TheGameArtCritic

HOLY SH--- that's odd .______.

only she doesn't have family issues (not like eclipse), she wasn't abandoned, and she's not posessed. though she WAS cursed... to be a l'Cie...

yarly. she's seriously blunt, and brutally honest. she's also a blatant realist, so whenever someone goes "what if we do this?" she goes, "no, because you'll die." being in the guardian corps (basically, she was a cop) doesn't help. she's also seriously bitter about what happened to her sister, so that kinda makes it worse.

again, i'd rather have brutal-realist rather than damsel-in-diatress *coughyunakairiaerithcough*

._______.; *falls over*

okay XD wow, watching Lightning pwn everyone/thing is... very amusing.... she's such a b*tch sometimes, though XDDDDDD

oohh.. i see i see

what about SA2B?

Not as good as Sonic Adventure 1. Less inspired level design and badniks (oh wait, there were no badniks, just unoriginal G.U.N. bots). I like the Chao garden, I will admit. Rouge is worthless, nuff said. Knuckles looks like a pimp with all that god damn gear he wears by the end of the game, unce unce. Story not as dramatic as Sonic 2K6, but still took itself too seriously. Physics were improved from Adventure 1, another plus. Oh yeah, it featured everyone's favorite original emo sh¡t dribble, Shadow.

7.5/10

I like Shadow. You know why? Because he's the only character who isn't "omg happy fun time". He makes everything balanced out, and less "rad".

Lol, "rad"...

Shadow wasn't in Sonic 1-3&K, CD, or Adventure 1, and there was no "Happy Fun Time" in those games.

sure there was. Cartoonish robots, and colors!

And that's why they were so great, escapist. I don't want no emohogs drowning my Sonic games in angst and drama.

It's one character, silly. Besides, you don't HAVE to play as Shadow in SA2.

That, and he was very funny in chronicles.

"MUST... STOP... LISTENING... TO YOU!"

So then why are you interested in Sonic 4? No other characters besides Sonic. No alternate forms besides his Super form. No dramatic narrative. Upbeat music. COLOR! :¬O

Now I have really entered the Lost Labyrinth on your psyche.

c wut i did thar...

;-;

I like it because it's Sonic. This is enough for me.

I like Sonic for the characters. For the CHARACTER in general. I don't give a shoot about gameplay. Most of the time. >_>

SHIFT! THE ROCK!

SHIFT! THE ROCK!

SHIFT! THE ROCK!

SHIFT! THE ROCK!

"SEEMS LIKE A DATE TO DAIIII FOR!"

it's fun.

"Hey, that's my line!"

See? Fun.

But I thought you said you loved all the "FRIENDSHIP IS POWER! HEYEAH~!" sh¡t?

/confuzled

I love that stuff. It's just that, Shadow balances it out so that Sonic doesn't suddenly remind me of a purple talking dinosaur.

So is that your excuse for Unleashed, the werehog?

I liked the werehog because he was fun to play as.

ZOMIGOSH I LIKE THE WEREHOG!! AGHHGHHG...!! I CAN'T LET HER BE!! I... MUST... TROOLLLL!!

I know you want to. It's part of your nature.

Normally I would, but we're Bubble Bobble Buddies, so surly I jest~<3

this power is the kkeeeyyy... this power changes MEEEE.

I got Julien-K's 1st released album, Death to Analog.

That's an oddly ironic title.

whats are your thoughts on Sonic 2006?

Sonic had decent gameplay, wasn't all "LOL BOOST BUTTON". Consistent platforming was mandatory. I fancy Silver the Werehog of the game, slow and methodical (methodical is putting it nicely...). lolShadow. The story was wretched, but the music was tight. Eggman wasn't as fat, so another minus. It's not looking good from here...buy hey, it had Knuckles in it, so another plus. Felt like a Sonic Adventure 3 (which is what they should have called it).

6.5/10

Place a Sonic Unleashed DLC. Then tell me "LOLBOOST".

Who said I was referring to Unleashed, I may have been talking about Rush ;¬)

Most people LIKED Rush.

I am stuck on the sky level... still... DX

It had wonky physics and relied on nothing but the boost system.

other peeps did like the boost engine.

I M R A POSITIVE PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO R SONIC GAMEZ.

Jericho: *Smiles at what he did. He was happy to see something that was given to him by a rock band long ago, played by someone who would enjoy it*

so yeah, dont hate me for not actually hating Sonic 4 XDD

Jericho: Go on, Sonic...It's yours...*Smiles* To keep.

o hai!

just a warning, i'm watching dad play FFXIII, so rp replies WILL be SLOWWWWWW.

Jericho: *Comes back with the guitar*