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"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet. (oh well too late)

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. (damn thats why my eyes always hurt after i put my curling iron in them)

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant. (but i dont want my eyes to smell bad)

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. (now how am i supposed to get anywhere)

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. (why else would i buy it)

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box. (but i like cold pizza)

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup. (so thats why they call them hot beverages?)

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." (no way!)

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife. (but thats my little brothers favorite thing to play with)

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener. (i guess i gotta call in the professionals everytime someone takes a shoot)

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers. (how come good breath cant make me skinnier?)

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate. (isnt theft of anything a crime?)

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck. (cause every mailman drives with his eyes closed if he doesnt have this reminder)

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine. (yup i see 7 year olds driving all the time)

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station. (if im already dead how can you prosecute me?)

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice. (they look so yummy though)

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts. (well what else would it contain)

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain. (so how do i get it to work then?)

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack. (hmm but the plastics the best part!)

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone. (well how else am i supposed to see my phone in the dark?)

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch. (oops)

"No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere. (so what else am i supposed to do)

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos. (so now its ok for me to steal)

"Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement. (omg really?)

"Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge. (hmm that could be a bit of a problem)

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts. (well thanks for the advice)

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap. (and that is how?)