InvaderAmmy00

Chester: Fine. I'll go spend a week with the monks. At least it's better than the idea I had in mind.
Me: What was it?
Chester: Oh no, you ain't getting me to tell you.
Me: Maybe not, but I bet he can. *points to this huge guy in wrestling tights and a luchador mask*
Chester: Him? Ha. I used to be his buddy in prison. I already can take anything he can dish out.

Me: Well, if he's sent to the nuns there is always that one super slutty nun that pretends to be all high and mighty. Plus there's always the chance that he'll kidnap one of them and rape them.
Chester: I agree with him. So send me to the nuns.
Psychiatrist: I say to the monks he shall go. Mentally and physically it's much more torturous.

Chester: What can she do to me that she hasn't done already?
Me: May I suggest sending him to a monastery?
Chester: How would that be torture?
Me: Well, at a monastery there are nothing but men there. And they must take a vow to never partake in sexual activities.
Chester: ...uh... *stay calm, just use reverse psychology* Sounds fun to me. *grins*
Psychiatrist: He's lying. You can tell by the waver in his voice and by how fake that grin is.
Me: Oh and just to tell you in my reality, it was Mandy who caused 911. She borrowed Grims powers and did it.
Psychiatrist: *sighs* Everybody has their own version of 911. No one wants to believe the truth. That it was those fracking Canadians with the help of the Swiss.

Chester: You raped... E. Ammy?
Me: Uh, Chester, I can explain.
Chester: You RAPED E. Ammy?!? *eye twitches*
Me: Now now, Chester, just calm down. There were certain conditions you should know about.
Chester: You forced sexual relations with E. Ammy without her consent!
Me: *in the feddle position* Please don't hurt me.
Chester: ...I didn't think ya had it in ya. *slaps my back* But I always thought you would snap and force yourself on Ammy. Why E. Ammy?
Psychiatrist: When he did it he was unconcious.
Chester: Unconcious? You got raped by an unconcious dude E. Ammy? Man, and I thought you were suposed to be tough.

psychiatrist: I think the real question you should be asking Chester is if E. Ammy is pregnant.
Chester: Why?
Psychiatrist: Well, I think Jesse could explain that one for ya.
Me: Uh... I have no clue what this quake is talking about.
Psychiatrist: No? Well, then maybe E. Ammy could explain.
Chester: What is this old man talking about?

AHM BACK!! WHEEEE!!!

i went to bed early

HIIIII

Me: So now that we've come to an understanding can we please drop the subject?
Chester: Man, I have that whole thing on tape. I mean Jesse and Ammy were doing it right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone.
Me: I said drop it.
Chester: Ammy, have you been having random mood swings? Have you missed any periods?
Me: I said drop it. And why does it matter?
Chester: During you two's little "encounter" that night your "latex" glove wasnt on.

not really i did not mean to sleep all day just was tried^^

i could have done more stuff if i did not sleep all day^^

i went to an art museum on Sunday^^