InvaderAmmy00

Chester: I don't see how you could interpret it that way.
Me: You want to kill me? 3>
Chester: Although, it is possible that while you were dreaming that you were actually seeing Jesse's subconscious. You know like ESP or something.
Me: What?
Chester: And if it was Jesse that would have been having the dream you would have been willing and done it.
Me: That's now possible... is it?
Chester: Normally it would be your own subconscious but it's possible that she got into yours.

Chester: I can tell you where that came from. You said that his male nature is sexy which the majority of the time means that you want to have sex with him or you find him sexy.
Me: *blushes a little*
Chester: Aww, you see, you got him blushing. If there was a good time to ask him in the sack now would be the time.
Me: Shut up Chester.
Chester: Come on Ammy, do what your dream is telling you to do.

Me: Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Your the one who had the dream about me. Not me having the dream about you.
Chester: *kisses E. Ammy* Don't worry. I'm yours and only yours unless you say we can have other people involved.

Chester: Well, knowing my perverted nature and your lovely but violent behavior, I would not have sex with her unless you approved of it first or I was never with you in the first place.
Me: why is that awkward? I'm just saying that my male nature would end up prevailing if you did ask me that.

Me: Uh...
Chester: It's ok to answer, it's just a hypothetical question.
Me: Well, If she did ask me I'd go into a different room, think about the pros and cons, and the fact that I am a guy would take over after 20 minutes and then I would say yeah.
Chester: Well if it was me I'd have my clothes off in 5 seconds.
Me: What about Evil Ammy?
Chester: If I wasn't already with E. Ammy.

Chester: sooooo, does that mean you're gonna invite Jesse to do the matress mambo like me and E. Ammy here do all the time?
Me: I don't think she'll ask me to do that.
Chester: What if she did?
Me: What?
Chester: What if she did ask you to have sex with her? What would your response be?
Me: What are you saying?
Chester: Would you have sex with her if she asked you to have sex with her?
Me: I really don't know.
Chester: But if things are the way I think they are you two would not only have a social relationship, you'll also have a sexual one.

Me: ...WTF?
Chester: Damn, maybe I shouldn't have woke you up. The story would have been much more interesting.
Me: That's kinda fracked up.
Chester: Wait, maybe her dream is telling us something.
Me: What?
Chester: You know how dreams are created by the subconcious right?
Me: No but go on.
Chester: Well, maybe her dream is telling us that deep down she really does want you to have sex with her.
Me: WHAT?! That's CRAZY!
Chester: Hey, the subconcious never lies.

Chester: Well, we were having a drinking party, I handed you my special alcoholic mix, you took one gulp and then you fell to the ground.
Me: Yeah, you kept talking in your sleep. Something about me wanting to have sex with you? What the heck was that about?
Chester: Yeah, it sounded kinky.
Me: No, I'm serious, what the heck were you dreaming about?

Chester: Ok, *walks up to you* *slaps you in the face and throws bucket of water in your face* WAKE UP!!!!! *slaps you a couple more times*
Me: *stops what I'm doing* Chester, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Chester: Trying to wake her up.
Me: She's asleep?
Chester: More like passed out.
Me: How much alcohol did she drink?
Chester: Just one shot of my special mix.
Me: You gave her your special mix? What the hell where you thinking? *dumps bucket of water on you* WAKE UP!!!!