Katana_Ploeg

Me: Hi there my phycopathic friend. *throws cheeto at your head*
chester: *comeing out from under car* Don't listen to him. you're not phycopathic, you're just hyper *pats you on the back forgetting he has oil on his hand* oops.
Me: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh your gonna get it now. *tries to hold in laughter*
chester: uh? uh? it was a honest mistake. *you glare at him and chills run down his spine* please don't hurt me.
Me: *whispers* this is gonna be good. *you grab the petrified cheeto bat and start beating me with it* hey. ouch. hey quit it. ouch. I didnt do anything to you.
chester: I guess technicaly it's your fault for creating me. *she turns to chester and breaks the bat over his head* *knocked out cold*
Me: *scared like a little girl about to be locked in a room for a week full of petifiles* h-h-heres f-fi-fifty dollars t-t-to buy y-y-you a n-new shi-shirt. *you take the money satisfied and leave* *faints*

Me: most guy's are asses cause most of us have a one track mind. Like take me for example. I'm always thinking about cheetos. that's why I have my alter ego so I can think about other stuff.
Chester: yeah so he can think about accualy getting an education.
Me: exactly. the only reason half the guys in my grade pass is because of special Ed. that shows how dumb we are.
Chester: *nods head in agreement*
Me: that's why I would like to live a week as a girl to see what it is like.*starts eating cheetos*

.....Hey! i have to go to a certain type of special ed >:(
i have a speech problem...i say r's as aw's...

Me: awealy.XD
chester: hey be nice. she's your friend
Me: I know. I'm just playin.
chester: you know one of these days that mouth of your is going to get ya hurt.
Me: aw she aint gonna huawt me aawe ya. XD *you grab a 2 by 4 and start beating me till i'm dead then my clone takes my place after buring me* ok so i was wrong.
chester: told ya.

*hit* i get enough of that from the guys at skool >:( *takes out giant japanese style fan* want me to tka e out my Katana's and blow them at you using this wind? i thought not.

Me: acualy I do.^^

ok, fine!
KAZE KATANA! *blows katana's ayt you, each hitting you in the stomach* HA!

Me: go ahead. *dies* *clone replaces* I got an endless *dies* *clone replaces* suply of clones that *dies* *clone replaces* can replace *dies* *clone replaces* me.
chester: that's what happens when an alien gets a cloning device for his fifth birthday.
Me: *laughs and dies over and over*
chester: *whispers to you* he dosen't have a cloning device. he just uses the replacement justso combined with the shadow clone justso.
the real Me: you werent supposed to tell her that... opps. I guess I shouldnt of given my position away, should I? *you nod your head no with an evil smile and does the Katana Kaze on me* *does hand signs* substitution justso. *Katanas hit a trashcan and I'm no where to be found.*
chester: *scared* uhh... bye. *runs away*

OK THAT'S IT!
KAGE KATANA!
*my three katana's fly up using the shadows and chase you around until they're right behind you*
KAZE KATANA!

Me: *while running does hand signs and then jumps and flips to turn around* *holds hand up to my mouth in a circle* tornado strike. *blows in hand and a strong wind blows katanas away* invisibility justso. *turns invisible and runs away*
chester: ...uhh what just happened?

uhhh...no clue O_O

Me: *still invisible* *smacks you in the head* heh heh heh.

*eye twitchs*
UCHIWA KAZE DAGEKI OF KATANA'S!
(Fan wind blow of swords)
*millions of sword pop of from the ground and start diving in every direction until one hit you and i see the blood* HA! THERE YOU ARE!
KATANA DANSU!
(Sword dance)
three sword suround you and start atacking you from eachn sude

Me: *after all of the swords attack me my body disappears and it was only a shadow clone*
chester: knowing him he's long gone.

haha SERVES YOU RIGHT!
*looks around for an hour* uhh, chester, where is he?

;_; my heart is broken. this guy i really like danced with me at the dance, and know he's saying he only did becasue he felt forry for me ;_;

chester: probaly half way to china by now
shadow clone of me: it's more like japan.
chester: that makes sense. he's always wanted to go to japan
shadow clone of me: and that makes me sad to about the guy dancing with you just because he felt sorry for you. but I got it worse. the girls won't even dance with me even if they feel sorry for me.
chester: It's because your a freaking phycopathic freak.
shadow clone of me: yeah. that's the reason. plus i'm unatractive. but hey. god made me the way I am so I'm happy just the way I am.
The real me: *music starts playing* *taps you on the sholder* shall we dance?

*blush* uhhh, surte...

Me: *takes your hand and starts to dance with you*
chester: now aint that cute. *one of my shadow clones bonds and gags chester so he don't ruin the moment*
Me: now aint this romantic. just you and me under the moonlight dancing.

*hits*
XD i just felt like doing that XD

Me: ouch. *smacks you upside the head*

*takes outm fan* hey, i know more japanese words. want me to try them out on you and this fan?! i thought not.

Me: acualy I do. ^^
chester: I'm gonna get out of here.

-_-
UCHIHA UZUMAKI HITOFUKI!!!
(Fan Spiral Gust)

Me: *waves a white flag*

wtf?

Me: I surrender to your will. *bows to you*
chester: *pops head out of sewer* is it over?
*all of a sudden you get grabbed from behind and get a kuni put to your throat*
Me: fooled ya.

Me: Ha. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on...
Zhen: ME! *runs up behind you and shoves you to the floor garbbing your arms and renching back so that if he pulls any further they'll break*
Me: haha. try to move and you'll get your arms broken ;) *leans over and kisses your nose* try and get outa this one sherlock. *wink*

*zhen gets hit by a powerful wind and flys off of me.*
Me: *jumps up* you must of forgoten the shadow clone that said I surrenderd*
chester: I'm outta here *goes back into sewer*
Me: clone you take care of zhen.
*I throw kuni at you then you jump to dodge and then in mid air I appear right behind you*
Me: *kisses cheek* try to get outa this one sherlock.

Ugh, copy cat. UZUMAKI HITOFUKI NO JUTSU! *Zhen annd katana both disapear and are replaces by spall black and green spirals as a huge gust of wind blow both ypu and your clone back*KARURI, NOW! *girl klad in all black jumps down form ceiling* YAMI'S HIKARI! (Dakrness's light) *darkness fills the room and a huge fire blasts up and hits you and your clone*

Me: *gets up* so you wanna play that way huh. *does hand signs* fangs and knives. *chester appears next to me in ninja outfit*
Me and chester: night stalker vanquish. *we disapear into the darkness and Karuri is being sliced by claws and kuni until she falls to ground motionless*
*room lights up*
Me: *talking aloud knowing you're near somewhere* don't worry about her. she's just unconcious. we're leaving now so you can tend to her wounds. it was a fun fight. we have to do it again sometime. *me and chester walk out door*

haha! karuri's already dead!*pounces on you and sends you to the floor* her and zhen are my shaman king OC spirits i RP with!!
Zhen:...you RP with me O_O *jumps Chester*
Me: NOW! *karuri's body returns tonormal and she jolts up*
Me: HAHA! KAZE KATANA! *hita you and chester with swords*

*the bodys you attacked disapear and then all three of you get pined down to the ground with shadow clones of chester*
Me: *sits on your back* *two clones of me sit on karuri's and zhen's back* nice trick you got there. but I got my own tricks. I figured you would retaliate so I prepared. *me and my clones stab all three of you in the head with a kuni*

*Zhen and Karuri easily stand up*
Karuri: Bastard.....
Zhen:oOoOoH, johnny's not gonna be pleased. *prods Katana with foot*
You: Johnny?
Zhen:uhhh, don't ask. just this guy.
Karuri: Who has a gun. and will most defiantly birng dally if we ask him to come here. and Dally can kick YOUR, @$$. he has a-
Zhen: haha! i cuyt you off! switchbalde! he borrowed it from two-bit, and two-bit got it from saod and steve, and-
Me: *gets up* Zhen, why are you talking about the greasers?
Zhen:*does finger thing* cuz i wanted the outsiders last night.....

Me: well at least you have a teacher to be considered hot. all the teachers the I know of are ugly. *eats some cheetos* If I was a girl then maybe there would be two or three I know of. *eats some cheetos* ok just out of the blue but have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the oppisite sex you are now? *eats a whole hand full of cheetos*
Chester the cheeta: OOOOOOOk *grabs bag of cheetos from my hand* thats enough cheetos for you today.
Me: Hey I'm not done with those.
Chester: when he comes to his senses we'll be back.

the cheetolicious alien dude
likestodraw
who BLAMES CANADA when something goes wrong
and Chester the cheeta
the cheetolicious cheeta
who suplies me with all of the cheetos I could ever want and more!!!!!!

oh and I also have a contest going on. maybe you could check it out.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-506964.html

unless you ment to say CRUSH.8'0 XD

I'm doing great. what does frush mean anyway?

well hi Katana. hows it going? I just dropped by to say hi and to say that I got a new pic up. why don't ya check it out.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-506410.html

glad you like it. :]

oh I got the perfect idea for you to draw.^^ you could draw some of the southpark characters dressed up like some of the charaters from naruto since your preaty good with paint.^^ just let me know if you'll do it bye.

Your pictures uppppp. :D