DillyWillyEatMyShorts11

Hey Dilly~! I have not been on in three years buuuuuut I logged in and now i'm saying Hi to all of my friends :) SO HIIII~!!! Hope life is treating you and your sisters well.

HEY! I dont know when your sis will come back on but if you get on before her can you tell her I miss her? And that I hoped she had a good Christmas and a Happy new year please?
Thanks!
Happy new year to you!
Talk to you later!

HI!!!!!!! How have u been????

Y WAS UR SIS IN THE HOSPITABLE??????????? TELL ME ASAFP!!!!!!!!!
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do you know....Amanda? Robstar4ever12? She's responsoble.this time.

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! Y!!!!?????? Is every one ok!?!?!

HOLY EFFING GOD BOOK 17 IS OUT.

kyo, go fetch it for me.

kyo: no.
tora: WTH WHY NOT?
kyo: because i don't want to. i'm watching TV.
tora: oh. okay--WAIT YOU NEVER WATCH TV!!! remember why you contradicted yourself in book 2?
kyo: crap.... well, the bookstore is far away and i don't wanna drive!
tora: *releases stinkbomb in house*
kyo: NOOO!!!!! *KOFF KOFF*

*cockroaches swarm from beneath patio*

naruto: holy crap! i can smell that from over on set 23!
sasuke: im hungry....
naruto: SHUT UP FAG!!!!
sasuke: MOMMY!!!! wait... mommy? MOMMY!!!! *cries*
jakotsu: *runs over and grabs sasuke's @$$ in his time of need*
inuyasha: X.X
kagome: you're dead! leave!
jakotsu: *POOF*
kagome: what the hell is that smell?
tora: i let a stinkbomb fly 'cause kyo wouldn't get me book 17. which i guess doesn't really matter because in the end ^#**@*((!^@%#%^@&!*!(9((%$$%!$@^#%$@%^$!^%.

SPOILER TERMINATED.

Your Firewall needs updating! Will you--

kyo: *presses X in top right-hand corner* WHY HAVE YOU BEEN ON WIKIPEDIA?!?!?!!!!
tora: i wanted to know if they had a page on you. which they did. and i read it. and then had a breakdown cause akito's (*#^!#(&#%(&!%^$^^^^^^^@@#!#@^#*#)!#^)!@&^*&@.

SPOILER TERMIN--

kyo: *presses X again* whatever. where's tohru? i'm hungry.
kagome: she died an hour ago. something about pri-yuki fangirls or some nonsense like that.
kyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! well, i guess it doesn't matter cause i can see dead people anyway.
naruto: how do you know she didn't cross over into the light?
kyo: i doubt it, but i'll wait a week and ifshe doesn't turn up, i'll commit suicide by jumping offa the golden gate bridge handcuffed to yuki, who's top-heavy and can't swim.
tora: .....please don't.
kyo: no! i don;t LIKE you.
tora: *smacks kyo*
kyo: *bruises*
inuyasha: ....where am i?
kyo: hooray! buddies!
inuyasha: not until i figure out where the hell i am.
kagome: set 12.
inuyasha: oh. and sorry i haven't returned your email, i've been preoccupied. with stuff. so yeah.
naruto: virgin!
inuyasha: WTFS!!!!!! my diary!! where is it?!?!?
naruto: someplace you'll NEVER EVER find it.
inuyasha: NO.
naruto: yes. my underwear drawer.
inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
kyo: how do you know it's my email? cause tora's is orange_anime73 and mine is orange_manga13. they're similar.
inuyasha: well my laptop has poor quality!!!!!!! the pixels are big.
sasuke: naruto, can i have a hug?
naruto: WHAT THE HELL?!?!? i TOLD you i didn't want to sleep with you. leave me alone!!!! it was a one-time thing!!! i was drunk!!!
kagome: what happened?
naruto: it's all ancient history, sister.
sasuke: no it's not!!! i LOVE you!!!!
naruto: *hurls on rug* #$%@. now i've gotta go brush my teeth.
inuyasha: i bet it's like that thing between koga and fluffy.
sesshomaru: *poofs out of nowhere* it's not a THING, all right? it's not a THING.
inuyasha: that's not what youtube says.
sesshomaru: WHAT?!?!? HOLY CRAP!!!! *poofs away*
sasuke: now, back to the subject at hand. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!
naruto: *holds gun to roof of mouth*
kyo: ya know, if you that, he'll just rape your body.
naruto: .......O.O
sasuke: he's right, you know.
naruto: ....i've been mentally raped already. but i guess my pride'll keep me from pulling the trigger. *puts gun away*
sasuke: well, i guess the flame's gone cold. but i'm not giving up on you, just so you know!!!!!*sidesteps toward inuyasha*
inuyasha: oh, no, not another one!
sasuke: you're hot.
inuyasha: *twitch*
kyo: your turn.
inuyasha: w-what about him?!?!
kyo: he already hit me up for pocket change.
naruto: ew.
kyo: NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
kagome: whatever. he likes kikyo anyway.
inuyasha: b-but i'll go to second base if you save me!!!
kagome: let me contemplate the situation.

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo........

kagome: still contemplating....

doo doo doo doo DOOT!! doo doo doo doo doo....

kagome: come back later.
sasuke: *presses up against inuyasha's leg*
inuyasha: *screams*
yuki: *gets back from store* ew, not another one. oh, and i got that porn tape you wanted.
kyo: me? porn tape? nope. *shifty eyes*
tora: oh, GOD, no.
naruto: i'll take it off your hands.
kyo: uh.....what? *plays dumb*
sakura: sorry, i was on the can-- SASUKE, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
sasuke: *holds on tighter to inuyasha's leg* I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!!!! dog!!!
inuyasha: dog? where? has kikyo come back for me at last?!!
kagome: THAT'S IT!!!!!! NO!!!!*storms off*
inuyasha: WAIT!!!!!! *tries to shake off sasuke*
sasuke: *climbs higher up inuyasha's leg*
inuyasha: okay, enough. my pants are riding up. and when my pants ride up, my crotch itches.
sasuke: that's sexy. can i scratch it?
naruto: *hurls again* oh, god!! my lunch!!!
inuyasha: *sniffs it* it's a dog thing.
sasuke: did nobody pay any attention to my previous comment? i was serious.
inuyasha: *falls in puke* OH!!! OH!!! OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *flails* GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!!! IT'S ON MY FACE!!!!
kyo: well, bye. i gotsta go now. personal business.
naruto: you know kagome was lying about tohru, right? she's actually at work.
kyo: oh, I know.
naruto: so you're going to--
kyo: SHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
sasuke: *shifts weight*
inuyasha: *loses balance, falls over on side*
sasuke: i KNEW you'd come around!!!
inuyasha: NO!!! NEVER!!!*pulls out tetsuaiaga* if i have to chop off my leg, so be it. i'll draw myself a new one.
sasuke: ....so you didn't come around?
naruto: who wants ramen?
sasuke: *leaves inuyasha's leg and clings to naruto's waist*
naruto: well, this is an unfortunate place for him to cling to.
sakura: why?
naruto: ACCESS.
sakura: .... SASUKE, CLING TO ME!!!!
naruto: somebody call Geek Squad.
yuki: i think i'll end this with a witty remark to put on a pillow. ahem..... He who passes on dessert drives home with a stomach full of regret.

LOL!!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!

todo esta espanol un poco.

wait.... isn't that a contradiction of terms?

like good morning?

or nice day?

anyway, i always babble when i say hi for the first time, so HI....!!!!!!!!!!!

HI!!!! how have u been lately??? I havnt talked to u in what seems like forever!!!!

Hey!
Glad to hear your sister's okay!
How've you been?
I've been good...I keep going to New York, then coming back, then leaving, and coming back (ect.)
New York is awesome besides the muggings!
(Good thing I don't have much to steal because I've had about six attempts at being mugged so far)

Yeah she looks a little different than normal! XD
thnx for the comment! ^^