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TallestPurple on January 6, 2007, 11:48:33 PM

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TallestPurpleThankyoo for all the comment XD *gives you lots of cookies* ^o^

likestodraw on January 2, 2007, 9:34:37 AM

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likestodrawthank ya for the comment on my pic. I realy appriciate it.

GhostGirl22 on January 2, 2007, 6:48:18 AM

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GhostGirl22for somereaseon, the Drake and Crypto dolls are on top of each other! not by each other tlike the gg22 and jake.

CryptoTheCat on January 2, 2007, 7:01:53 AM

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CryptoTheCatHoly Shi- *is shot*

GhostGirl22 on January 2, 2007, 8:41:33 AM

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GhostGirl22i know why now. ill fix it now.

GhostGirl22 on January 2, 2007, 12:51:11 AM

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GhostGirl22Hehe... this story is funny. Its not chainmail! pass it on if you want.


One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was
printed:

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine,
poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.

Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins.

Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better.

CryptoTheCat on January 2, 2007, 5:00:37 AM

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CryptoTheCatLMFAO!

Sure dolls of me and Drake would beh nice I guess XD

GhostGirl22 on January 1, 2007, 7:50:10 AM

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GhostGirl22    CRYPTO AND DRAKE

likestodraw on January 1, 2007, 4:14:21 AM

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likestodrawMe: how are you doing today?

CryptoTheCat on January 1, 2007, 4:15:27 AM

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CryptoTheCatT3h Crypto(me): Gewd, Gewd. Stuffing my face with chips *eats about 5 more chips at once*

likestodraw on January 1, 2007, 3:51:13 AM

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likestodrawHappy New Year!!!

SomekindofFreak on December 31, 2006, 12:19:50 PM

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SomekindofFreakXDD I looked...I SAW UR FIRST PIC OF ZHI! XD and i said almost the same thing about him that long ago that i did now!
ME: weeeh! I LIKE HIM LOTS! i really like his design, and the colors! Dez: ...me too...*smiles sheepishly*
Youuu: Maybe I could draw Zhi and Dez together? XD

Loooool! X'D

CryptoTheCat on December 31, 2006, 12:22:33 PM

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CryptoTheCatLOL... LMFAO.... X''''D

SomekindofFreak on December 31, 2006, 11:58:35 AM

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SomekindofFreakyep yep! its much fun after you beat it too! X3 i like games like that....^^

lol! you were afraid to talk to the IZ ppl? I WAS TOO! I WAS INTIMIDATED! 0_0 >.>

SomekindofFreak on December 31, 2006, 11:15:33 AM

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SomekindofFreakHappy New Years Eve to u too! <3
DONT YOU JUST LUUUV ABSOL?! XD
I beat the game today ^o^ yay for meh!

CryptoTheCat on December 31, 2006, 11:26:51 AM

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CryptoTheCatWoo! Go SkoF! *throws cookies at you* I just finished the Mankey gang bit X'D

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