elvisfan123

willy wonka!!!!!!XD hahahahaha

but i havent seen it

yay!!!!!!! thanks!!!!

huh?

• Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
• After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
• If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
• If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
• Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
• Flick pieces of paper around the class.
• When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
• Don’t do your Homework.
• When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
• When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
• During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD
• When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
• 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
• Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
• Hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you! That's payback for that F!” >D
• Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
• When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
• When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
• Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
• Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
• Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
• Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
• Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
• During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
• When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

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if you see me
smiling after
something goes
wrong, watch out;
the smile means
that i have figured
out who i'm
blaming it on.

Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
Sorry Miley i wouldn't like to be the fly looking at your ugly face[b/]
A creepy little, sneaky little fly on the wall
So your comparing flies to you now? You got the creepy part right.
All my precious secrets, yeah
What secret? Are you Hannah Montana? POOH! BAD VOICE!
You'd know them all
Does anybody really want to know??
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
I ALREADY TOLD YOU! NO WAY I WOULD NEVER WANT TOO!
You'd love to know, the things I do
All your schedule says is cheat on my boyfriend and write lame songs.
When I'm with my friends, and not with you
OMG YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
You always second guess, wonder if
Wonder if what?! Cat got your tongue? you may sound good for once
There's other guys I'm flirting with
So your cheating on your bf? Which is illegal cause he's an adult!
You should know by now
You do know he's using you right? hahaha