InvaderAmmy00

Chester: ...
Me: Chester?
Chester: ...
Me: Chester? You ok?
Chester: ...
Me: Look it's Jessica Simpson striping nude!
Chester: ...
Me: Jesus, what's wrong with you?
Chester: please...
Me: Please? Please what?
Chester: Please, Please tell me that's not true.
Me: What?
Chester: *Grabs ahold of E. Ammy's sholders yelling* PLEASE, TELL ME THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yo, what's up Ammy?
Chester: And how about you E. Ammy? Have you gone to get an ultrasound yet?
Me: What does it matter?
Chester: Cause, I want to know if we're gonna have an evil perverted intelligent girl or an evil perverted intelligent boy.
Me: What makes you so sure that it's gonna be evil or perverted or intelligent?
Chester: Genetics.

Chester: Oh, here comes a good part. Here's where I pour chocolate sauce all over E. Ammy's boobs. Then I lick it off as she puts some on my cock. Oh, heres the part where Kyle walks in.
Me: *grabs a piece of popcorn* I know that I should be disguested by what I'm seeing but for some reason I find it entertaining to watch. In a non-sexual way.
Chester: *pats me on the back* That's because my friend you're so used to seeing it that you find it interesting to see how the people who know how to have fun live.
Me: All a matter of opinoin. Whats she doing with that banana?
Chester: Oh, E. Ammy is shoving it up my butt.

Come on, I don't want to be the only one making up the video. Why don't you have E. Ammy explain whats going on?

Heyaz cool avi =3

Chester: How about we refer to the video shall we? *puts video in* Lets watch.
*moaning and groaning and a ton of sick disgusting things are shown on the tv*
Cartman: OMG! *runs to bathroom*
Kyle: *grabs eyes* My eyes! I've gone blind again! *runs into a wall and falls on me*
Chester: *eating some popcorn* want some Evil Ammy?
Me: *wakes up due to Kyle falling on me* What's going on? *gets up* What're y'all watching? *watches tv* What exactly am I watching?

You get to make up whats on the T.V. You must feel special dont' you? ^^

it's okay^^ thanks

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Me: H-hold up. *stumbles over and grabs a beer* L-let me j-just have one more beer. *Chugs it* *stands there with a blank stare*
Cartman: ...well, you gonna go do it?
Me: *falls backwards unconcious rightt onto Ammy*
Kyle: *gets out of the closet* Ha fatboy, he's out cold so he can't do what you were trying to trick him into doing.
Cartman: Grrrr. Damn it... well, at least you'll still end up looking gay at school. Me on the other hand, I'll just say you hypnotized me so you could experience you gay fantasy.
Chester: *stretches* *puts arm around Evil Ammy* What happened while me and Evil Ammy here were having fun?

Me: *finishes the third beer then opens the forth and takes a sip* I win? Cool. I'm a I'm a I'm a bit drunk right now. I-I-I can't think straight. Kenny, I say strip him naked and hang him by his feet from a flag pole. Kyle and Eric should both put on dresses and go to school holding hands and kiss in the middle of the hallway.
Eric: No fracking way!!!!
Kyle: For once, I agree with fatass.
Eric: Damn it I'm not fat you fracking Jew!
Kyle: Don't discriminate against my people lardass.
Eric: You know what, I think I'll do it just to make people think your gay.
Anouncer: What about Ammy?
Eric: Isn't it obvious dipshoot? Whenever Jesse gets drunk he ends up becoming as perverted as Chester. And since Ammy is the only girl here he's gonna have sex with her while she's unconcious again.
Me: I-I don't want to d-do that, do I?
Kyle: No you don't.
Eric: Yes you do. *shoves Kyle into a closet and locks it*
Me: *stumbles and almost falls down* are you my concence?
Eric: Yes, listen to your concence. take Ammy, strip her nude, tie her to a bed and have sex with her.
Me: Well, if my concence says so.
Anoucer: What are you comments about this action Ammy or Evil Ammy(if Evil Ammy and Chester are done)

Announcer: And their off. Don't you just love the sound of sooo many beers opening at the same time. Eric and Ammy are the first one's done with the first beer, then it's Jesse, Kyle, and Kenny in dead last. Maybe you'll have better luck if you remove your parka. Two down and Ammy's in the lead followed by Eric then Kyle then Jesse and Kenny is still dead last. Third beer. Forth beer down and Eric's in the lead with Kyle right behind him. Kenny has passed out and Ammy looks like she's on the verge of passing out. It doesn't even look like Jesse's even trying. He's just sipping his third beer. They're going to the last beer.

You choose what happens next.