Snake_Eyes
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| Username | Snake_Eyes | Gender | Female |
| Date Joined | Location | Pantsland, the land made entirely of cheese. | |
| Last Updated | Occupation | Struggling artist | |
| Last visit | # Pictures | 121 | |
| # Comments Given | 69 |
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Member Info
Sora: T-t-the...c-c-a...
Riku: Sora, it's pronounced "cat".
Kairi: You lie, Riku. Don't tell us your dirty lies.
Sora: Yeah, Riku. You liar.
Riku: ...
(Don't ask. xD)
Yo Snake, where are yuh?
Your buddy Snake is in a rut. She is no longer the random, maniacal, lame homourist she once was, but more of a...well, I don't know what the fork I am now, but it ain't what it was before. Therefore, I probably won't be updating much, if not, AT ALL, on FAC. ...Scratch that. I might update. Once in a while.
Why Snake? Whhhhhy?
One, I hardly play video games anymore.
Two, I still have yet to play Kingdom Hearts 2, which Kingdom Hearts is what made me who I was that day, or something.
Three, FAC has changed. Now I may not have been here as long as most people, but eh. I miss the blue. o.o And It takes me a load of time to actually load a page too. Not to mention uploading artwork, which takes even more time to load. Basically, I don't like change. Which makes me a really complicated person, dog sarnit. But the love is still there.
Love? Wha?
You know. It's like we've been dating for a while, but after 2-odd years of intimacy, I got bored of you and persued a different route...except you actually found out I was cheating on you with Deviantart. o.o And we're still going at it, with red hot, firey picture uploading between the sheets. ...Okay, now that was creepy. xD
So yeah. Sorry folks. If I ever get my funny back, I'll come back to you. If FAC becomes blue and less laggy for me, I'll surely be back. But until then, ya'll gotta wait craploads of time for an update. That probably won't even be funny.
But if you like Snake, not only for her humor, but for her artistic (-Laughs-), and crude original humor, go here. (http://bootleg.deviantart.com)
Now back to your regular programming.
Name: j.y (aka Snake, n00dle, or bootleg)
DOB: Feb 13th, 1989
Age: Do the math.
Sex: Atleast the FAC has the decency to use "gender". xD
Anime preference: Comedy, ecchi, shoujo-ai, and to a lesser extent, shounen-ai.
Mu-zac: Right now, I have an insane infatuation with Benny Benassi.
Requests: No.
Why: Lazy.
Okay: Yeah.
*If you ask me to draw a picture of an actual, non-original created character, I might draw for you, but odds are I'm still too lazy. Other than that, no.
Hooray for shiny things! :D
Riku the Paopu Fruit and His Star Fruit Buddies was removed due to violation of FAC Rules and Policies and Stuff. So go here and stare at my boredom and photogramaphy. o_o (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/n00dle-bowl/RikuStarfishResize.jpg)
*I hate chain letters. Particulary the last one that was posted on my profile. The one regarding the "skinned dead girl". It has been removed, and I pray that it will NEVER be posted again. So, don't post chain letters on my profile, PLEASE.
Riku: Sora, it's pronounced "cat".
Kairi: You lie, Riku. Don't tell us your dirty lies.
Sora: Yeah, Riku. You liar.
Riku: ...
(Don't ask. xD)
Yo Snake, where are yuh?
Your buddy Snake is in a rut. She is no longer the random, maniacal, lame homourist she once was, but more of a...well, I don't know what the fork I am now, but it ain't what it was before. Therefore, I probably won't be updating much, if not, AT ALL, on FAC. ...Scratch that. I might update. Once in a while.
Why Snake? Whhhhhy?
One, I hardly play video games anymore.
Two, I still have yet to play Kingdom Hearts 2, which Kingdom Hearts is what made me who I was that day, or something.
Three, FAC has changed. Now I may not have been here as long as most people, but eh. I miss the blue. o.o And It takes me a load of time to actually load a page too. Not to mention uploading artwork, which takes even more time to load. Basically, I don't like change. Which makes me a really complicated person, dog sarnit. But the love is still there.
Love? Wha?
You know. It's like we've been dating for a while, but after 2-odd years of intimacy, I got bored of you and persued a different route...except you actually found out I was cheating on you with Deviantart. o.o And we're still going at it, with red hot, firey picture uploading between the sheets. ...Okay, now that was creepy. xD
So yeah. Sorry folks. If I ever get my funny back, I'll come back to you. If FAC becomes blue and less laggy for me, I'll surely be back. But until then, ya'll gotta wait craploads of time for an update. That probably won't even be funny.
But if you like Snake, not only for her humor, but for her artistic (-Laughs-), and crude original humor, go here. (http://bootleg.deviantart.com)
Now back to your regular programming.
Name: j.y (aka Snake, n00dle, or bootleg)
DOB: Feb 13th, 1989
Age: Do the math.
Sex: Atleast the FAC has the decency to use "gender". xD
Anime preference: Comedy, ecchi, shoujo-ai, and to a lesser extent, shounen-ai.
Mu-zac: Right now, I have an insane infatuation with Benny Benassi.
Requests: No.
Why: Lazy.
Okay: Yeah.
*If you ask me to draw a picture of an actual, non-original created character, I might draw for you, but odds are I'm still too lazy. Other than that, no.
Hooray for shiny things! :D
Riku the Paopu Fruit and His Star Fruit Buddies was removed due to violation of FAC Rules and Policies and Stuff. So go here and stare at my boredom and photogramaphy. o_o (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/n00dle-bowl/RikuStarfishResize.jpg)
*I hate chain letters. Particulary the last one that was posted on my profile. The one regarding the "skinned dead girl". It has been removed, and I pray that it will NEVER be posted again. So, don't post chain letters on my profile, PLEASE.
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macalaca on July 13, 2006, 12:27:55 AM
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You've got such a cute gallery! Arue on July 12, 2006, 11:25:58 PM
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dude youve got two chain letters (wait do those roses thingys count O_o) you better come yell at these people xDsonicbabe5 on July 12, 2006, 10:36:51 AM
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this will make you cry...Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.
READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE
Please listen to this angel's request......
If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.
Please....do it for Jenny.
Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours................................. please do......
Winry_rockbell on July 12, 2006, 8:50:28 AM
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E1pnvn on July 12, 2006, 7:58:48 AM
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Pfffft, hahahahaha.I was gonna look at your gallery 'cus I've seen your funny things before in different people's favorites. I thought I'd read your profile first. Hehehe... Don't like chain letters eh? Hehehe... You have so many chain letters on your profile right now. Pahahaha. The irony! XD
Ok, I'll stop being a dumbass now. Bye. ^^
Oblivion on July 11, 2006, 11:24:23 AM
Oblivion on
this will make you cry...Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.
READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE
Please listen to this angel's request......
If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.
Please....do it for Jenny.
Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................
Taria on July 10, 2006, 2:10:10 PM
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I love your gallery it is great fav!!!!!!EdwardAsakura on July 9, 2006, 2:22:45 PM
hiya~~~kingdom hearts fans!!!me too..hahahow r u?well,hav u drawing kingdom heatrs II?
i really want to see!!!
i send this to u,hope u can be a star...
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bluemoon_alchemist on July 8, 2006, 6:55:40 PM
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