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Doom''s Gamer Gallery

Hi guys! I am going to be doing reviews of different games!. Read along if you wish to hear about my best, worst, and stupid Adventures around the Gaming Universe. ^^ I will review games you request too! For a price!

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 1 - Castle Smurfenstein: Wait, WHAT???
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
Word count: 1765 • Size: 9k • Comments: 8 • views: 343

Chapter 2 - Takeshi's Challenge: Are you Up for It?
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
Word count: 1044 • Size: 5k • Comments: 1 • views: 210

Chapter 3 - Bebe's Kids: It's Animation...And that's About it.
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
Word count: 1752 • Size: 9k • Comments: 1 • views: 271

Chapter 4 - Jackie Chan's Action Kung Foo: Here's To Butt Whoop.
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
Word count: 2372 • Size: 12k • Comments: 0 • views: 216

Chapter 5 - Friday the 13th: Jason's 8-Bit Mess...
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
Word count: 1415 • Size: 7k • Comments: 1 • views: 156

Chapter 6 - Jekyll & Hyde: A Book Gone 8-Bit...
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
Word count: 3575 • Size: 18k • Comments: 1 • views: 277

Chapter 7 - Sonic Spinball: Let's Have a Pinball Party.
Submitted: September 11, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
Word count: 2314 • Size: 11k • Comments: 1 • views: 191

Chapter 8 - The Commodore 64: Wierdest Stuff you'll find...
Submitted: September 11, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
Word count: 2433 • Size: 13k • Comments: 0 • views: 181

Chapter 9 - Hotel Mario: It's No Holiday Inn.
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
Word count: 8777 • Size: 45k • Comments: 0 • views: 233

Chapter 10 - Gitaroo Man: Playstation 2 Gold!
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
Word count: 2210 • Size: 11k • Comments: 0 • views: 204

Chapter 11 - Panic! You Should Do that...
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
Word count: 1687 • Size: 8k • Comments: 0 • views: 179

Chapter 12 - Karnov: Vodka! Vodka!
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
Word count: 1052 • Size: 5k • Comments: 2 • views: 186

Chapter 13 - Karnov The Arcade Game: Karnovpalooza!
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
Word count: 2935 • Size: 15k • Comments: 0 • views: 206

Chapter 14 - Trio the Punch: Never Forget Me...
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
Word count: 2555 • Size: 13k • Comments: 0 • views: 620

Chapter 15 - Waku Waku 7: Neo Geo Stardom!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 713 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 203

Chapter 16 - Hugo's House Of Horror!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 3390 • Size: 17k • Comments: 0 • views: 183

Chapter 17 - Batman Arkham Asylum: Welcome to the Madhouse!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 1069 • Size: 5k • Comments: 0 • views: 164

Chapter 18 - Ghouls and Ghost: Keep your Boxers On, Arthur!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 687 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 162

Chapter 19 - Gyromite: Robot Madness With R.O.B!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 863 • Size: 4k • Comments: 1 • views: 165

Chapter 20 - Golden Axe: Ride On, Gilius!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 627 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 163

Chapter 21 - Mega Man 2: Turn Wily's Robots Into Scrap Metal!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 311 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 139

Chapter 22 - Pacman for the Atari 2600: BLEEP! (Wait, No Waka?)
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 359 • Size: 1k • Comments: 1 • views: 165

Chapter 23 - Scott Pilgrim the Game: Doom's Gamer Gold!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
Word count: 1617 • Size: 8k • Comments: 0 • views: 164

Chapter 24 - Hugo's House of Horror: I found scarier... XP
Submitted: September 16, 2010 • Updated: September 25, 2010
Word count: 3384 • Size: 17k • Comments: 0 • views: 177

Chapter 25 - Kid Chameleon: Get Your Game On! ....Screw it.
Submitted: September 29, 2010 • Updated: September 30, 2010
Word count: 2350 • Size: 12k • Comments: 1 • views: 298

Chapter 26 - Super KKK Brothers: A Rom Hack gone Stupid.
Submitted: October 8, 2010 • Updated: October 8, 2010
Word count: 1012 • Size: 5k • Comments: 1 • views: 230

Chapter 27 - The 50 Greatest Arcade Machines of all time!
Submitted: November 17, 2010 • Updated: November 17, 2010
Word count: 8825 • Size: 46k • Comments: 0 • views: 206

Chapter 28 - Sexual Moment in Gaming History!
Submitted: November 17, 2010 • Updated: November 17, 2010
Word count: 12845 • Size: 68k • Comments: 0 • views: 276

Chapter 29 - Metal Slug 3: Mummies, Mutants, and Martians, OH MY!
Submitted: August 10, 2011 • Updated: August 10, 2011
Word count: 1613 • Size: 9k • Comments: 0 • views: 173

Chapter 30 - Heroes of the Lance: DWARF RAGE!
Submitted: August 10, 2011 • Updated: August 10, 2011
Word count: 1154 • Size: 6k • Comments: 0 • views: 205

Comments

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Vhee_2 on October 8, 2010, 8:30:06 AM

Vhee_2 on (Chapter: 26)
Vhee_2I laughed, but seriously - wtf.

Vhee_2 on October 3, 2010, 2:01:39 AM

Vhee_2 on (Chapter: 25)
Vhee_2Big and hard, lmao this was the funmiest chap! You're good!

TheGameArtCritic on October 2, 2010, 3:15:02 PM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: index)
TheGameArtCriticOh, I've been reading. Glad to see you keeping to the formula I recommened you stick with.

Doomlord1234 on October 2, 2010, 11:57:04 PM

Doomlord1234 on (Chapter: index)
Doomlord1234you should tell me how each chapter is, do you agree with some? What do you disagree with? What do you want me to review next? (I know Beyond Good and Evil)

TheGameArtCritic on September 14, 2010, 10:03:59 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: index)
TheGameArtCriticLovely work with the variety and whatnot. I'll have to check them out once I have the time.

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:07:44 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 22)
VheeI can't ever beat Pac-Man anyway xD

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:05:12 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 19)
VheeHaha weird.

LUAjake on September 13, 2010, 9:50:39 AM

LUAjake on (Chapter: 12)
LUAjakeVodka! Vodka! Boris Yeltsin!

Vhee on September 13, 2010, 9:45:42 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 12)
VheeLol, wow. You poor thing, having to play these games for our amusement xD

Vhee on September 12, 2010, 7:30:55 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: index)
VheePoor Mario...

TheGameArtCritic on September 10, 2010, 9:32:35 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCriticGRAMMER:

"an FTP" should be "a FTP", as F is not a vowel.

That's actually all I have so far, as I must babysit the demon child. I will return later with a full critique.

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:33:20 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: 1)
TheGameArtCritic" there are basically 2 kinds of programs: originals, and rip-offs." I feel as if this sentence in not needed. It would be best to get rid of it. Why? Because in the gaming world, Originals and Rip-Offs are all there really is. In fact, with ANY product, there will always be some form of rip off. The sentence must go.

Kavestion: Did you do your research? Castle Smurfenstein wasn't a rip off, it was a PARODY. It was a parody created by people younger than you are now, no less. On their official site, here is their legaleze:

1. we were minors
2. it was over 10 years ago
3. we were creating a parody
4. we did not make any profit from its creation
5. we owned a copy of the original bought at full retail price
6. and I don't think we even had to break any of the copy protection to make our alterations

So the reality is, it's not a ripoff, but a cute alteration by a high school student, and some friends. It's very important that you point this out.

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:44:40 AM

Doomlord1234 on (Chapter: 1)
Doomlord1234Also, they probably didnt mention this on thier site, but they did say THEY TOOK THE GAME AND RENDERED IT.

Doomlord1234 on September 10, 2010, 9:48:38 AM

Doomlord1234 on (Chapter: 1)
Doomlord1234Well, Actually, Depends on how you say it. To most people, "An FTP, is the correct way to sat it, while others casually say "A FTP". Either one works.

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:23:06 AM

TheGameArtCritic on (Chapter: index)
TheGameArtCriticVery well. You'll still have to say what "FTP" stands for, as some may not know what it means.

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:43:42 AM

Doomlord1234 on (Chapter: index)
Doomlord1234Very true. When my laziness doesnt get the best of me, I'll fix it.

archieluver27 on September 11, 2010, 2:52:06 AM

archieluver27 on (Chapter: 1)
archieluver27lol smurf nazis what the hell!? XD

Vhee on September 11, 2010, 1:51:30 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 7)
VheePinball murder mystery! xD

LUAjake on September 11, 2010, 12:18:22 AM

LUAjake on (Chapter: 1)
LUAjake"SMURF stood for Secret Military Underground Resistance Force"

WOT

Esshole on September 10, 2010, 12:11:49 PM

Esshole on (Chapter: 1)
EssholeI ... never even heard of this game. :|

Vhee on September 10, 2010, 10:59:23 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 6)
VheeWow. I'll never play it. xD

Kiki-yoko on September 10, 2010, 10:09:18 AM

Kiki-yoko on (Chapter: index)
Kiki-yokoEVIL MURDEROUS WALLS AND BOXES!?!??!? OQO''


I feel bad for anyone who plays that evil game, having to sing for 60 minutes!? That's EBIL!!!! D<

But these are some cool/weird games. xD

Vhee on September 10, 2010, 10:05:29 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 5)
VheeLmao.

Vhee on September 10, 2010, 8:37:36 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 3)
VheeThe Japanese game sounds better than this.

Vhee on September 10, 2010, 8:07:40 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 2)
VheeFunniest $hit ever <3

Vhee on September 10, 2010, 7:57:59 AM

Vhee on (Chapter: 1)
VheeLol, wow. That's funny. I'm faving this. :<) What a great gamer you are!