InvaderAmmy00

Me: Damn it, you're right. She was never that smart before...

Chester: Well, from what I can tell, the only way we'll get them to go with us is by force E.A.

Me: *picks up sword* Oh no you don't.

Me: And I'm not doing anything with E.A.

Chezz: Aw come now, she's awesome. And I'm sure we'd have plenty of fun.

Me: No! Now let's change the subject already. You guys said you'd stop bothering us about sex after we did it.

Chester: Alrighty then, now that all that's out in the open, Jesse, why don't you and E.A. go into the other room and have fun while me and Ammy do it in here.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Chester: alrighty then, I'm quite sure that we have our results. *opens up envelope* And the answer is...

Me: Stop IT! JUST... stop it. Yes, fine I admit it. Given enough time, I'm certain the subject, between us two without any outer influences, of us having sex would have come up and we would have ended up doing it. Even if just to get it out of our systems. Are you satisfied NOW!?

Chester: ...Wow. I didn't think he'd come out and say it.

Me: I...bu...wai...

Chester: True, you were passed out. But if you didn't have them feelings, then why are you blushing so much and getting so defensive?

Me: Chester! That's Enough!

Chester: You should know whether or not the sexual tension between you two would end up in the result of having sex.

Me: We're friends, why would we end up having sex?

Chester: Easy, during that drunken venture of you two's your true feelings were showing.

Chester: Come on, answer the question. Would you or would you not have had sex with each other if we weren't bugging you?

Me: Well...maybe...if given enough time...I don't know.

Chester: It's a simple Yes or No question. Answer now, if you don't I believe E.A. has something in store to get you to answer.

Me: No, of course not, that's not what I meant.

Chester: So you would have gladly and willingly had sex with her even without me and E.A. nagging you two on? Same goes with you too Ammy.

Chester: Yeah, go on and have some fun with E.A. Me and Ammy will have fun in here.

Me: Hmm, let me think about it. How about, no. Only reason we did it was so you two would shut up.

Chester: Oh Jesse, that's not very nice. Are you saying you wouldn't have had sex with her for any other reason then to get us to stop bugging you?

Me: Yeah, Come on now, we did it, now just drop it.

Chezz: Fine, fine we'll change the subject.

Me: Thank you.

Chezz: Hey Jesse, now that you two have experienced the wonders of consistentual sex, why don't you and E.A. go in there and have some fun while me and Ammy stay out here?

Me: *smashes coffee table over Chester's head*