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and back.

Amy: (blush) Well, red is my favourite colour.

Dax: I'm flattered, Daniel. (cheeky grin) You don't look so bad, yourself.

xD I know, right?
It's only less noticeable because she was a more severe character than the others, so her 'loosening up'-ness is less noticeable.

Bashir: Mine, too. Though I liked green until two seconds ago...

Holmes: You flatter me, Jadzia. You look like a goddess. (there it is again!)

That's what made her so fun, I think. I always got a kick out of her.

Amy: Well, well, Julian. I had no idea you were so impressionable.

Dax: Daniel, you do know the right things to say, don't you?

She was just so funny.

Bashir: If the influence is powerful enough (eyes her)...

Holmes: I speak the truth. I always shoot straight, Jadzia. And again, you are a goddess.

She has the best lines on the show, possibly next to Quark

Amy: (blushes again) You flatter me, Doctor. (plays with the strings on her hip absentmindedly)

Dax: (kisses him sweetly) You're too kind. (addressing the other two) Well, what now?

xD Quark has some of the funniest moments. Although, Odo would give Kira and Quark a run for their money on funniest lines. love Odo.

It seemed right XD

Bashir: That's good to know. I've only got my eyes on one girl and she's wearing a very naughty bikini right now (lol. If he only knew)

Holmes: I am the luckiest guy in the world (staring open-mouthed)

((It's after the duty shift, at the beach. lol, tikme warp! ))

Well, yes, she does. I've seen some of it. But she's still wound tight compared to the others.

Bashir: Oh, are you rather attached to your knickers, then?

Holmes: Oh yeah. The spots stay. Definitely.

((Want to skip to the picnic part?))

She really didn't give him a chance. I wonder why. He was arrogant at first, but he settled down later.

Amy: Well, that depends on who's removing them, dear.

Dax: Well, I'll definitely have fun counting them for you.

xD sure

Well, she mentioned in one episode that the Trill tried to rise above the wordly temptations, and so on. I'm looking for the episode so I can get the full quote now.

Also, so sorry about that. I fell asleep. XD also, I love love LOVE chocolate. Especially dark chocolate.

Bashir: I dare say, my dear, our equipment is different...(kisses her hand all gentlemanly) and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Holmes: I'd love to. I also wouldn't object to you counting mine. And I never did feed you those Azna bits, did I. I feel guilty. I'll have to make it up to you (shy smile).

That's okay :)
Dark chocolate is definitely good. I agree there. Milk chocolate is best with peanut butter.

Amy: (blushes, then considers) Although, it would be interesting to see what you'd look like as a girl...

Dax: You certainly didn't.

xD I snorted at Bashir's response. And Holmes is getting braver!

I can only handle peanut butter in small quantities, or I'll get sick to my stomach. Instead of Reese's Pieces, they need to start selling those Hershey Drops at the movie theaters.

Bashir: Well, I'm sure I wouldn't be as lovely as you.

Holmes: What would you want? A double order of Azna bits, maybe? Or something else I can give you? (teasing tone)

lol, but it does sound like him! And I get the feeling that Holmes will always be shy, but after a 'taste', he'd be like a kid in a candy store...but respectful. if that makes sense. XD

You, too? I can't eat many of my beloved pistachios for that very reason.

Amy: (blushes furiously)

Dax: How about a double order of 'something else'? (grins seductively)

xD I actually blushed -for- Amy on that one! He's one smooth-talker, isn't he? And yeah, I'm the same. Also, I love the "beloved" bit. ;P

Bashir: Hmm, you seem a bit feverish. I think we should stop by the infirmary, Ms. Collins. (winks)

Holmes: Oh? Whatever could you mean? How about giving me a hint?

lol, he certainly knows the right thing to say. Are you a fruit and vegetable sort of person? I can eat vegetables, but I'm not so good with fruits.

Amy: Yes, Doctor, I do think you're right. I'm sure you have some sort of remedy for me.

Dax: (moves her hand slightly higher on his thigh) You're imaginative, aren't you, Daniel?

It depends on the vegetable. I hate most green things. The only green things I can stand are raw broccoli, peas, and the green beans that you get at a chinese restaurant. As for fruit, I can eat most any kind of fruit. My favorites are strawberries, peaches, and watermelon.

Bashir: I've got just the thing. But first, finish your breakfast, or you won't have enough strength. (Takes her fork and tries to feed her) Open wide...

Holmes: V-very much so! (sweating a bit now, but trying to stay cool)

It's about the same for me. Although I can eat just about any vegetable that's stir-fried.

Amy: Is this remedy physically strenuous? (opens her mouth)

Dax: I'm sure you could imagine up a plethora of things, then. (massages his thigh)

I'm very picky about what I eat. Oh, I'm also madly in love with pineapple.

Bashir: Well, that depends on what you consider 'strenuous'. I would say at least 3 hours, if we had that kind of time (mischievious smile)

Holmes: I'm imagining a few things right now. Such as...(picks her up and puts her in his lap. Looks a little odd because she's taller than him, but he's apparently uncaring). Much better.

I'm picky depending on what it is. Fish, for example, I can only eat a few ways. Beef, though, I get along with easier. Pineapple is amazing.

Amy: Oh, at least. In fact, I might need a second dose immediately following the first. (same smile) (gives Holmes and Dax a weird look) You guys do know you have company, right?

Dax: (puts her arms around his neck) This works for me.

Same for me! I can't have fish very often. Most of the time it just isn't flavorful enough, and I get tired of it really easily. Also xD to Dan. Pineapple is incredible. I can never get enough pineapple.

Bashir: A second dose, huh? I'm certainly up for that. Amy, dear, you shouldn't gawk at them. Besides, we aren't much better with these double entendres, now are we? (smiles)

Holmes: (Gives her an affectionate cuddle). You need your strength, too, come to think. (Orders Azna bits). Okay, since the good doctor here is feeding his date, it must be healthy. (pops an azna bit into her mouth)

Sisko: Well, this certainly looks cozy (serious expression)

I'm not a big fan of fish, either. I can eat sushi, and I'm good with fried, but I don't like baked or breaded. Pineapple and cherries for me.

Oh, I decided how Dan gets his spots! But I'm not going to tell you yet :p XD

Okay, right now I'm laughing my butt off. xD

Amy: Well... I do suppose you have a point. Although I haven't crawled into your lap yet, if I may point out, Julian. Good morning, sir!

Dax: Care to join us, Benjamin? (gives Sisko a collected, uncaring look)

I don't particularly care for cherries. Cherry-flavoured, maybe.

:(

I know! It's a lot of fun, isn't it :)

Bashir: And why haven't you, Ms Collins? Ah, good morning, Commander!

Holmes: (suddenly too nervous to speak. Probably overload from being around both his girlfriend and his commanding officer; offers a weak salute to Sisko)

Sisko: Well, seeing as there IS an available chair...unless you'd like it back, Lt Dax? (winks at Holmes)

I think that's the first point we've differed on so far.

:(

Way too much!

Amy: Well, I do like to maintain some sense of public decency. Although, I've been considering it.

Dax: Daniel here is quite comfortable, but thank you, Benjamin. Feel free.

It's the texture, I think. I like cherry pie! I just don't like the way it feels when I bite into it.

(lol at your mirroring my sadface)

Same here!

Bashir: Public Decency? No one is nude here, Amy. Come on, climb aboard! (Grabs her around the waist and deposits her in his lap)

Holmes: Thank you, Lt. We were just, uh...yeah. I was getting to know Lt Dax better, sir. Isn't that right, Amy; Doctor

Sisko: (Smiles) Well, it's about time you hooked up with someone, old man!

Ah, I get that. I have the same problem with fish, or with, say, a mango.

XD I didn't realize I did that.

Amy: (crosses her arms and turns her head, pouting with dignity) I object to being picked up like a doll. (doesn't remove herself)

Dax: Haha, well, it wouldn't hurt you to find some companionship, yourself, Benjamin. And Daniel, there's no need to make excuses. (smiles sweetly down at him)

Yes, I hate biting into a mango! Blegh.

xD That's your subconscious, telling you that you should feel remorse for torturing me so.

Bashir: Well, if I'm as 'scrawny' as Ensign Holmes implied, then you could lift me instead, if that's more to your liking.

Holmes: Well, then. (smiles) If my commanding officer wasn't right there, I would kiss you.

Sisko: Dax, you won't get anywhere with Ensign Holmes unless you make the first move. Kiss him. That's an order. Duty shift starts in 30 mins- don't be late.

It's just...it feels like it should be more firm or something.

You want to talk torture? Where's your pilot XD
(Sorry, that was a cheap shot, but you totally had me on that one, so I had to scramble XD)

Amy: I didn't say I didn't like it, I said I objected to it, Julian.

Dax: Yes, sir! (kisses a deer-in-headlights Holmes with a smile)

xD Cheap, but true! I'm sorry. xD I actually got a little bit done today. As well I should have, after getting 12 hours of sleep last night. xDDD

Bashir: Oh, you did, didn't you. Well, if you'd prefer, I can put you down and you can climb back up of your own accord.

Holmes: (Enjoying the kiss, big-time)

Sisko: (grins) Congratulations, all of you. I'm glad to see that we're all getting along so well. (Leaves to go to Ops)

Holmes: Are you sure that was okay, Jadzia? I honestly can't tell when the Commander is joking...
Not that I honestly care much at this point.

lol, I still feel guilty. Maybe I will share a little bit...but not the spot thing.

Bashir: Listen, Dax, I just…I have to know.
Dax: what, Julian? (inquisitive)
Bashir: Well…why did you…why did you give him a shot…but not me?
Dax:…Julian, you’re a sweet guy, and you’re already successful in your own rite. Holmes is more of a…well, he needs the attention. I was just being nice at first, to help him fit in. He’s coming here without your accomplishments, and without the respect you command. And I…just really had a good time with him. That’s all there is to it.

Amy: Well, now that I'm already here, no need to waste energy better spent on... other things. (wriggles into a more comfortable position in Julian's lap)

Dax: Don't worry, Daniel. I know Benjamin almost better than he does.

Haha for a moment, I was afraid that what you were 'sharing' was part of our above conversation. I was like, Amy will have a few choice words for Julian, asking that in her presence. xD But I think that'll be an interesting encounter.

Bashir: We're in agreement on that (cups an arm around her back)

Holmes: Well, that's good. So...I'm not wearing anything under my uniform (lmao!) Or does that only work when girls do it? You've been both, after all...

Oh, no, I was just jotting it down and not really filling it out. It occured to me that it might make sense for Bashir to feel something about that situation, so he'd confront Dax.

Amy: (Snorts with laughter at Holmes) Why don't you two just skip the... foreplay, if that's the right word for what you two are doing. (bursts into another round of laughter)

Dax: (Interested tone) Well, Daniel, I'd say it works with both genders.

Yeah, it makes sense. I could see him nursing a tiny bit of a grudge for Holmes about that for a while. Until things get good with Amy! ;)

Bashir: Ah well. I admit, I'm also partial to Milanos. That's an old earth cookie. Have you heard of them?

Holmes: (smiles) I'm glad to hear that. You're pretty cute when you blush. (smirks, knowing he's going to hear plenty about that comment, consider how red his face is)

That's impressive no matter how you know it imho.

Amy: You're joking! That's my favorite cookie! I can never say no to a Milano. Or two. Or the whole bag. (xD so true)

Jadzia: Isn't there an old earth saying about the pot calling the kettle black, Daniel? Although I must say, you're much cuter when you blush.

xD I KNOW. He's amazing.

Bashir: They really are a delectable little treat. I'm pretty sure my tennis matches with Chief O'Brien are keeping me in shape. Do you play, Amy?

Holmes: I really did set myself up for that one, but that's alright. With eight lifetimes, you're a good person to banter with.

Milanos are seriously good, aren't they. Crap, I'm getting hungry now.

Amy: (mutters under her breath) no, []iyou[/i] are. (Coughs, then speaks normally) I do occasionally, but I'm sorry to report that my skills are quite lacking.

Dax: You don't seem to have a hard time keeping up. (Innocent tone, but places her hand on Dan's thigh under the table)

I know! Darn me for mentioning the jammie dodgers. Darn YOU for mentioning the milanos.

Bashir: If you don't mind spending time with me, I'd love to help you...improve your game.

Holmes: (Sits up straighter) Is it hot in here? (Inches his seat closer to her) Well, uh, I daresay you hold the advantage, though.

Yeah, pretty much. Let's see...pistachios, chips, cookies...I'm just getting it all out on the table now (figuratively, not literally).

Amy: I wouldn't mind in the least, but are you sure you can keep up? I'm a quick study and I have a lot of stamina.

Dax: no, dear, it's just you. (moves her hand up a tiny bit higher) well, I have my days.

Omg I love pistachios!

How are you tonight?

Oh, I've almost got my part of that ridiculous rp done!

I'm pretty good! Was watching tv online with a friend, but now I'm back! How about yourself?

Can't wait! Let me know as SOON as you're done. I have to have first grabs.

I'm not bad. I got a promotion at work today, so I'm pretty happy with that ^^

Absolutely :) You're the first person who's going to get it.

How's your pilot coming?

Haven't touched it since last night. xD I got about 3 hours of sleep last night, cause of our hilarious conversation xDD So I don't think I'll get anything much done tonight. My brain is not functioning at the proper speed to deal with heavy-duty ST thinking.

lol, sorry about that XD That really was fun, though! Up for round two? :D

Lol sure! Where are we starting?

Where ever you want. I went first last time, so you can go first this time.

^If you want, you can go first this time. Sorry. It wasn't supposed to be a demand. lol

Lol you can go first. xD

Ok. Oh, and you've got mail!

Holmes: Good morning, Doctor. Sleep well.

Bashir: Yes, albeit a bit lonely, if you get my drift.

Holmes: Indeed I do. And- wow. Look at that pair.

(indicates Amy and Jadzia)

Reading it now. :D

(said pair already deep in conversation)

Amy: So how are you and Daniel getting along?

Jadzia: Oh, just fine. He's a really sweet guy. Although his shyness can be a bit of an inhibitor, if you catch my meaning.

Amy: Ah, I do, indeed. I'm sorry to hear that. He just needs a bit of prodding. I can't say Julian has that problem.

I bey you'll lol.

Bashir: Well, good morning, ladies. Can we join you?

Holmes: Good morning, Lt. Good morning, Ensign. (All crisp and formal, nodding his head as he greets them)

Bashir: (My God, the man is a right idiot sometimes)

I am already. xD

Amy: Of course, Julian. (scoots over to make room for him, her whole demeanor becoming warmer)

Jadzia: Good morning, Daniel. (gives him a bright smile before grabbing his uniform sleeve and dragging him down into the chair)

You'll lol harder, trust me.

Bashir: You seem like you got a good nights sleep, Ensign Collins. You're bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning!

Holmes: (Sits down roughly) You look nice today, Lt. (nervous smile) How was the gamma shift?

Amy: Well, Doctor, those sedatives you prescribed did wonders for me. I feel like a new woman. (cheeky grin)

Jadzia: (trying not to laugh) You don't look so bad yourself, Ensign. Nothing out of the ordinary.

xD Okay, the spots, the spots! xDDD And I love that Sisko gave him a thumbs up. That's awesome. The whole turbolift meeting was great. xD that's great.

Bashir: I'm glad they worked. But I had a few ideas I wanted to *experiment* with, to see if they help you sleep better.

Holmes: (mock disappoint) My spots don't look more full today?

I had fun with that. If I did finally let the poor guy have some action, there had to be some strings attached!

Amy: Well, I'd be more than happy to stop by your quarters after my shift so we can get started right away.

Jadzia: Oh, no, if anything they look even more prominent than before. (runs a single finger from his temple, following the trail of spots to where it disappeared below his uniform)

I thought it was awesome. xD He'd look so cute with spots.

Bashir: Ah, perfect. Though perhaps we all might meet for some dinner first? As gentleman, Holmes and I wouldn't think of letting you girls get the bill. Does everyone here eat Klingon?

Holmes: (Smiles) Your spots are particularly lusturous (sp) today, I think. Is that a new hair band? (fingers her ponytail). And I think Jul- er, Dr. Bashir has a point.

I've been working on a way to give him spots, at least for one episode.

Amy: Actually, I'm quite allergic to most Klingon dishes, I'm afraid.

Jadzia: (smiles) New to you. I haven't worn it in a while. I'm up for anything, provided Amy's immune system agrees. (everyone laughs)

(gentlemen, plural) (lustrous)

Bashir: Well then...I know! How about a holosuite picnic at Quark's? There's Risa, the desert of Veridian III...

Holmes: It compliments you nicely, Lieutenant. I'm game for a picnic, Doctor. Minus ants. I guess they were some old earth pest...

(On both counts: D'oh. I could spell better before I took college english, for some reason. I seriously used to be really good.)

Amy: As long as somebody brings the jammie dodgers!

Dax: You know, Daniel, those spots are really starting to grow on me. (err, no pun intended) You thought about keeping them, maybe?

Lol totally okay. It happens to the best of us. Also, jammie dodgers; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammy_Dodgers

Amy: I'm glad to hear it, Julian. I must say, none of my other doctors are this... thorough.

Jadzia: I'd never dream of it, Daniel. (sliding her hand around to his back, undoing his zipper halfway before he even realized what happened)

Bashir: My goodness! Then you've haven't been getting proper care. I'll have to be extra thorough. (Slides one sleeve off)

Holmes: (Shrugs out of the top of his jumpsuit; kisses her neck sweetly) beautiful, smart, and sweet? You, Jadzia Dax, are perfect.

I figured he's the type to say something like that.

lol, well, I make him only slightly more pathetic than myself, of course XD and lmao at Jadzia. I could see her smiling sweetly as she said that.

If this gets any hotter, we should move to PM. Not that I think we'll get super serious here, but just in case of younger folks reading.

My goodness, indeed. xD This is just awesome. I can't stop laughing. First at that I can actually see Amy and Julian's interaction actually happening. Second, because Holmes is so cliche lame/pathetic/cute. xDD

Here, give me 5 minutes to get caught up (with the story transfer) and I'll email what I have. Then we can split it up; you take Holmes and Dax and I'll take Julian and Amy. xD Knowing you, SOMETHING will happen and poor Holmes won't get any... again.

It really is. For the record, if I put Holmes and Dax together in the fic like this, please reach through the computer screen and slap me for being stupid, and tell me to put it in a one-shot, because Holmes shouldn't be THAT lame in the real thing!

Sure, that sounds fine to me :)

Yes, sir!

Bashir: Amy...don't keep me waiting to long. I'll get lonely.

Holmes: Seriously?! I FINALLY get there, and THIS happens? SERIOUSLY?!

Amy: Of course not, dear! I'll be right back. ;)

Me: Don't get mad at me, Daniel! It's not my fault your creator has masochistic tendencies that he reflects through you.

Bashir: (Tosses a hypospray to himself) Brace yourself, old man. She's gonna be a feisty one. (Talking to himself)

Holmes: (To me) You know, I can't argue with her. You know why? Because YOU SUCK! And I suck because of it! You tool!

Crud. Now I feel guilty...
XD

Okay, so I -nearly- lost it at Bashir's "old man" and "feisty one." BY THE WAY, Bashir is only 34! ..... Okay, so they're 10 years apart. I guess he has valid reason to call himself an "old man." Shut up, I feel stupid now. xD

But I definitely snorted when I read Holmes' response. You're talking to yourself. You know, that's the first sign of insanity? They call it schizophrenia. Or... multiple personality disorder. Or both. Who knows. You need to go see a psychiatrist, at any rate.

Ah. But at our point in the series, Bashir is only 27! So, you're good :)

And for the second bit, allow me to respond in the following way:
Tell me something I don't know!
XD

Oh, good! That makes me feel a whole lot better. xD Okay, email comin' your way!

Four years is totally doable :)

I'm reading it now, already smiling. This is so much fun!

It definitely is doable.

Rofl I KNOW!

That makes Holmes and Dax (at my estimation) about three to five years apart. At least, that's what I'm going with.

That...was...awesome! The little touches you added are so great! My God, you've got to post this sometime!

Lol I'll see where it goes first. I may end up posting an edited version, then posting the full thing on ff.net or something.

Yes indeed, this could get a bit spicy, I suppose. I'm having fun with this. And the way I'm writing it, it could probably be reused at some point in the regular story.

Lol poor Daniel.

Which parts were you referring to, that I added in, that you liked?

I pity him so much. But maybe Star Trek is his thing. Maybe he'll get lucky for a change. You never know.

For example, Bashir pulling on the zipper just as he said 'you- are a special case'. The things like that.

That was all your idea, but I get your point. Shall we continue this tomorrow? I'm about to pass out.

I'm glad, because I was at a loss as to how to explain that if you didn't.

Sure thing, friend. I'm close myself. I'm just going to finish up a bit more, then I'm going to pass out myself. Have a good night!

Bashir: Sleep well. If you need a...sedative...you know where to find me. (Winks)

Amy: of course, Doctor. I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I may need a daily prescription...

Bashir: What would you care to do, Ms. Collins? There's always Quark's, I suppose.

Holmes: eh? I, er...? (Clueless)

xD Oh, god, I can't do this anymore xDDD I can't see my computer screen for the tears of laughter.

lol, I know!

Bashir: Ms. Collins, are you still with me? You seem less...agressive all of a sudden.

Sorry, had to get in the last shot. So, tell me- was Holmes going to get lucky? (blush)

Amy: Well, Julian, to be quite honest, I'm a bit... distracted. *sultry tone*

Haha, well, there aren't many other things to do in one's quarters. ;)))

Bashir: Oh. Well, they make a medicine for that. If you'd care to stop by the infirmary... (also sultry tone)

lol, I had a feeling. Lucky Holmes!

Amy: Oh, I think I know the remedy you're referring to. I also believe it requires a thorough physical examination. (continuation of sultry tone, followed by a saucy wink)


xD Lucky Holmes. Clueless Holmes. Way-out-of-his-comfort-zone Holmes. xDDD

Rofl I'm cracking up, this is awesome.

Bashir: Oh, it does indeed. If you'll lie on the biobed and disrobe...

Holmes: I could...feed you those azna bits...(brave attempt at flirting).

Yes, WAYYYY out of his comfort zone, with a girl WAAYYYY out of his league. XD

Oh, dear lord. You're killin' me, Smalls. This is too, too hilarious. xDDDD And just rofl. I can HEAR Bashir saying that in my head.

Bashir: Dear me, you aren't shy, are you? (leans in close) From the way you were bristling at that Holmes fellow, I wouldn't have thought you would be so shy...

Holmes: So (casually)...how far down do your spots go?

I know, it's killing me to even type it!

Amy: Well... (blushes and bats her eyes demurely) I can get a bit... territorial. But I do take a bit of coaxing, sir.

Jadzia: Why don't you come over here and find out, Daniel?

This is too funny. I may have to use the Amy/Bashir scenario at some point. xD

Bashir: Well then, I can coax...or prod...or demand. Perhaps this would be easier if you were to remove that troublesome uniform.

Holmes: Eh? Can I? (Happily sits next to her, straight as a ramrod, hands at his sides.

That would be hysterical! This whole thing is hysterical.
I've got to log off for a short while. If you're here when I get back, we can continue. If not, want to pick this up tomorrow. (Please say yes- for Holmes' sake! XD)

I will DEFINITELY be here. xD This is too awesome to wait to continue.

Amy: Why, Doctor, I do believe you've made an excellent observation. However, I can't seem to find the zipper...

Jadzia: (rolls her eyes) Daniel, don't tell me you've never even touched a lady before. (takes his hand and places it on her thigh, trying to coax him into it)

Bashir: Of course. (Smiles) Allow me.

Holmes: Well...funny story about that..I'm a bit shy. (Shaking, gives her a gentle hug, like he's afraid of breaking her).

Sorry; I got back later than I thought. I'll definitely be around tomorrow to continue this :) lol, it's too funny. I promise you, I'm not typing this with a straight face.

Sorry, I'm here, I'm here! I was typing up this whole dialogue as a story. xD I'll email it to you when I get caught up to where we are.

Oh, awesome!

Amy: Certainly, Doctor! (turns around and scoops her braid over her shoulder so he can reach the zipper) Do you treat all your patients with such excellent... bedside manner?

Jadzia: Really? I had no idea... (takes advantage of his hug to nip his ear playfully)

xD I'm never going to be able to look at Julian... or Jadzia for that matter, the same way again.

No, it is. He seems like a nice guy who happens to be a bit cocky- perfect.

Halfway through season 3 atm.

I'm watching the first episode now online. The audio... is about 1 1/2 seconds out of sync. I'm getting a headache from my brain trying to process it at that speed. xD

Oh, that would drive me up the wall. I hate it when that happens!

I changed the setting a little bit in the fic, if you don't mind. I have it set toward mid first season, if that's OK with you.

It IS driving me up a wall!

As opposed to when? Haha, that's fine with me.

Lol Kira. Quark just said, "Maybe we could discuss these new... regulations... over dinner?" *places hand on her hip*

Kira looks pissed and says quietly, "If you don't take that hand off my hip, you'll never be able to raise a glass with it again."

Quark removes it slowly and when she walks away says, "Oooh, I love a woman in uniform," with a pervy face. xDDD I just busted a gut.

Originally, I had said around season 2-3. Now we've got a definite place to start.

lol. Kira and Odo have my favorite lines. One of which:

Quark: Rom fixed it for me.
Odo: Rom? ROM fixed it?
Quark: Well...yeah
Odo: Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent!

I seriously need to get my hands on some proper DS9. If I have to watch every episode with lagged video, I'm gonna off myself.

lmao, don't do that! I wish I knew where they streamed it for free, without lag, but I really don't...

Veoh doesn't have it, Hulu doesn't have it... Netflix doesn't stream it instantly, you have to wait for each disc, and each season has like, 8 discs. Fml.

I wish I just had 30 x 7 dollars so I could buy the whole season in one fell swoop. But sadly, no, I'm poor. xD

I rely on the boxsets, but I'm also not the only fan so I can justify the cost more easily. Although it isn't that bad if you go through Amazon. I order new because I'm a collector, but you can get them used for much less.

AHA! I found a site that streams it free, and perfectly synced audio! <3 I do love Google.

Gawsh, Julian's so adorable. (On second ep now) He just tried to ask Dax out to dinner. Again.

Congrats :)

You tell that scrawny little quack to keep his hands of My...er, Holmes', that is- Jadzia!

Hey, hey, don't insult my- I mean, Amy's- man! He's not scrawny, he's wiry. And I object to the term "quack" when referring to Julian Bashir. Hmmph.

Holmes: That q-u-a-c-k (or 'kwack', as he says) had just better steer clear of Jadzia; er, Lt. Dax! I'm wiry too, but I'll kick his bony @$$ back to Britain!

I don't think so. Amy would kick your @$$ back to the delta quadrant!

Holmes: I'm a gentleman, so I wouldn't consider hitting a lady...but I WILL run you over, Amy! Bashir, you're goin' down!

Amy: You can try, but I am a Collins, Holmes. There is no way you can lay a hand on my Bashir without sustaining life-threatening injuries. Remember, I'm a medic. I know how to life-threateningly injure.

Holmes: Well, I majored in security before I was accepted to the command track. And...wait, wait, we're going about this all wrong. You want Bashir; I want Dax. So, duh, we each go to the one we're after and talk them in to being with us instead!

Amy: Sounds good to me. But if you even think about coming after Bashir, just remember that I am trained to kill. Besides, if he so much as looks at Jadzia, I'll kill him myself. (evil smirk)

Bashir: *gulp*

((Oh, you be Dax. I'll be Bashir!))

Holmes: Fine, ENSIGN (Drawing it out to irritate her). *Marches over to Dax and gets tonguetied right away.*

Bashir: I'm suddenly fearing for my life...

xD I don't know what to say as Dax. This is hilarious, though.

lol, I don't know. Make something up! XD The only thing we really know about her is that she calls everyone by their full first name.

Bashir: Er, Amy...perhaps you could reconsider on that whole 'I'll kill you thing'?

Amy: Don't look at her, and we won't have problems, Julian. *pats his cheek reassuringly*

Jadzia: *crosses arms* Don't I get a say in all this?

Bashir: I, uh...well, you're certainly attractive, Miss Collins, but I...have to agree with Jadzia a little. Shouldn't you sort of...ask me what I think first?

Holmes: Oh, of course! I was so caught up in threatening these two that it didn't occur to me. I promise that I'm not always such an airhead. I just get a bit...girl shy.

Amy: Well, Julian, what do you think? *looks expectantly at Julian*

Jadzia: I just want my steamed azna and a good data padd to read. *sigh*