InvaderAmmy00

Me: *clutches you tighter* Whenever people asked us if we were dating, in my mind, I would always think that yes, we are. Yes, I do consider us dating. *shuts eyes as we pass through fire*

Me: *screams as we get twisted and flung around, narrowly missing all sorts of blades and pit falls* Ammy! If we die, I want you to know something!

Me: calm down, I'm sure he was exagerating when he said it was... *a big blade swings right in front of our faces* ...deadly...*throws arms around you, squeezing you* I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Me: *squeezes in next to you* Yeah, ok, lets ride this thing. *gulp*

Conductor: *evil smile* *locks the support bar in place* See you on the other side.

Me: Wait, what? What do you mean by that?

Conductor: *pulls lever and the car takes off*

Me: I guess I can't let you go on it by yourself. *grabs a pen* *signs paper*

Conductor: Ok, let's get you seated. *opens gate* *leads us to the car*

Me: That seems awfully small, you sure we both will fit?

Conductor: don't worry, you'll fit fine.

Ride conductor: Hey, this is just a small simple festival, no one really cares about legality. So are you gonna sign it or not?

Me: ...um, I think we'll just go ride something else.

Ride conductor: You sure? There's a $1000 prize for every person who survives the ride.

Me: Cool, let's get in line. *walks to the ride* wow, there's no line at all, I expected there to be a least a small one.

Ride conductor: *spits off to the side* nah, not many people ride this ride. Last person who rode it, died of internal bleeding due to the g-force the ride produces.

Me: Uh...

Ride conductor: *holds out a piece of paper* I'm gonna need you two to side this release waver before riding.

Me: Uh, I'm not sure. I think it's because she called you my gf and I didn't deny it or something. Anyways, who cares, let's just go ride the roller coaster.

Me: *pulls my arm away from that girl* Yeah, just who the heck are you?

Anny: Names Annabella, but everyone calls me Anny! Now come on, it's obvious your girlfriend doesn't want to go into the tunnel of love, so come with me. *grabs my arm*

Me: *pulls arm away* No, me and Ammy here are going to go ride the roller coaster.

Anny: *giggles* So you do admit that she is your girlfriend. That's the information I was after, bye. *skips off and disappears into the crowd*

Me: Ok, let's ride the roller coaster. *starts walking towards the ride* *some random girl steps in front of me*

Random girl: Aw, you two make a cute couple, you should go in the tunnel of love.

Me: Um, ok, we're gonna ride the roller coaster.

Random girl: Oh I get it, she's afraid of the dark enclosed space. That's fine, you can go with me cutey. *grabs my arm and tries to pull me away with her*