Doom''s Gamer Gallery

Chapter 1 - Castle Smurfenstein: Wait, WHAT???
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
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Chapter 2 - Takeshi's Challenge: Are you Up for It?
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
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Chapter 3 - Bebe's Kids: It's Animation...And that's About it.
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
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Chapter 4 - Jackie Chan's Action Kung Foo: Here's To Butt Whoop.
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
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Chapter 5 - Friday the 13th: Jason's 8-Bit Mess...
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
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Chapter 6 - Jekyll & Hyde: A Book Gone 8-Bit...
Submitted: September 10, 2010 • Updated: September 10, 2010
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Chapter 7 - Sonic Spinball: Let's Have a Pinball Party.
Submitted: September 11, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
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Chapter 8 - The Commodore 64: Wierdest Stuff you'll find...
Submitted: September 11, 2010 • Updated: September 11, 2010
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Chapter 9 - Hotel Mario: It's No Holiday Inn.
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
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Chapter 10 - Gitaroo Man: Playstation 2 Gold!
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
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Chapter 11 - Panic! You Should Do that...
Submitted: September 12, 2010 • Updated: September 12, 2010
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Chapter 12 - Karnov: Vodka! Vodka!
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
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Chapter 13 - Karnov The Arcade Game: Karnovpalooza!
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
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Chapter 14 - Trio the Punch: Never Forget Me...
Submitted: September 13, 2010 • Updated: September 13, 2010
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Chapter 15 - Waku Waku 7: Neo Geo Stardom!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 16 - Hugo's House Of Horror!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 17 - Batman Arkham Asylum: Welcome to the Madhouse!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 18 - Ghouls and Ghost: Keep your Boxers On, Arthur!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 19 - Gyromite: Robot Madness With R.O.B!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 20 - Golden Axe: Ride On, Gilius!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 21 - Mega Man 2: Turn Wily's Robots Into Scrap Metal!
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Chapter 22 - Pacman for the Atari 2600: BLEEP! (Wait, No Waka?)
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 23 - Scott Pilgrim the Game: Doom's Gamer Gold!
Submitted: September 14, 2010 • Updated: September 14, 2010
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Chapter 24 - Hugo's House of Horror: I found scarier... XP
Submitted: September 16, 2010 • Updated: September 25, 2010
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Chapter 25 - Kid Chameleon: Get Your Game On! ....Screw it.
Submitted: September 29, 2010 • Updated: September 30, 2010
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Chapter 26 - Super KKK Brothers: A Rom Hack gone Stupid.
Submitted: October 8, 2010 • Updated: October 8, 2010
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Chapter 27 - The 50 Greatest Arcade Machines of all time!
Submitted: November 17, 2010 • Updated: November 17, 2010
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Chapter 28 - Sexual Moment in Gaming History!
Submitted: November 17, 2010 • Updated: November 17, 2010
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Chapter 29 - Metal Slug 3: Mummies, Mutants, and Martians, OH MY!
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Chapter 30 - Heroes of the Lance: DWARF RAGE!
Submitted: August 10, 2011 • Updated: August 10, 2011
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Vhee_2 on October 8, 2010, 8:30:06 AM

Vhee_2 on October 8, 2010, 8:30:06 AM (Chapter: 26)

I laughed, but seriously - wtf.

Vhee_2 on October 3, 2010, 2:01:39 AM

Vhee_2 on October 3, 2010, 2:01:39 AM (Chapter: 25)

Big and hard, lmao this was the funmiest chap! You're good!

TheGameArtCritic on October 2, 2010, 3:15:02 PM

TheGameArtCritic on October 2, 2010, 3:15:02 PM (Chapter: index)

Oh, I've been reading. Glad to see you keeping to the formula I recommened you stick with.

Doomlord1234 on October 2, 2010, 11:57:04 PM

Doomlord1234 on October 2, 2010, 11:57:04 PM (Chapter: index)

you should tell me how each chapter is, do you agree with some? What do you disagree with? What do you want me to review next? (I know Beyond Good and Evil)

TheGameArtCritic on September 14, 2010, 10:03:59 AM

TheGameArtCritic on September 14, 2010, 10:03:59 AM (Chapter: index)

Lovely work with the variety and whatnot. I'll have to check them out once I have the time.

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:07:44 AM

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:07:44 AM (Chapter: 22)

I can't ever beat Pac-Man anyway xD

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:05:12 AM

Vhee on September 14, 2010, 8:05:12 AM (Chapter: 19)

Haha weird.

LUAjake on September 13, 2010, 9:50:39 AM

LUAjake on September 13, 2010, 9:50:39 AM (Chapter: 12)

Vodka! Vodka! Boris Yeltsin!

Vhee on September 13, 2010, 9:45:42 AM

Vhee on September 13, 2010, 9:45:42 AM (Chapter: 12)

Lol, wow. You poor thing, having to play these games for our amusement xD

Vhee on September 12, 2010, 7:30:55 AM

Vhee on September 12, 2010, 7:30:55 AM (Chapter: index)

Poor Mario...

TheGameArtCritic on September 10, 2010, 9:32:35 AM

TheGameArtCritic on September 10, 2010, 9:32:35 AM (Chapter: 1)

GRAMMER:

"an FTP" should be "a FTP", as F is not a vowel.

That's actually all I have so far, as I must babysit the demon child. I will return later with a full critique.

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:33:20 AM

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:33:20 AM (Chapter: 1)

" there are basically 2 kinds of programs: originals, and rip-offs." I feel as if this sentence in not needed. It would be best to get rid of it. Why? Because in the gaming world, Originals and Rip-Offs are all there really is. In fact, with ANY product, there will always be some form of rip off. The sentence must go.

Kavestion: Did you do your research? Castle Smurfenstein wasn't a rip off, it was a PARODY. It was a parody created by people younger than you are now, no less. On their official site, here is their legaleze:

1. we were minors
2. it was over 10 years ago
3. we were creating a parody
4. we did not make any profit from its creation
5. we owned a copy of the original bought at full retail price
6. and I don't think we even had to break any of the copy protection to make our alterations

So the reality is, it's not a ripoff, but a cute alteration by a high school student, and some friends. It's very important that you point this out.

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:44:40 AM

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:44:40 AM (Chapter: 1)

Also, they probably didnt mention this on thier site, but they did say THEY TOOK THE GAME AND RENDERED IT.

Doomlord1234 on September 10, 2010, 9:48:38 AM

Doomlord1234 on September 10, 2010, 9:48:38 AM (Chapter: 1)

Well, Actually, Depends on how you say it. To most people, "An FTP, is the correct way to sat it, while others casually say "A FTP". Either one works.

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:23:06 AM

TheGameArtCritic on September 11, 2010, 5:23:06 AM (Chapter: index)

Very well. You'll still have to say what "FTP" stands for, as some may not know what it means.

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:43:42 AM

Doomlord1234 on September 11, 2010, 5:43:42 AM (Chapter: index)

Very true. When my laziness doesnt get the best of me, I'll fix it.