InvaderAmmy00

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Chester: I'll prepare the drinks. Jesse truth or dare?
Me: Dare.
Chester: I dare you to make out with Ammy.
Me: What?
Chester: *in other room* You heard me. Now do it.
Me: I change my mind.
Chester: We're going by your rules. Either do it or have your balls shocked by high voltage. Oh and you have to make out for at least 10 seconds.
Me: Well, what is a kiss? Actors kiss each other in movies all the time. Is it ok with you Ammy?

Chester: well, I guess tonight is right for love. *kisses E. Ammy* *gets out of shower* *drys off and puts clothes on* Hey, whos up for a game of truth or dare?
Me: Sure sounds like fun. You up for it Ammy?

Chester: Ok, right now they'll never agree to a drinking party. I say we spike all the Dr. Pepper. He never stops drinking that stuff. And we need to spike something that Ammy drinks all the time. You know her better than I do. And we'll have to do it during a night where Ammy is most likely to get pregnet. They have those test things that tell you when the best time is. That'll be up to you.

Me: Hey, I'm not drunk right now so I wont try anything.
Chester: *to E. Ammy in the shower out of our earshot* Hey, E. Ammy. We got to get those two together. I'm thinking maybe get them drunk and end up having Jesse getting Ammy pregnet and they'll have no choice but to get together. What do ya think?

Chester: On average we do it about 5-6 times a day.
Me: Take Cartman with you. I think He'll enjoy it.
Cartman: Screw you I'm going to gloat that I reached puberty before that damn Jew. *leaves*
Me: Well, looks like its just you and me.
Chester: *from the bathroom* Do the yawn and stretch and then grab her boob. It'll be great footage for me to laugh at.
Me: Shut up Chester! I'm not going to try and have sex with Ammy!

Cartman: Yes, puke, puke all over Jesse, make him take his clothes off. Puke all over yourself so you'll have to take your clothes off. Puke all over both of ya so you both have to get nude.
Chester: I'm kinda sweaty. How about we take shower together E. Ammy?

Cartman: I think I just hit puberty. I'm starting to get hard.
Me: Dude, way too much info.
Chester: Oh, Oh, Oh, I'm cumming!!!... Oh.
Me: Ok, it's over.
Chester: I've seen the way you look at her Jesse. It's the same look I get when I look at E. Ammy.
Me: Chester, you are just a pervert asshole. You don't know anything about my personal feelings.
Chester: *puts underware on* Look, Jesse, at first I was in denile about my love for E. Ammy but I finale learned to accept it. Think about it. Search you're feelings.
Me: Yes it's true I luv her but I luv her as a sister. I luv all my friends even if they don't know it. I even luv you and E. Ammy. Just accept the fact that it's possible to show luv without being in luv.

Chester: Aww, you two make such a cute couple. Oh yeah, that feels goooood!
Me: My guess is they'll be done in 30 mins.
Chester: Oh, get the whip. And the chocolate.
Me: You thirsty? I got some of my Dr. Pepper here.
Cartman: Oh man. this is great. I only wish I had a video camera.
Chester: Oh come on Jesse, I know you've got the hots for Ammy ever since that night you did her while she was unconcious. Oh E. Ammy! Soooooo goooood.

Chester: Ok, E. Ammy you can be on top.
Me: *whispers to you* All you have to do is watch, no pay attention. If you want to talk to distract you I'm here.
Chester: Ahhh yes! Lets go doggy style now.
Me: *whispers* *gives ya a side hug* Don't worry, you're best friend is here.