HaileyAndAlphonseElric

Me: And I don't want her to do anything she doesent want to.
Chester: Aw, this again? Come on, what's with you two?
Me: But, if it'll shut you up Chester, *grabs your hand* then I guess we're a couple.
Chester: Finally. You guys took longer than it takes to go to the moon and come back again.

Chester: It's obvious that you both enjoyed it a lot. I mean heck I can see ya sticking up in your pants.
Me: *blushes and puts hands over crotch*
Chester: Why don't you two just accept it and just declair yourselves as dating?
Me: Uh... because... um...
Chester: If you don't, I'll make my move.

Me: Ok. Here we go. *gets up close and starts to make out with you*
Chester: Hmm, not bad. Sure seems like you're showing passion... ok that's 13, 14, and 15. You're done.
Me: *still going at it*
Chester: *taps me on sholder* Hey, it's been 25 seconds now.
Me: *stops* Oh, s-sorry. *blushes* I-I forgot to keep track of time. I didn't hear you.
Chester: Yeah right. I saw at how you were going at it. You can't fool me with your words.

Me: Hey, hey, woah, woah. I'm not gay. It's a common misconception.
Chester: You are so gay.
Me: I'm not gay.
Chester: How do you intend to prove it?
Me: You want me to prove it?
Chester: Yeah.
Me: How?
Chester: By making out with Kelsey for no less then 15 seconds.
Me: Fine, I will. Kelsey, do you mind?

Wow... YOU ARE HOT!

how do you change your name

oh sorry