Windmill

hi

Happy Thanksgiving, Wind!

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
And he told me there was something that I had to know;

His look and his tone I will always remember,
When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;

"Come about August, now listen to me,
Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three,

"And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;

"And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;

"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink;

"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
"She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing".

Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,

And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;

I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
High roughage salads, juice and diet cola;

And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;

I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;

But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;

And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;

So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;
I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;

She held me today, while sewing and humming,
And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming..."

Hello! ur like 1of the nine people on, so ill talk to you!

i love your avatar

i see you liked my story. i had another, but it was deleted due to the new policy of fac banning explict sexual content.

oh, the story was called knux's journal, which is what rouge's diary is the counterpart of. the sexual stuff was after knux and rouge got married. it was between them. if you're 18 or older, go to hentai foundry and look under shadowlink_350's stories, and you'll find knux's journal. he saved it for me with my permission before the deletions took place. oh, and can you please delete your comment in rouge's diary and shorten it? it's been cause some people's computers to lag/freeze.

It's been doing that to mine too >.< I'll try

wait, i got it. i just remembered i could delete comments. anyway, if you still want a comment in there, just don't make it so long this time.

thanks. much appriciated.

shame *sniff* I was getting really riveted^^

about that....I dont know I yust need one drawing to decede but I will tell you!

omg that thing got back round 2 me...........it took it a year >< i got it last year in december n it still going round wtf