huge guy in wrestling tights and a luchador mask*
Chester: Him? Ha. I used to be his buddy in prison. I already can take anything he can dish out.

Me: Well, if he's sent to the nuns there is always that one super slutty nun that pretends to be all high and mighty. Plus there's always the chance that he'll kidnap one of them and rape them.
Chester: I agree with him. So send me to the nuns.
Psychiatrist: I say to the monks he shall go. Mentally and physically it's much more torturous.

Chester: What can she do to me that she hasn't done already?
Me: May I suggest sending him to a monastery?
Chester: How would that be torture?
Me: Well, at a monastery there are nothing but men there. And they must take a vow to never partake in sexual activities.
Chester: ...uh... *stay calm, just use reverse psychology* Sounds fun to me. *grins*
Psychiatrist: He's lying. You can tell by the waver in his voice and by how fake that grin is.
Me: Oh and just to tell you in my reality, it was Mandy who caused 911. She borrowed Grims powers and did it.
Psychiatrist: *sighs* Everybody has their own version of 911. No one wants to believe the truth. That it was those fracking Canadians with the help of the Swiss.

Chester: You raped... E. Ammy?
Me: Uh, Chester, I can explain.
Chester: You RAPED E. Ammy?!? *eye twitches*
Me: Now now, Chester, just calm down. There were certain conditions you should know about.
Chester: You forced sexual relations with E. Ammy without her consent!
Me: *in the feddle position* Please don't hurt me.
Chester: ...I didn't think ya had it in ya. *slaps my back* But I always thought you would snap and force yourself on Ammy. Why E. Ammy?
Psychiatrist: When he did it he was unconcious.
Chester: Unconcious? You got raped by an unconcious dude E. Ammy? Man, and I thought you were suposed to be tough.

psychiatrist: I think the real question you should be asking Chester is if E. Ammy is pregnant.
Chester: Why?
Psychiatrist: Well, I think Jesse could explain that one for ya.
Me: Uh... I have no clue what this quake is talking about.
Psychiatrist: No? Well, then maybe E. Ammy could explain.
Chester: What is this old man talking about?

AHM BACK!! WHEEEE!!!

i went to bed early

HIIIII

Me: So now that we've come to an understanding can we please drop the subject?
Chester: Man, I have that whole thing on tape. I mean Jesse and Ammy were doing it right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone.
Me: I said drop it.
Chester: Ammy, have you been having random mood swings? Have you missed any periods?
Me: I said drop it. And why does it matter?
Chester: During you two's little "encounter" that night your "latex" glove wasnt on.

not really i did not mean to sleep all day just was tried^^

i could have done more stuff if i did not sleep all day^^

i went to an art museum on Sunday^^

waaaaaaa thanks a lot for the favorite thank thank thank

yes :)

Boxman!!! just came to randomly comment Fall Out Boy and Smosh both rock soooo.... yeah

yup i slept all day

i'm okay KinkyKitren cookiefied my pro last night

so i drew on hers and pied it too^^
only took two comments unlike her many^^

oh well feel better as soon as you can

at your own pace that is^^

i drew some chobocos^^ how are you doing

Me: don't yall remember? The time I had sex with her we was drunk. And everybody here knows how I act when I get drunk. I'm surprised I even remember the events of that night let alone how her performance was.
Chester: Ah yes, I remember that drinking party. Ammy got drunk off her @$$. She was all hanging on Jesse like a rag doll.

Pip: I was good eh ol'chap? Would you enjoy a repeat performance?

Me: Listen, no matter how you look at it a fantasy will always be better than reality unless the fantasy becomes reality. So by saying that a fantasy is better than Ammy really isn't a fair standard of measure because as a matter of fact Ammy was preaty good... did I just say that out loud?

Pip: Ah ah ah, you've got to tell me Damien, you've already signed the contract and if you look on page 27 paragraph 4 sub paragraph 2 it states that whenever I ask you a question you must either answer it truthfully or give me oral sex.

Chester: *walks into the room where we are* Hey yall, what's up?

Me: Actually never voiced what I though about how she was in bed. I just said pleasure is more pleasurable while you're dreaming cause it causes you to start dreaming up a fantasy.

Pip: What's with that look of regret Damien ol'chap?
Chester: WTF? How the heck did my computer become infected with viruses?

my washer is weird or i used to much soap but this is the second time i had to run it and it's still soapy

yeh but must we be rude to one another it's just so annoying

to have someone or many just being rude

be right back my washer is beeping

i know why can't we all just be nice to each other i try to be nice to users and people

but some make it so hard to try to be nice too

Me: There is no way I'd kill Ammy. But that wont stop me from setting up the booby traps. I guess I can look at it this way, you wont die you'll just experience extreme pain.

Pip: Don't worry, that information will not leave this park. Now hurry up and destroy the evidence that Chester has with him if you wish for our little "encounter" not to get out.
Chester: *running as fast as he can typing on his laptop* No, please don't hurt me. I get enough pain from your evil sister. *throws camera at Damien* Damn it, why isn't there a wi-fi hot spot when I need one?

Me: No, I'm talking to E. Ammy. And I'm not afraid to set up some fatal booby traps either.

Pip: Don't worry, I wont tell that you're using E. Ammy's axe, if you give me a blow job.
Chester: CRAP!!!! *grabs laptop and starts to run away* And I was getting such great footage.

well it seems the staff AKA Stratadrake thinks they can post someones else's work for critique mine without any given rights or asking

and you can't even stand up for yourself

cuse they think can say whatever they want about anyone cuse they can ban you if you stick up for yourself

i'm okay but now the staff is flaming me too i hate this site

all it is is flamers hardly any nice people left

i know well goodbye just incase

cuse they do and staff can say whatever they want cuse they are staff they don't like it when you stick up for yourself

yes and he's just probably gonna ban me cuse i called him rude but he's trying to get me to be rude to him it seems to me

xdarktinkerbell told Stratadrake i was 14

i'm not 14 i'm 31

now he's sending me constant pms insulting me

Me: But you're not serious... are you? Cause if you are I'm not afraid to hit a girl.

Pip: *pationately makes out with Damien*
Chester: AW man, I've got to get more than a video of this, I'm getting a picture. *snaps photo with the flash turned on* shoot! I forgot to turn the flash off.
Pip: Looks like there is one more thing I want you to do before you recieve this here tape. Go take care of our little friend hiding in those bushes over there.

your friend tink is lying that i am 14

i know it's dumb flamers are everywhere

well i got flamed there too for what i like and what i draw

some one once flamed me in Spanish with a link to a rude site there

he did one thing before and now he's saying another based on lies made by the basher and his friend with no actual real proof cuse i don't know anyone here in real life

how can he be so hypocritical

he saw it he closed it that should prove they are lying about this too

i did now that they are saying that i am not the age i am

he's not believing me


i hate lairs i can't believe Strata believes a rumor that someone made up who doesn't even know me offline

i tired But Stratadrake is like i don't kwow who to believe
w

here the heck do they get their fake infi from that he does not know who to believe

now he and a friend of his are lying to Stratadrake and saying i am not the age i am and he says i don't know who to believe

what the heck they don't even know me offline

i don't know anyone on here in real life

Pip: Sounds nice. I'll except your offer only if you give me a kiss like you mean it. Tounge and everything.
Chester: Sweet, this is definately going on the internet.

Me: *comes back out dressed* Man, I'm glad you weren't serious about the whole having sex with me thing. Which reminds me, when I was unconcious and forcing myself on you E. Ammy, was I wairing protection? And if not are you on the pill?

cool^^

when was the black and white Titanic i forget i f i ever saw it maybe in school years ago

sorry if i spelt it wrong

like what? I ask cuse we recently had a passing late last night of an old movie actor Charlton Heston

some are

yeh

i tried that already

but i figure that did not work he only insulted me more and more with each attempt at sticking up for myself

now i'm ignoring the pro comments and not replying to a pm not even for me

i did i told him to leave me alone and that he was an x friend so that did not work so i'm not replying to his insults on any pros cuse that would only start a pointless argument

on someone else's pro

so he sent me a pm that was for someone else

oh do you like any old movies?

maybe if i ignore him he tries stuff that makes no sense cuse he wanted to get a reply back

plus if i flame back or whatever i could get in trouble who know how the staff are

i did get angry did not work

so i'm ignoring him on pros and stuff now then he sent me a pm that was not even for me what the heck is that about

running out of ideas maybe

that would only encourage him i won't sink to his level

Me: Oh, ok, now I remember. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go get dressed. *runs into my room*

Chester: *chokes on popcorn* What? Ah man I wish I could have that. I'd be able to have sex with whomever I want without any consiquences.
Pip: Hmm, good offer. I have two things to say to that. One, excactly when are you gonna take over Hell? I'll tell you the other when you tell me the answer.

i tried that in a polite way he won't leave me alone

yes i know.. but i dont think i want to.. i love him..when he first love me back ^^;
and when he says so much nice to me as he did yesterday..i started crying cause i got so happy ^^
but..i dont know ;__;

I am telling him how i feel it, but he is just getting mad at me! >__< now, i have no courage to tell him anymore..

we were just laying in my bed, cuddleing, and then he started saying so much nice to me ! x3 yay!
but .. its over again today, i am fracking tired of that he is breaking our plans =_=
also.. i called him, but he was so tired so I said he could call me up when he was awakn..guess what..again I had to call and then he was talking to a friend of he.. he forgot to call me ;__;
and, today he was going to..umm..damn i dont know what it is in english >_< anyway, just say it was getting in some money with going to people for getting bottles! xD anyway..so I said if he didnt do that he could call me, so we could meet, and if he wanted me to help him with it he could call me too, so i could help him. buuuut... he never called..and when i called he already had planned meeting a friend of him.. thats not nice of him ;__; I am tired of it >_<

danger keep Away is still being a jerk on a friends of mine pro leaving rude replies to me and stuff

Me and Kenneth have been arguementing alot, but i hopes its over after yesterday :] Yesterday was awsome! x3

Me: What was happing before I passed out?

Chester: Nicely done Pip. I didn't know you could be so evil
Pip: That's better, now I want you to give me an offer. What will you do for me or give me in order to retrieve this tape?

Me: *opens my eyes* What happened? Did I faint?

Pip: Fine, if you want to talk to me like that I guess you have no problem with this being put up on the internet.

Me: *unconscious on ground*
Psychiatrist: If I remember last time he was unconscious like that, he had sex with you E. Ammy. Watch it Ammy, he might go after you this time.
Bugs: I doubt that he would do that again. I mean come on, last time it was caused cause he was going insane.
Psychiatrist: That is true but insanity causes stress so it's still stress related.

Pip: Heh, I know you hate me. Everyone does. I have yet to find a single person who does not hate me. Even Butters, one of the nicest kids you'll ever meet, hates me. So, I want you to tell me, what are you willing to do in order not only be labeled gay, but as my gay lover?

Me: Uh... *faints*

Chester: Oh, I can tell it's gonna get good.
Pip: Exactly, and as the son of the devil, one of the most evil things ever to walk this earth, you should be able to think something up to persuad me to give you the video. Ey ol chap.

Me: *slowly walks towards house* What's the real reason? heh heh.

Chester: ...this is kinda boring.
Pip: I'll tell you what ol' bean, you tell me your best offer and I'll decide from there.

Me: uh so, why do you want me so bad? Am I better than Chester or something?

Chester: This ought to be good.
Pip: *spits toothpick out of his mouth* well, that all depends, what are you offering?

Me: Uh *sweat mark* the... bed?

Chester: Ok, got the cameras set up. Now, time to watch
Pip: *holds up DVD case* The videos right here Damien.

yes yes they can and the pm message said i'm sorry
and there was no apology included

Me: Uh, hi Chester, how's it going?
Chester: Why are you naked next to E. Ammy when she's not wearing any pants or underwear?
Me: Uh, well, ya see, I got shot by this weird beam of light that shot from the sky and it vaporized all of my clothes and her bottoms.
Chester: ...really... Wow, I thought that I was the only one who that happened to. Welp, see ya later, I've gotta catch Pip and Damien's encounter on tape. *leaves*
Me: ...um... E. Ammy, you're offer is tempting but I think that the backseat of your car would be uncomfortable. So, I'm gonna have to decline.

Pip: *leaning up against the slide with arms crossed* So, you decided to show Damien.

I have been both, good and bad ^^; and you ?

no he's harrasing me with pm's what an @$$ meaning jackass

there is no helpful critisism on this website, this website is all about chatting to people, no longer about the art. you get 30 comments on a peice of art that looks like you took 30 seconds on,m i take hours on a peice of art, my chris fehn picture, and i get what? 2 faves and 5 comments? im sorry but thats a load of bs. that @^*% shouldent happen, your may be a "good person" but your art isnt too great, i may not be a "nice person" but my art is better then most of the @^*% on this site. as for flaming you repeatdily, im sorry, but this isnt even an art website anymore.

but you know you get comments from pity? you need to quit complainings and actually learn to draw, im not flaming, im critisizing, critisism HELPs and tells you what you need to work on, and i know you reported me for 2 accounts, its because my old password was hacked. dont report me without knowing that facts, mmkay?

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STOP YOUR dogIN AND FIGHT YOUR WAY THROUGH IT

Danger Keep Away he posted this in a pm to me that said i'm sorry no apology included he is a lier he said my art sucked

and to he said that to me and many differnet poeple

even copied a bashing blog and put it in the forums that is not helpful criticism

LOL i love your profile!!!!!

bye gotta go

my thoughts exactly stupid thing is Danger Keep Away used to be nice to me and defend me agsinst flamers

but he's to suggestible so now he's trying to bash me

some people~~

hello more bashers and flamers have been bashing me and trying to others to bash me too~~

Kishashika bashed me in a blog and linked it to her fans and friends in attempt to get them to bash me too


and if she wants to leave Fac for Da couldn't she do it ina more civil way rather then say she's leaving cuse i get more comments then her and saying i suck and Danger Keep Away has been bashing me too useing her copied blog and trying to get others to as well

this site sucks sometimes cuse some people turn out so suggestible~~

on a side note I'm Gonna See Horton Tonight

heeeeeello :)

Chester: *pops head in* Hey, you gotta remember, that was probaly only his second or third try. Oh and Damien, he has video footage of it and says he wants you to meet him at the playground in 10 mins.
Me: ...*face starts turning red* You want to have sex again? But I've never really had sex while I was fully in control of my senses. W-what if I'm horrible when I'm concious?
Pcyciatrist: *walks up buttoning up his shirt* Well Jesse, last time you were unconcious so your body was only working at a fraction of it's capacity. So since you are fully aware your performance should increase.
Chester: Hey Jesse, E. Ammy, what's up? And why is Jesse nude? And why arnt you wairing pants or panties E. Ammy? And why do I smell embarassment, a sense of pleasure, and seman in the air?

Me: Really? On a scale of 1 to 10, how good was I?
Pip: Ok, he's left the room. *unties Chester and get's dressed* Righty-O chap, thank's for the help there. *hands Chester 50 bucks* Now that I got these photos of Damien performing gay sexual acts, I can finally get him back for blowing me up on Cartmans birthday.
Chester: Hey, no problem. Just make sure you destory the ones of you having gay sex or he might use those against you.
Pip: Why? I am gay. So it really doesnt matter.
Mickey: Can ya stop pounding my @$$ now Bugs?
Bugs: Oh yeah, sorry.

Me: Oh... well, sorry... um, just thought I'd ask and all since I've never really had anyone to ask but, was I any good?
Pip: Aw don't be such a piss ant pussy Damien, just pee in his mouth.
Chester: *wide eyed shakes head no*
Bugs: What's up doooooooly crap? What the hells going on here? You guys are doing this all wrong, you've got to shove carrots up your own asses first so no one can just come up from behind like so. *starts fracking Mickey's @$$*
Mickey: Hey!!! Stop it I tell ya.

anytime

I see u also like horten hears a who! i liked that movie two, my fav part is when horten runs out of the bamboo escaping this volter guy, and he says

Horten: man i just know he's gonna jump out at me....
Volture: hello
Horten: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

yeh

right constructive critiquing

tells you how to fix it

not just look at realistic art and point out flaws that is on the lines of destructive critiquing

and closer to flaming

Me: Really? I don't remember having sex with you. I thought I was having sex with Hinata Hyuga.
Chester: *groans and moans and starts to cry*
Pip: AHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, it's SOOO much SWEETER when you CRY!!!! Here, I'll give ya something to play with. *starts using an artificial asshole made out of sandpaper on Chester's dick*
Mickey Mouse: Holy shoot! This is not something I can cover. Bugs Bunny! It's your turn!

right tips on how to fix not just flaws and look at realistic art

Me: *scared* Wh-what did I do? And why arnt you wairing any pants or panties?

Chester: What? No! I want some sexual pleasure too! *Pip and Damien tie him up and start having their way with him*

Pip: Don't worry ol' chap. It'll be your turn in about oh say FIVE HOURS!!! *laughs evily*
Mickey mouse: I'd say Damien is rubbing off on Pip.

Chester: Sweet, so let's get started. *gets completely nude*

Pip: *evil smile* let's tie him down and I'll frack him in the @$$ while you get his mouth.

Me: *wakes up and stretches and yawns* Man, what happened? why am I laying nude covered in a blaket on the grass? And why do I feel like I had a pleasurable encounter?

Pcyciatrist: E. Ammy, I'll leave the explaination up to you. I've got an appointment with Mrs. Cartman that is very ergent. *runs off*

well, now that that's fixed, let's continue shall we.



My unconsious body: *has orgasim inside of E. Ammy and rolls off of her* *starts to snore*

Pcyciatrist: Well, at least he's done now. Although there's the chance that E. Ammy will get pregnent now. *covers my nude body in a blanket*

Chester: Actually, I was hoping I could join ya. Been a while since I had some gay sex.

Pip: *in an evil tone* That's sounds absolutely delictible, don't you think so master?

i mispell a lot too but never flame cuse i was taught better then some jerks

i hate how flamers think they know what they are tlaking about but give no tips on how to fix it

they just point out flaws and say look at realistic art to get better

pretty vague i don't like realistic art it's so boring

and this flamer can't even spell right mispelt his flame

and np

It's fine now you say? let's see.

yay!!!

i always block flamers

danielrite new flamer flamed archercats request that i made her told me to look at realistic art to get better~~

i hate people like that

who? and yes go to your fave artist page to the way way bottom

and go to foes and unblock whoever you blocked

Hi! do like invader Zim?

Me: *my unconcious body starts going faster and harder and stops E. Ammy from talking by deeply kissing her*

Pcyciatrist: In a situation like this the one whose unconsious body is acting on its own usealy believes it's in a completely different situation. So therefor his subconcious thinks he is have sex with someone else.
Some random dude: So he's having sex with her but thinks it's someone else?
Pcyciatrist: Right, I just can't help but wonder who he thinks he's having sex with.

Pip: Oh yes, harder, get me harder.

Chester: *walks in on Pip and Damien* *watches for about five mins* ...well, I guess there's someone for everyone.

Me: *my unconcious body holds E. Ammy's hands down while it begins to have intercourse with her*

Pcyciatrist: Oh my, he sure is going at it with such vigir.

Pip: Oh yes, get it deep in there!

Chester: *wakes up* *yawns* Man, that was a good nap *hears noises coming from room with Pip and Damien* I wonder what that is?

Hmmm at least someone does... ^_^

Pcyciatrist: He's unconcious, he won't listen to what you say. You shouldn't have knocked him unconcious.

Me: *my unconcious body begins to deeply kiss E. Ammy as it pulls my pants down*

Pip: Oh, yes! Pound my @$$ my evil master!

Chester: *sleeping and dreaming* No. E. Ammy and Jesse haveing sex? NOOO!!! I'm gonna kill you Jesse *squeezes a pillow tightly*

yayz!! x]

I'm unloved... T_T This GUY i like is taken. and the OTHER GUY is someone my friend likes. this GIRL i like likes someone else. and this OTHER GIRL i like supposedly has a boyfriend, but i think she might be lying cuz she said she liked me, but she has been covering up for something for months. (Yes i am bi by the way. x])
Rawr... its so confuzzling!!! T_T

Kay is your user thing
!nd!@ =D???
cuz i just sent a reeeeeeeequeeeeest XDDDD

Pip: Ohhhhh. *cums in Damiens mouth* Hows that taste? Ready to pound my tight British @$$?
Chester: Man, that was soooo good. I think I'll take a nap.
Me: *my unconcious body grabs E. Ammy's leg and trips her. then it gets on top of her trying pull her pants down*

Pcyciatrist: Oh dear, his need for there to be heterosexuals is greater then I thought.

I'm kinda depressed... =[ but okayish XD
Mkay if it works ima add jooo!!! (My user is XxBleedingHeartxX)
MKAYS!!!!!!! x]

Ohmahgawsh hi's :D
How are yous???
Send me a link to your myspace, kay??? I HAVE ONE TOO!!! :DDD

Pcyciatrist: Uh, I said get Jesse back to his senses, not kill him. And I thought Jesse got rid of that gun.

Me: *eye twitches* Ammy, the worlds gonna end unless we start makeing heterosexual children right now. *grabs you arm*
Pip: Oh, Damien chap, that feels so good. Keep sucking.
Chester: Ok, I'll wait for ya then.

Chester: You mean you're not thinking about putting on your strap on and fracking me up the @$$ like you used to?
Pip: *sucks Damiens dick till he cums in his mouth* your turn.
Me: *pcycotic voice* Every one has turned gay. *eye twitches* We're the only straight people left. The human race is gonna end unless we do something Ammy. *grabs your shoulders tightly*

Pcyciatrist: I believe Jesse here had an overload from being surrounded by so many gay people and his primal instincts have taken over. In another words, he's gone insain and is gonna try and have sex with you Ammy unless you can bring him back to his senses.

Sure thing! This should be fun, I'm looking forward to drawing Silver! lol It'll be up soon ^^

So you wish for me to draw Sonic, Shadow, and Silver?

Sure thing! As long as it isn't that hard ^^

Me: Hey, is that Kenny? Now I know for sure that he's straight. He's with some tall bimbo.
Chester: *grabs some lubricant* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Pip: I want you to Damien *lightly licks Damiens dick*
Me: Hey Kenny, Please tell me that you're gonna go bang this girl?
Kenny: This here is my hoe. Since I'm a pimp, I don't bang my own hoes. And besides, I'm gay with Token. *walks off*
Me: ...*eye twitches* Even Kenny... is gay? *pcycopahtic smile*

Me: Yeah, I here ya. If Stan and Wendy were around there would be a straight couple.
Kyle: Actually, Stan's with me and Wendy's with Bebe.
Chester: *takes a pill* This should help me keep on going.
Pip: *unbuttons Damiens pants while Damien takes Pip's shirt off*
Me: Man, is there gonna be a single straight couple around here at all?

Me: *takes gun and lays it on the ground* There, now let's go and get some ice cream. It should help cheer us up.
Chester: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH *major ejaculation*
Pip: *passionately makes out with Damien while lifting up his shirt*

Butters: Aw man, I wish Eric had feelings like that for me.
Eric: But I do Butters. *They ride off into a sunset on a unicorn*

Me: *wraps arms around you* Don't do this Ammy. You'll just be causing more harm. *puts hand on barrel of gun* Put it down. Please. Do it, for me. Your friend. I'm here for you. Just put the gun down.
Chester: Ooooohh yeeeeaaaahhhh! I'm soooo clooooose!
Pip: Then kiss me Damien. Let me feel your passion.

God: Jesus Christ, yall are fracked up
Jesus: I heard ya there.

Me: Alright fine, shoot. *puts hand on your hand holding trigger* I'll even help you. Pull the trigger. *starts to squeeze trigger with your hand*
Chester: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. *rolls over on top*
Pip: Yes, Damien, I'm gay for you. *hugs Damien tightly* I love you Damien.

Me: *get's closer* Do you really think I wanted to do that? Forget what Chester said. Alchohol does not make people act on true feelings, it just makes people revert back to primal instincts of survival and reproduction.
Chester: Faster, harder!
Pip: Damien, I love you. *starts to kiss Damien*

Me: Ask yourself Ammy, do you really want to shoot me? *6 inches away*
Chester: *bits lip so hard it starts to bleed*
Pip: The thing is Damien, when I look at you my heart begins to race. *get's on top of Damien* I can't seem to stop thinking about you.

Me: *slowly approaches Ammy* Please Ammy, put the knife down. all it can do is cause more harm. I can help heal what's been done.
Chester: OOOHHH!!! Tie me up Baby! I'm you worthless slave!
Pip: Um, I was wondering, *starts to blush* Are you attracted to me like I am to you?

Me: Please Ammy, put down the knife. I'm your friend. The knife isn't. The knife is just using you for it's own personal gain.
Chester: Ooohhhh yeah. Hit me with that whip baby realy hard! Yes!
Pip: Um, Damien? I was wondering... Oh this is so embarrising... Can I ask you a question?

Chester: Oh yes!!!! Ride my big white pony!
Pip: Oh goodness. This is very inapropriate, I think we should leave. *grabs Damiens hands and starts pulling him into the next room*
Me: Ammy? Put the knife down. Don't do anything irrational now.

Chester: Oh yeah!!! *falls down on couch pulling E. Ammy on top of him*
Pip: G'day Damien ol chap. What's going on?
Me: *outside* Ammy? Where'd ya go?

Chester: I know, but that's why ya love me.
Me: two more minutes. Hey, wait up Ammy, don't run away. You're gonna miss Chester being dragged of to utter torcher! *runs after Ammy*
Chester: Well, we're alone now. Want to get "reaquanted"?

Chester: Ok, where was I.
Me: You were at the part where I got pissed and I sent you to a monestary.
Chester: Oh, I remember. I'd rip off her panties and bra and begin eating her out while I make her suck me.
Me: *dials cellphone* Hello? Yes. I'd like to forcily recruit someone to your monestary?
Chester: Then I'd roll her over and start F***ing her in the @$$.
Me: Five minutes? K, I'll keep him here til you get here then. Thank you. *hangs up cell phone*

Chester: What, you guys don't remember when Jesse and Ammy did it cause Ammy was passed out from drinking and Jesse was drunk?
Me: *pulls out cell phone* All I need to do is push three buttons and I can have you sent to a monestary where you'll be surrounded by nothing but bald, non-sexual men.
Chester: Ok, ok geez, I won't talk about it. But what's stopping E. Ammy from talking about it?

Chester: Ow, hey, I was just getting to the good part.
Me: None of us want those sexual images in our heads.
Chester: Oh come on, I know you enjoyed it. Just like how you enjoyed sex with Ammy.
Me: Hey, that's not fair. Sexual stimulation is always pleasurable no matter how it is caused. And if you remeber I was drunk when I did that.
Chester: Well, you know what they say, a drunk man is a truthful man.

Chester: Hmm, well lets see. First I'd give her a drug that would make her body as limp as a noodle while she would stay conscious.
Me: You can do that?
Chester: Then I'd slowly cut off her shirt, then her pants. Then I'd feel her breast and lightly rub her crotch.
Me: Ok, that's enough, I don't want this mental image of Ammy.
Chester: Then I'd rip off her bra and panties and begin to...
Me: *breaks chair over his head* I said that's enough. I told you I don't want that mental image in my head.

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-675510.html

i colored a lineart that someone said anyone could color it^^

we went to a mall instead cuse of a vote the rest wanted to go on a later month when it was warmer it was cold and windy

Yes indeedy, You can request whatever you wnat :3

yeh same as my Birthdate the 7th of October^^

7 times lol

i know LOL i just wrote it a number of times^^ in a row

LOl i wrote that on a friend's pro and copied it^^

i was being random plus was bored and tired

draw draw draw draw draw draw draw^^

thanks^^

you're welcome and thanks^^

cool^^

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-675488.html

cute chibi^^

your request is up

Chester: *Hugs E. Ammy* I'm so glad I didn't lose ya.
Me: Hey, how about Chester answer the question E. Ammy asked directly instead of indirectly. You know, what things he would want to do to Ammy.

Me: Wait, if Damien is your evil brother, then does that me you have a good brother?
Chester: What can I do so you'll be with me? I'll do anything.
Me: No, no you won't do anything. you tried to do anything and you failed.
Chester: Fine I'll do whatever I can.
Me: That's better. You gotta think about what you say Chester.

Me and Chester: Really?
Me: Revenge for the twins?... Oh yes, I remember that. That video should be in the back of all of his videos.
Chester: *sniff* So, you do want to be with me?
Me: You even had me going.